Thanks [Whiskers] for submitting this joke!

A woman walks into a bar and orders herself a drink. While she's waiting, the man next to her looks at her and says, "You know, the beer here is magic."
She has no idea what the hell he's talking about, so she says, "Excuse me?"
"The beer here is magical," the man explains. "If you drink the beer here, you can . . . oh, I don't know, jump off of a building and live."
The woman, she's skeptical of this, so she says, "I'll bet you one hundred dollars that you can't do that."
"You're on," The guy says. He chugs down his beer, walks outside, climbs up the nearest building, jumps off of it . . . and gets up. There is not one scratch on him.
He walks back into the bar and takes the 100 dollars from the woman before she says, "I'll bet you double that that I can jump off of that building and survive."
"Go ahead," The man says. She chugs down her beer, walks outside, climbs up the nearest building, jumps off of it . . . and dies.
The man shrugs and turns around, holding the 100 dollar bill, and shows it to the bartender. "Look what I got!" Exclaims the man.
And the bartender replies, "You're an asshole, Superman."

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First, our featured joke submitted by [HeAVenShallBuRN]!

A little boy steps on a butterfly, and his dad says no butter for a week. He steps on a honeybee, so his dad says no honey for a week. Mom steps on a cockroach... the little boy says to his dad, are you going to tell her or should I?

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Secondly, there's been some changes to Elfpack Jokes. All submissions now are to be placed on Elfpack Jokes Submissions. Also, the reward system is being reworked so that people who have had multiple jokes featured can receive special rewards, too. Come and submit some Jokes!

Today, the Daily Jokers have decided to feature multiple small knock knock jokes!


Here's one, by [MarieFair]:
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orangn't you gonna say goodbye?


Another Knock Knock, by [Predator Elder21]:
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
............ *no reply*
(It's a knock and run!)


And a final one, by [Wild Zubat Appeared]:
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cows say.
Cows say who?
No cows say moo!

Thanks to [~Neo Angel~] for submitting this joke!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Boo.
...Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just a joke!!