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Do you have something interesting that you think everyone should know about, like a contest or an important day? If so, then check out MC and let us know about it! 
From: Stephen
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2011-07-26 08:12:10
Our Warden, [Ihsahn] passed away August 18, 2011. This wiki-page was made as a memorial devoted to him, for all who care about and miss him to come and share their feelings.
From: Stephen
Created:
2011-08-20 03:53:46
Create a chat-page for your gang.
No annoying ads in your face all the time.
Notifications when ever something that interests you is updated.
No automatic removing of the info you do not delete.
Public events and contests to join and get a chance to meet new people in.
Free registration and no need to pay for membership.
Make polls, put up your cartoons, search in your messages, join the never ending deep discussions in the threaded forums, create stylish or horrible wiki-pages, share things privately with your friends, write a blog, search for your perfect partner, create your own contest and more and more... Just join and stop reading this babble!
I love Elfpack because EP offers the right to show your 'wild side'.
/ [Ðﻉg_ƒªи].
Elfpack - Friends, foes, and cake! What's not to love? (Cake not included)
/ [Poison Apple]
See also the Fantasy wiki!
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Welcome to Elfpack. This is a totally normal Internet community. We promise! We're really normal! Everyone of us! We're not a tiny little bit strange. Move along! Nothing to see here!
Well, OK. You might want to have a look at the unlimited photo albums, your own chat-page which might be used by non-members too, people from all over the world and the friendly people here.
Do you love swearing all the time? Want to show how much you love to swear? Do you love poems? Do you like to swear and write poems? Then take a bloody stab at the Swearing Poem Contest! :D
Date: 2012-01-14 18:28:32 News #: 108 Reporter: Cerulean Sins
Do you love Elfpack so much that you want the entire world to see your admiration? Perhaps you'd just like to have a mouse pad with an Elfpack logo on it? If that's of any interest to you, then check out our store at Elfpack Merchandise! Any proceeds from the store are given to Elfpack, of course.
Date: 2012-01-05 04:23:08 News #: 107 Reporter: Stephen
Date: 2011-12-18 18:34:16 News #: 106 Reporter: Cerulean Sins
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| [Zombiie Natiion] | [Death of a Soul] | [Chelsea Lou] |
Date: 2011-12-12 19:13:01 News #: 105 Reporter: Stephen
The US congress is trying to put serious censorship on the Internet so that they can block sites that the entertainment industry doesn't like. It's known as SOPA or Protect IP.
If you think that your access to Elfpack isn't threatened, think again. Google has already pulled their advertising from the site due to pressure from this mafia. So I have no doubt that blocking will occur.
The worst of it, is that USA will push these censorship onto the rest of the world too. Unless you kick your politicians out of office, so please sign:
http://www.ava
Date: 2011-11-17 16:06:09 News #: 147 Reporter: Hedda
Yes, this is so amazing it deserved a happy face in the title.
I can't (won't) give out any exact details yet, but there's some big changes being worked on within Elfpack. Graphics, badges, trophies and much more are going to be coming. Togs are being completely revamped, with the ability to use them to purchase not only Toggery cards, but things like donor rights, and possibly even gift cards to sites like www.amazon.com 
(See the Tog Shop!)
There's a tourney coming out soon, and a lot of things in Elfpack are being linked together. Keep an eye out, 'cuz the Council is really working at making new things ready across the entire site. 
I'd let out more information, but then one of the Graphic Bosses or Deputy Wardens might kill me. 
TLDR (too long didn't read) version; Keep an eye out and be ready for some pretty awesome changes coming out!
Edit: Here's a small example of something new, the Role-Playing Contests feature, made directly for all you role-players out there! Check it out. ;)
Date: 2011-11-04 06:21:51 News #: 146 Reporter: Stephen
Halloween is quickly coming upon us, and in the spirit of this spooky holiday the Council has released two different official contests. We are proud to present, the Halloween Decor Contest 2011 and the Halloween Costume Contest 2011!
Each of these contests are simple to enter: Just take a quick pic and submit it. For this contest, the winners will be decided in a vote done by the Council, to keep the contest in line with the Halloween Season timeline. (Of course, any Council members who enter will not be allowed to vote.)
Rewards, of course!
1st Place: A full competition winner badge, 6 togs (you may not know what they are, but you want them. Trust me ;), and a Giffie-Pet Store Slot token, allowing an additional pet slot in your treasury inventory!
2nd Place: A second-level competition winner badge, 4 togs and a Unique Gifffe-Pets ticket.
3rd Place: A third-level competition winner badge, 2 Togs, and an Exotic pet ticket, allowing an Exotic pet from the Giffie-Pet Store.
For simply entering the contest and submitting a correct entry, you will be given .5 (one-half) tog.
Date: 2011-10-21 22:41:12 News #: 145 Reporter: Stephen
The Elfpack Awards are open for votes. Go cast your vote on each category!
Also, we'd like to welcome the two newest Council members [Cerulean Sins] and [GlassCasket].
Lastly, if you like twitter or want on the go Elfpack updates, check out the Official Elfpack Twitter Page.
Have fun Elfpacking!
Date: 2011-10-03 14:43:50 News #: 144 Reporter: Stephen
Thanks [Endings Start] for submitting this joke.
For eleven long years, the former sea captain had remained, stranded on the deserted island his boat had sunk nearby. And for eleven years, he had walked the same beach, looking for a distant ship, a distant hope.
One day, as he walked the beach, he looked up in shock, as there stood the most amazingly beautiful woman he'd ever seen, wearing only a trenchcoat!
He ran up to her, and said, "Ma'am, why are you here?"
She replied, "God has felt pity upon you and your trials, and has send me to reward you. Would you like a drink, Captain?"
The man thought for a minute. "Well, it has been eleven years.. a drink would really hit the spot.."
So the lady opened a coat pocket, pulled out a bottle of scotch, and handed it over to the man, who drank with more satisfaction than any man should get from a stiff drink. Then she said, "Would you like a smoke, Captain?"
The man thought for a minute. "Well, it has been eleven years.. a good smoke would be great.."
So the lady opened a coat pocket, pulled out a huge cigar, lit it up and passed it to the man, and he puffed on it with wonderous happiness. The woman then said with a smile, "Would you like to play around?"
The man was thoughtful, taking his time. "That would be great, ma'am!"
She smiled and slowly began to unzip the overcoat."
The man was amazed, and said! "You mean you got a set of golf clubs in there too?"
About Elfpack Jokes
Date: 2012-01-21 05:30:56 Joke #: 71 Mod: kittykittykitty
Thanks [Po' Deg] for this featured joke:
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five complete their playing time standing up. After the game Mr. Roberts looks around and asks, "Now, who is going to tell the wife?"
They draw straws. Rippington, who is always a loser, picks the short one. They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse than it is. Rippington says, "Gentlemen! Discreet? I'm the most discreet man you will ever meet. Discretion is my middle name, leave it to me."
Rippington walks over to the Smith house, knocks on the door, the wife answers, asks what he wants.
Rippington says, "Your husband just lost $500 playing cards."
She hollers, "TELL HIM TO DROP DEAD!"
Rippington says, "I'll tell him."
About Elfpack Jokes
Date: 2011-12-03 19:25:10 Joke #: 70 Mod: kittykittykitty
Props to [Ðøģʍåŧĩȼ £åŵ 12/21/12] for submitting this joke.
Mike and Frank driving on a street, in different directions. Out of some unfortunate mishap, the cars slammed into each other, head-on. The two men were able to get out of their cars without any serious injury, but the cars were totaled.
Before Frank could say anything, Mike said, "Instead of fighting over whose fault it was, why don't we just celebrate that we were able to come out alive?"
Frank said, "Yeah, good idea!"
"I have a bottle of whiskey in the trunk, why don't I pull that out?" suggested Mike. He went around, and luckily the bottle was not damaged in the accident. He gave it to Frank and said, "Here, drink some!"
Frank took the bottle and chugged half of it down. Then he wiped his mouth and handed the bottle over to Mike. "Here, you have some!"
Mike passed it back and said, "Nah, I think I'll wait until the police get here."
About Elfpack Jokes
Date: 2011-11-04 19:24:59 Joke #: 69 Mod: kittykittykitty
Thanks [Whiskers] for submitting this joke!
A woman walks into a bar and orders herself a drink. While she's waiting, the man next to her looks at her and says, "You know, the beer here is magic."
She has no idea what the hell he's talking about, so she says, "Excuse me?"
"The beer here is magical," the man explains. "If you drink the beer here, you can . . . oh, I don't know, jump off of a building and live."
The woman, she's skeptical of this, so she says, "I'll bet you one hundred dollars that you can't do that."
"You're on," The guy says. He chugs down his beer, walks outside, climbs up the nearest building, jumps off of it . . . and gets up. There is not one scratch on him.
He walks back into the bar and takes the 100 dollars from the woman before she says, "I'll bet you double that that I can jump off of that building and survive."
"Go ahead," The man says. She chugs down her beer, walks outside, climbs up the nearest building, jumps off of it . . . and dies.
The man shrugs and turns around, holding the 100 dollar bill, and shows it to the bartender. "Look what I got!" Exclaims the man.
And the bartender replies, "You're an asshole, Superman."
About Elfpack Jokes
Date: 2011-10-13 04:35:32 Joke #: 68 Mod: kittykittykitty
By [Sammie h!]
| No words that I say can make this better No words that I say can make it go away No words for the pain I feel on your face No words to undo this disgrace No words in a card can hold up to this No words of my faith do justice No words can mend, only grace No words only love, to keep your embrace No words will keep us together through this No words to cover the shame I am feeling No words will restore the love we once knew Our Love will conquer words And make our love new... No words to take back, I told you the truth No words holding back that I need you Words are expressing the way that we feel Love is the glue that makes it all real. I love you. |
More about Elfpack Daily Poem
Date: 2011-12-20 02:10:04 Poem #: 80 Mod: Batman
Ode to Elfpack by [La Fleur de La Croix]
I have been here for a very long time.
I've seen people come.
I've seen people go.
I've seen things change,
And I've seen things grow.
I know just about all there is to know.
I've had this job and that,
But none of it compares to where I'm at.
I'm here to help, it's true,
So ask me your questions,
And I'll give you knowledge that's new.
More about Elfpack Daily Poem
Date: 2011-11-11 16:13:12 Poem #: 79 Mod: Bаtman
Dysfunctional Glory by [La Fleur de La Croix]
What,
Is Love?
Who,
Is Love?
An
Emotion.
A
Cherub.
A
Man.
A
Woman.
No,
It is,
A bouquet of crimson roses,
A walk in the rain,
A sweet, whispered nothing,
A cuddle on a couch at three AM;
An argument,
A makeup kiss.
It is love making,
And confiding in tender surrender.
Love,
It is,
Candlelight and cheap wine,
An apartment filled with discount furniture,
A baby on the way and no money;
This is Love,
In all,
Of its,
Dysfunctional Glory;
A victory,
Of the Heart,
Over the Mind.
More about Elfpack Daily Poem
Date: 2010-03-30 21:00:04 Poem #: 78 Mod: Stephen
Writing by [RainCloud]
Pen moving across the page,
The words just won't come out.
How do I say what's in my mind?
Ideas flow.
None are what I want to say.
There is no way to express what I feel.
Still, the pen moves.
Still, none of the right thoughts come out.
Give up,
I can't say what I want to.
Isn't that the way of life?
Nothing comes out right.
All the while, my pen still writes.
I had better stop
Before my head and hand connect
With the thoughts in my head.
So now, just for right now, this is good-bye.
So we part again.
More about Elfpack Daily Poem
Date: 2008-11-21 19:04:48 Poem #: 77 Mod: Poison Apple
About the goofs
About the Cool Shades
Date: 2012-01-12 21:18:51 Goof #: 109 Mod: Stephen
About the goofs
About the Cool Shades
Date: 2010-03-30 20:54:06 Goof #: 108 Mod: Stephen
About the goofs
About the Cool Shades
Date: 2009-07-06 00:13:15 Goof #: 107 Mod: Hedda
About the goofs
About the Cool Shades
Date: 2009-02-23 20:27:47 Goof #: 106 Mod: Hedda
Stumble!