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zoloftzantac (checks in once every few years)

Member #17768 created: 2005-05-14 19:07:46Simple URL:   


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These means I've retired from the Council, Daily Goof staff, Guards, Toggery Committee, Giffie staff and Custodians, and I'm one of Elfpack's Official Donors, Artists, Elfpack Poets, and one of the winners of the Hedda is not here Jokes Competition.


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Rules of Toggery


This means I was on Goofy Elfpackers Elfpacking! twice, once normaly and once via Cool Shades, I came 2nd in the Best Friend Award of October 2006 and I'm one of the Trivia Winners!


"Look at this proud fish. It's like a coyote, king of the jungle.
He don't need no pimp."
~T.J. Hicks - from Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo

This is my pet: Katciss the Lion Fish
I rescued him from the Giffie-Pet Pound

omg kitty! *^_^*

banners gifted to zoloftzantac

Thank you all! ^_^


"The problem is not that there are problems. The problem is expecting otherwise and thinking that having problems is a problem."

~Theodore Rubin


zoloftzantac's wikis

all of the wiki's I own/co-own, helped make, help run or were made for me


Oversexed bloodsucker, overindulgent nightcrawler, overprotective dreamer.

Abnormal Engineer, extraterrestrial computer dork, brilliant foot pervert.



ask your doctor about ...


"There is a demon in man that needs to be exercised, not exorcised."

~Anton LaVey


Find me crawling the storm sewers, climbing rocks at the beach, wandering the woods by moonlight, and wherever there's a quick internet connection.


Thanks Rachel! ;)


Stuff that used to be in my house is now here --> zoloftzantac


You can use the following colours, get uploading rights and spiffie borders around your house if you <URL:donate.html> to Elfpack!

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[zoloftzantac] is not for everyone. People who already have insomnia, who already drink too much, or who already get enough sex shouldn't take [zoloftzantac]. Side effects may include, sleeplessness, confussion and 'sexual side effects'. In studies, few people were bothered enough by side effects to stop taking [zoloftzantac]

Age: 47Year of birth: 1974Month of birth: 11Day of birth: 28

Gender: male

Place of living: USA-California

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Civil status: single

Sexual preference: opposite sex

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