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2008-09-15

Event Photo Competition

Take photos of an event and become the worldwide Elfpack master of photography 2008!

From: Hedda
Created:
2008-03-20 01:06:41

2008-12-29

Elf packing contest

Pack as many elves as you can find together and take a photo of them!

From: Hedda
Created:
2008-01-04 21:22:26

2008-12-31

Link to Elfpack competition

Link to www.elfpack.com and get a link to your site from here for an entire year!

[Trainwreck Management] was last year's winner together with:
[Skittles 254] linked from www.glee.com/Skittles254/

[Nekko fox] sent a nice mail to the pastor...
www.truechristian.com/askpastorjim1105b.html
Good work including the link!

www.bluesoulsearcher.com/generallinks.html [bluesoulsearcher]'s site's linkpage.

From: Hedda
Created:
2008-01-04 20:46:01

2009-08-03

Apply to the crew!

Well, what are you waiting for! ;-)

From: Hedda
Created:
2005-07-27 22:53:09

2011-07-31

Elfpack Recommended Page

Recommend a page to the Elfpack Crew! Post your page on mentioned wiki if it follows the criteria explained on the wiki!

From: Sunrose
Created:
2005-06-03 21:42:04

2011-07-31

Elfpack Suggestions

Suggest ideas to Elfpack's Crew here!

From: Sunrose
Created:
2005-06-03 21:48:08

2099-10-25

Your deadline

Do you want your deadline here? See MC!

From: Hedda
Created:
2005-10-18 12:52:19

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Valentine Pickup lines contest 2008

Soon Valentine's day. To make sure we can get some then, let's help each other and make up some really good pick up lines. And some really horrible to avoid. Go to Valentine Pickup lines contest 2008

Update:

Winners

[the rockman] obviously have two fans. We can guess it's Ms Righthand and his mum. But of course he's smart enough to never ever use the worst pick-up line ever:

"y'know round here I'm known as the rockman,, i guess you wanna know why huh? (wink wink) everyone alllllllllways does."

Only 2 persons or 1% of the victims for this line thinks it's attractive.

But [Corsair] was getting very happy with
"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
With 53 people and 23% taking the bait.
Well... Until now when everyone is using that line, so it has become pretty lame.

Big congratulations to the worst and best pickup lines writers! Donorprivs are coming!


Make sure to watch the wiki-page Elfpack Contests if you don't want to miss any contest!

Date: 2008-01-18 22:53:50
Community news #: 73
Reporter: Hedda

Drink Making Contest 2008

Back by popular demand is the Drink Making Contest 2008. Have a drink in mind you want to share with others that you came up with? Or maybe even a drink you have tried before? Then be a part of this contest!

Best of luck to those who plan to compete

Date: 2008-05-19 22:56:36
Community news #: 74
Reporter: Infamous Caitlyn
More Elfpack news

Titles on images

You can now write titles on images. This is mostly useful if you are having images on exported wiki-pages and want them to be found in Google's image-search. Write the title you want by writing it inside parenthesis immediately after the image-tag. Like this:

<img:Itayyam_logo.png>(Elfpack logo)
Becomes:
<IMG:Itayyam_logo.png> (Hover the pointer over the image and you'll see)

Date: 2006-12-31 13:45:22
News #: 119
Reporter: Hedda

Password protected wiki-pages

You can now put two kinds of passwords on a wiki-page. One that needs to be entered to edit the wiki-page (just like before) and one that is needed to even view the page.

The best thing about this is that you can export wiki-pages (Like your photos) so that non-Elfpackers can see them, but they have to know your password. (Tip: The edit-password can also be used to view the page if the edit-password is different from the view-password... It's not as complicated as it sounds!)

But it's of course best if you put no passwords and export all your pages so that everyone can see your crazy stuff! <IMG:zabuN-gif.gif>

Date: 2007-03-17 18:32:06
News #: 120
Reporter: Hedda

Elftown

Elfpack's sister-site Elftown (www.elftown.com) is down until about 16:00 on Sunday Elfpack time (UTC). They are rebuilding the power supply lines.

Date: 2007-05-26 17:52:52
News #: 121
Reporter: Hedda

5 continents contest

5 continents contest has started now. Do your best to form a team with people from 5 different continents and make some photos typical for your culture!

Date: 2007-06-10 17:19:25
News #: 122
Reporter: Hedda

Aligning images and tables

You can now align images by using LIMG and RIMG instead of the normal IMG-tag.

See align example.

Update:
You can also use tables now. it's simplified compared to HTML, so you write | (pipe) for a new column and --- (3 minus) for a new row. Example: <table>Column 1|Column 2 --- First data | second data</table>

And it becomes:

Column 1Column 2
First data second data

See <URI:pseudo_html.html> for more.

Date: 2007-06-24 05:08:38
News #: 123
Reporter: Hedda

Put images in your friends' presentations!

Yes, you read right! You can put pictures of your friends in their presentations by tagging photos in the wiki. You shouldn't use this to harass them, of course, but you can have some fun with it.

How to tag a photo:
1) Upload a photo album by going to your house and then press "Upload a folder of images" on top.
2) When you come to the edit-page, you write a member-link (Like [Hedda]) in the text under the photo where your friend is pictured. Example: "Here is [Hedda] doing a face."
(Note: You must use "Edit per box" with this method! See below!)
Now the image and a link to your photo-page is in your friend's house. See the end of [Hedda]'s presentation and the last image on Lilopacking for an example!

In case you already have a photo on a wiki-page or don't want to use "edit per box"
Write the user-link in parenthesis directly after the image. Example: <img100:img/photo/1_1176987547.jpg>(This is [hedda])
And then this image will appear in that member's house.

General note: The wiki-page must be exported and free for everyone to see!

Date: 2007-10-16 17:52:24
News #: 124
Reporter: Hedda

Birthday winners

Elfpack birthday 3 contest has ended.


Winner

[Amaranthine] If I had 10k to spend on elfpackers, I'd buy a small island, rent a huge boat, ship everyone to the island, and have an awesome tropical elfpack birthday party. Come on! Who doesn't like beach parties!? (There will be girls in bikinis!)

Second place

[Mothyr Witch] If I had $10,000, I would buy...WORLD PEACE! And by WORLD PEACE, I mean parts for an Elfpack that never goes down, never lags, and gains tons of fantastic members every day...oh and anime, foot pron, and fuzzy kitties for everyone. ^^

Third place

[black velvet]: If i had 10,000 to spend I would throw a massive Elfpack-meet at my grans house, and pay for the flights over...discounted of course. It would be a red carpet event! Everyone would have to look snazzy!


Side news
Make sure to watch wiki-pages and members, and that you have set your account to email you when something is updated! Otherwise you might miss something important... Like when that cute boy uploads a new photo!

Elfpack is never closed down for backups anymore since last week. Backups are still done though, so don't worry about that!

Date: 2008-01-18 23:08:57
News #: 125
Reporter: Hedda

Halloween Costume Contest 2007 winners

Halloween Costume Contest 2007 was won by the beautiful and scary mermaid [FireGypsy]:
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Second place: [Delirious_Angel]
<IMG:img/image/16455_1193882860.jpg.300.0.jpg>

Third place: [MORGAN!]
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Congratulations!

Date: 2008-05-31 10:35:25
News #: 126
Reporter: Hedda

Elfpack’s Miss World Contest

The winners of the Elfpack’s Miss World Contest have been decided!

First-
[RЭBЭCCΛ-MΛY.x]
<IMG:img/photo/33172_1209506414.jpg.300.0.jpg>
Representing England 

Second-
[daddysgirl14]
<IMG:img/photo/48377_1206399592.jpg.250.0.jpg>
Representing Mississippi

Joint Third-

[Beki in Wonderland]
<IMG:stuff/blood.lol.jpg.200.0.jpg>
Representing England

[Vaughne]
<IMG:http://www.elfpack.com/img/image/43707_1210371164.jpg.150.0.jpg>
Representing Transylvania

Congratulations to all of our winners and thanks to all who took part!

Date: 2008-06-10 20:38:18
News #: 127
Reporter: Nevan

Elfpack’s Mr World Contest

The winners of Elfpack’s Mr World Contest have been decided!

First –
[The Jackel]
<IMG:http://fake.swedma.com/img/image/4824_1211503604.jpg.300.0.jpg>
Representing Transylvania

Second-
[Combat Engineer]
<IMG:http://elfpack.com/img/image/220_1210090635.jpg.300.0.jpg>
Representing the USA

Third-
[death how i long to embrace you]
<IMG:img/image/18414_1208203673.jpg>
Representing Jamaica

Congratulations to all of our winners and thanks to all who took part!

Date: 2008-06-21 16:54:19
News #: 128
Reporter: Nevan
More jokes

Elfpack Jokes

[Monster Master] gave us this joke. Well done. Thanks for entering. =]


A man is strolling past the mental hospital and suddenly remembers an important meeting.

Unfortunately, his watch has stopped, and he cannot tell if he is late or not. Then, he notices a patient similarly strolling about within the hospital fence.

Calling out to the patient, the man says, "Pardon me, sir, but do you have the time?"

The patient calls back, "One moment!" and throws himself upon the ground, pulling out a short stick as he does. He pushes the stick into the ground, and, pulling out a carpenter's level, assures himself that the stick is vertical.

With a compass, the patient locates north and with a steel ruler, measures the precise length of the shadow cast by the stick.

Withdrawing a slide rule from his pocket, the patient calculates rapidly, then swiftly packs up all his tools and turns back to the pedestrian, saying, "It is now precisely 3:29 pm, provided today is August 16th, which I believe it is."

The man can't help but be impressed by this demonstration, and sets his watch accordingly.

Before he leaves, he says to the patient, "That was really quite remarkable, but tell me, what do you do on a cloudy day, or at night, when the stick casts no shadow?" The patient holds up his wrist and says, "I suppose I'd just look at my watch."

Date: 2008-05-08 16:40:52
Joke #: 58
Mod: shinobi14

Elfpack Jokes

[Predator Elder19] gave us this one. I like it. Very rebellious! >=D


Q. What does a pelican and a tax man have in common?
A. They can both shove their bill up their bum.

Date: 2008-05-25 18:39:19
Joke #: 59
Mod: shinobi14
List more poems

My Friend

My Friend by [Madkat]

If I look into the future
I wonder what I'll see
I wonder if I'll see you there
Standing beside me
Will you hold my hand dearheart
And walk with me through time?
Will you always be my friend
Until the last bell chimes?
I'll stand with you
And walk with you
And by your side I'll be
And when there's no-one there with you
Look in your heart, there's me.

Date: 2008-04-01 21:21:30
Poem #: 74
Mod: Mothyr Witch

The Green Man

The Green Man by [shinobi14]

Enter ye now this kingdom alone,
Where ash and fir meet earth and stone?
And if you tread this path of green,
Are you prepared to see the unseen?

For as you walk between the trees,
And feel the grass on bended knees,
There be someone watching you,
A being that guides you passing through.

He is the Lord of the forest,
An almighty king,
Who dances as the birds do sing.
Who guards you as the mighty oak,
And his power of protection you may invoke.

His nourishing hands can heal and care,
For whatever life exists in there,
There, his kingdom, woods of olde,
The trees of which hold tales untold.

And if you venture in the dark,
Seek his face hidden in the bark
Only those with the eye of three,
Can see him like you can see me.

But he will always be there, you see.
Protecting us. Blessed be!
Not only me, but everyone else too.
The Green Man is watching you.

- Date Written (10/03/2008)

Date: 2008-06-19 21:17:15
Poem #: 75
Mod: Mothyr Witch
More goofs

[The Bum]

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His comment:
The Wendy's cup and Mountain Dew proves I spend way too much time on Elfpack! Look at the concentration!



Want to see your goofy self here on Mainstuff? Then drop a photo by Goofy Elfpackers Elfpacking!
Or if you have a cool photo of you in your shades visit Cool Shades!

Date: 2008-05-26 14:30:14
Goof #: 103
Mod: Nevan

[Vaughne]

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Her comment:
(: I even wrote Elfpack on my faceee. ^.^
Oh, and by the way, I do have a body... >.< this just looks like I have a floating head :p



Want to see your goofy self here on Mainstuff? Then drop a photo by Goofy Elfpackers Elfpacking!
Or if you have a cool photo of you in your shades visit Cool Shades!

Date: 2008-07-02 15:00:24
Goof #: 104
Mod: Nevan
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