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The Russian Terrorists are after me!

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Written by: Jonathan Bayliss
Inspired by: Nicholas Cirinna
Edited by: Christopher Bayliss
Illustrations by: Paul Barnes


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Have you ever wondered who is out there and who is watching you? Well I know and because of this, they are out to kill me. It all started when Nick and I (Jon) were going to Belleville to a concert provided by YFC (youth for Christ) when we noticed we were being followed by ADKA-466 (Russian Terrorists) and when we turned into the parking lot they radioed it in to their head of field operations. After leaving the van, we then noticed AKYB-038 (the Russian spies) sitting waiting for us, and when we looked at them, they turned off the lights and tried to hide. Right when the doors were opened to let us into the concert AKYB-038 sent out 3 spies to follow us. Once inside they would not let us in the room and claimed they were doing a “sound check” but we knew they were installing mind control objects into the instruments to brainwash everyone. Once inside, everything seemed normal but we took notice of how the band pretended to be British but only one said anything because if anyone talked everyone would know that they were really Russians. Not only that but the only people dancing looked to be Russian as well.

Later that night my brother came up to us and we told him what was going on but he didn’t believe us so we knew the brainwash objects had gotten to him and he denied even knowing what we were talking about. When my brother said this, we knew that he was going to report this to the head of the Russian Terrorists and they would know just how much we knew.

Matters only got worse as the night progressed. We tried to act as if we were clueless about the entire situation by playing a game of pool. While playing pool, we saw some kid who stood there watching us the entire time. Finally, after a couple of games, the kid asked if he could join our game. We knew this was just a ploy to get in close and learn just how much we actually new about the Russian Terrorist group. We did not want to act out of place so we casually consented and started the game. The new guy claimed to know how to play but it was apparent from the beginning that he did not have a clue how to play. We pretended not to notice but the lack of know how on his part confirmed our suspicion. Nick did not think they had pool in Russia.

We could feel eyes on us from every direction. People constantly watched us. It felt as if some invisible net was closing in on us. Just as we thought the Russian Terrorists would close the trap, my brother came over and informed us it was time to go. He seemed to have recovered for the time being from the earlier brain washing. For the time being at least. It was time to leave so we made our way into the coatroom and looked for our coats. After checking them for tracing devices, we went to wait by the door.

We waited and waited, but our ride did not come. Again, we began to grow nervous. Why weren’t my parents coming to pick us up? Nick and I began to fear the worse. Our parents had probably become prisoners of the Russian terrorists. A person falling down the stairs towards where we were standing interrupted our thoughts. He ran into us almost bowling Nick completely over. We were immediately suspicious. No one just falls down staircases in Canada. We only fall up them. The Russians had just given themselves away. Everyone knows that only Russians fall down stairs. Again, we searched ourselves for foreign objects that could be used to trace us.
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Our suspicions were confirmed. We found a rare five-dollar coin in Nick’s pocket. Five-dollar coins are only found in Russia so we knew it to be from Russian currency. Why would they plant a coin though? We took all the necessary precautions. Since it might have been some kind of explosive devise, we tried throwing onto the floor and stomping on it. We even tried lighting it on fire but nothing happened. It only got warmer. It was then that we realized just what kind of evil masterminds we were up against. There could be only one explanation as to why they would plant this coin on Nick. In the event that a police raid was made, Nick and I would be found with the coin. This would make us out to be the Russian Terrorists while the real terrorists would get away free and easy. They were good but we were better. We dropped the coin secretly into an old lady’s sweater pocket.

Finally, our ride came and we got into the van. At first, my brother did not come out of the building. We were just about to tell my parents to leave without him and that we would explain later when he came out, a young female was escorting him. She wore a white sweater and had dreads in her hair. We feared that she was giving him last minute instructions through hypnosis. Indeed as we left the parking lot, he seemed almost not present in mind.

We thought for the time being that we had managed to leave the Russians behind but we were wrong. Coming down the highway directly towards our van were Russian tanks. We screamed our warning to my parents but they seemed not to notice the tanks.

It was then that Nick and I realized that my parents were slaves to the Russians through hypnosis. The tanks barricaded the road leaving us with no escape. My parents stopped the van and calmly got out. They left us three sitting in the van while they walked out to meet the Russian host. From one of the tanks emerged an imposing figure of a woman in a Russian uniform. Clearly, she was of high rank. My parents saluted her and walked away behind the tanks. My brother turned around and grinned at us from the front seat. He laughed like a mad man and then he too left and copied my parents actions.

The commander then walked out to meet us. We had nowhere to go and feared for our jacket buttons, which they most certainly would take as they are a scanty commodity in Russia. The tall Russian commander came to the front of the van and did a most curious thing. She put her head forward and squinted like she could not see very well. We got out and approached her trying all the while not to show our jacket buttons.

I asked the obvious. “Who are you?” She seemed puzzled and then understood. She put her fist up into the air and then pointed to herself. “Me strong like bull. Good breeding stock.” She then continued to squint and stare at us. So ludicrous was the look that Nick fell on the ground laughing and announced that he had to go to the bathroom.
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No sooner were the words out of his mouth than a great roar erupted as many screaming Russian agents poured out from the tanks to stand in front of us. The whole while they cheered and pushed their fists into the air copying that of their female leader. I don’t know why they did this but I thought it must be because of what Nick did.

They took us to a small room where they noticed our jacket buttons and attacked us with bananas. In the panic, I shot one that seemed to be in charge and took his banana for a snack on the way home. This only made the others angry so I took my jacket and threw it at them in hopes that they would be so busy trying to get the buttons that they would not notice us leave. As they fought over the buttons I ran while eating my banana that was very good incase you wanted to know.

After I made it back home, I remembered that my parents were in on this whole thing too. So, I gathered my stuff and went to the forest to live with the squirrels. After five days of living on rabbit and squirrel meat, I decided to go back home and take the risk, but when I got home my brother and parents pretended nothing ever happened. So, the question is did this all really happen or are the Russian Terrorists after me? I don’t think I will know until it is too late.


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108) What do you think about my first short story? (Administrator: [Big Brother])

Number of voters: 31
* a) you are right, brain cells did die reading that!!
Number of votes: 5 (16%) Voters: [Big Brother], [PyroBuggy], [ded.], [Orestez], [Viperess]

* b) wow, that was stupid
Number of votes: 3 (10%) Voters: [;;;;;], [Roosey], [Revolution Is My Name]

* c) what just happened??
Number of votes: 3 (10%) Voters: [raven3], [ArchangelGabriel], [Domiera]

* d) it was awsome!!!!!
Number of votes: 20 (65%) Voters: [Dwemer], [Witchyra], [moesbeer], [Artemis Riddle], [Alexandra the Great], [baby_gurl_420], [Sin Itself], [Nicksmommy10], [pb], [Taking Back Jo], [Flippantly], [Celtore], [Ellyn], [Miya], [Uve_got_problems], [trinityfairy], [Aarons Girl], [SimpleAnnie], [kittykittykitty], [Bookwyrm]



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The Russian Terrorists Are Still After Me!! (Part 2)



Written by: Jonathan Bayliss
Illustrations by: Paul Barnes



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It has been a long time since I heard anything about the Russian spies. Allison, Jess, and Esther the princess of Russia have all moved away and I was beginning to feel safe once again. One day at school, I went to my locker to get something I forgot for my math class; the halls were empty and no one was in sight. As I came up to my locker, I saw something sticking out. My first thought was "Yay! More letters telling me I'm crazy for thinking that terrorists are after me" but when I opened it I found this letter with a map attached:

Jon, We are watching you! Well.... I am any ways. I have planted my special "listening" hair on you. Muhahahahahaha! Now I hear all! Soon, oh so very soon, the military will be dispatched! And we will capture you! Lock you in the dungeon! In addition, make you eat ice cream! YES! That is right! Lots and lots of ice cream! Muhahahahahaha!!! (Evil laughter!) PICKLES!! HAHAHA!!! Ice cream and pickles! You will be forced to eat them until it comes out your ears!! Yes Jon, this will all happen to you, as soon as we attack you. I seem to have noticed that you already know about your popcorn-smelling towel, a sloppy attempt by the militia. Of course our approach was much more subtle.

*NO! I'm not going to tell him it was the Russia cigars! What are you thinking! Leave me at once! You chalk board ledge! HA! Don't look so insulted. *
Ahem, on that note now that you are sweating with cold fear, I will say far well.
*What? Don't bother me! I'm writing a threat letter! Oh, I remember, yep okay I will. *
P.S Esther, princess of Russia Says hello!
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Now this letter took me by surprise. Not only are the Russians still after me but also while I thought I was safe they have been spying on me. I now have no choice but to watch my back, and try once again to foil their plans. The next day of school went by slowly. I checked my back every few minutes in fear that they would be following me with whatever new scheme they had. However, to my surprise nothing happened. But, that was only half the day. I still had to D.J at the Wednesday night meeting for the youth. I arrived a little late; So, I had to set up fast, really fast. Moreover, that was when it happened. As soon as I had set up all the equipment a girl came up to me; at first, I thought nothing of it but then I remembered that I had to watch my back. I turned to her and stated "WHAT!"

Taken back with tears coming to her eyes she said "I'm sorry sir I... I... I only wanted to ask if you would play this song. We are practicing a dance." and she handed me a CD. I slowly took it with caution, after all this was what I was being paid to do. As I looked it over for hidden devices she said something that burned into my mind "There is nothing wrong with it; I got it from Allison." The only problem was Allison is one of them! But, I didn't want to lose my job so I consented to playing it and placed it into the mixer. This is when all emotion left her face for a second and she almost screamed, "You're my hero!" and ran away to tell all her friends so they could do their dance. But, it kept going though my head; Allison's CD and I remembered what the letter said. I then realized there wasn't anything on the CD it must be in the CD, but it was too late the music already took hold. As the music started to pulsate though the speaker only one thought went though my mind, I fell for it. As I hit the floor, this guy came up and said, "You hit the floor hard. Are you alright?" but I could not answer. Suddenly someone else appeared and said, "I'm your replacement you can just relax now." I didn't want to do what they wanted the somehow the music made me agree and do what they wanted. Sitting on the couch, the most horrible thing happened, girls surrounded me. At that moment I realized just how deep into the plot I was. They kept giving me candy and I had no choice but to take it, I had to pretend that I didn't know what was really going on. The candy must have been drugged though because as a flash of a camera flashed in my face and I heard "YAY a picture of my hero!" I passed out. When I woke up I was in a forest surrounded by monkeys, but they weren't just any monkeys they were of my purple monkey army. Then the map on the letter I found flashed into my mind. I checked my pocket for the map and there it was. I checked it over and found my section and the forest was labeled with a description saying that my monkey army I gathered while hiding in the forest in my previous encounter was here. I thought "how did they get them here" but that did not matter. The point was I had my army and now there was no way the Russian army and spies could stop me. And that is when I realized that there was something in the middle where we were supposed to meet. Cautiously I made my way to the meeting tree marked out on the map found the path leading up to it. As I entered the area, I saw Allison and another person in a dark gown hiding its face. The map said Jess owned the other section but I knew she had long since been removed from the plan. So, who was the replacement? Then it hit me, that new girl that called me hero, I thought the heavy Russian accent was a little off. It could not be anyone else; after all, she was working for Allison the night before. So casually I turned to Allison, "So with Jess gone this is your new head of military. How are you? Am I still your hero?" this must have hit home because she jumped up saying "yes you are still my hero but only because your stupidity got me this job. Before yesterday I was only a servant, but now thanks to you I am the leader of the Russian military." I did not like the smirk on her face but she was right I was stupid for falling for it. The only question was what her name was. As I sat there pondering all the new events I was interrupted by Allison saying, "This is all so nice to hear but pleasantries are over now; Come with me." But, instead of doing what they wanted, I ran. Most people say only wimps run when in trouble but I don't care! As I ran back to my area to gather my army I heard them yelling after me, "You think you are the only one with backup. We made this place; you can't escape. You will have to comply eventually"

At this time, I was wondering why I was running. The torture sounded really fun from the letter but I guess it was a normal reaction. Then it hit me! I will make a boat to get out of here. Looking around I found a tree. Now all I have to do is cut it in half and hollow it out. But with what tools was I supposed to do this? All I had was a dozen purple monkeys and a map. So I resorted to making a raft and getting the monkeys to hold it together for me, but how could I cut down the trees? At this moment, I gave up all hope for getting off the island and slowly made my way back to the meeting area.

Allison was waiting holding a dark blue velvet case. Intrigued with curiosity I said with the utmost bravery and courage "Don't hurt me!"

Puzzled Allison asked, "Are you ready to comply?"

I figured by now I might as well. There didn't seem to be any way out anyhow. "Okay" I said expecting to be ambushed by the Russian military.

But instead, Allison handed me the box and said, "Here, you left your glasses on the bus and we've been trying to give them back."

"WHAT!? I went through two years of hiding and fear for this!? Why didn't you just tell me in the first place!?" I was angry!

"Well." Allison casually remarked. "We're the Russian spies, what did you expect?"

109) and the second part?..if you got that far.. (Administrator: [Big Brother])

Number of voters: 13
* a) you should have stopped at the first one
Number of votes: 4 (31%) Voters: [Big Brother], [moesbeer], [ded.], [Nicksmommy10]

* b) your an idiot!
Number of votes: 2 (15%) Voters: [;;;;;], [Roosey]

* c) i loved it!!!!!
Number of votes: 6 (46%) Voters: [PyroBuggy], [pb], [FireWing], [Domiera], [kittykittykitty], [Bookwyrm]

* d) i'm confuzed
Number of votes: 1 (8%) Voters: [baby_gurl_420]



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2005-05-24 [Big Brother]: I NEED AN ARTIST!!!!!

2005-05-25 [PyroBuggy]: I will set to work... when i eat stuff and wake up a bit!

2005-05-25 [Big Brother]: alright >_<

2005-05-25 [Big Brother]: i will get the pictures of some of the characters, cause all the characters are my friends....and the stories are based off real events

2005-05-25 [Big Brother]: anyone else want to get a sample ready or does [PyroBuggy] have no competition?

2005-05-26 [~altopia~]: look!! I have a third!!!..Kidding, I'd prefer if you'de read it to me personally:D

2005-05-26 [~altopia~]: I could draw some pics..But I'm sure [PyroBuggy] is perfect for the job...*sits down and waits for her battle bear to notice her*

2005-05-26 [Big Brother]: you know i would read it to you if i could hun, and you can try too, i'm taking looking for samples right now

2005-05-27 [~altopia~]: nah, its ok..I enrolled in study, and in an evening course...I'm a busy bunny hunny

2005-06-16 [~altopia~]: Aww. That allison looks like me!

2005-06-16 [Big Brother]: lol >_< not cute enough

2006-06-23 [kittykittykitty]: Hahaha.... oh dear. That was fun :P

2006-06-23 [Big Brother]: ya, this is the closest i get to poems....... =P

2006-07-19 [PyroBuggy]: *looks at the pictures* aaaaaaaaah god it seems like so long ago that i did those. they are fugly X_x ah well... I could probably do about eleventy bajillion times better now... and that dosn't mean i will :D I'm just touring through elfpack since i dont come here alot.

2006-07-19 [kittykittykitty]: I like the pics... they're cute :D

2006-07-20 [PyroBuggy]: They were really good or what i could do at the time... but i am SO much better now X_x

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