2009-03-05 [STEVEN COOK]: wats up ppl

2009-03-11 [blue_fang]: okay how this, a rabbit and a bear is walking through a forest fighting, then they see a magic lamp and make a mad dash to it. they reach it at the same time and have a tug of war it slips out of their hands and floats up into the air, the genie pops out and says " since techngle you both rubbed my lamp you each get three wishes the rabbit started to go but then the bear clocked him on the head and said " i wish all the bear in the forest except me were female." it happened the rabbit head soar as it was wished for a motercycle helmet then the bear made the same wish only for all the bears in united states except for him were female. the rabbit figuring he had the helmet wished for a motorcycle. then the bear said " screw the united states i wish all the bear in the world but me were females." then the rabbit started up his bike looked at the genie and said " i wish the bear was gay" and drove off

2009-03-12 [shinobi14]: [STEVEN COOK]... post jokes... or don't post. >.<

2009-04-28 [footer]: whats the diference between an irish man, scottish man and an american? nothing they all fight like girls

2009-06-08 [confirmed; x-core-addict]: A hedgehog walks through the forest and finds a river. Luckily he also finds a hedgehog bridge not to far away. Right before the bridge there is a sign saying:"Not more than one hedgehog at a time". The hedgehog starts to look around, but sees no other hedgehogs, so he starts to walk across the bridge, but when he reaches the middle, the bridge breaks and the hedgehog is forced to swim the rest. Angrily climbing the banks at the other side he reads another sign: "A warned hedgehog counts for two".

2009-07-02 [German Navy Seal]: A guy goes to a pet store to get a christmas gift for his wife. He gets a magical parrot who sings. Christmas morning his wife see's the parrot under the tree and asks her husband what's going on? He replies "the parrot can sing, watch this." he takes a lighter and lights it under the parrot's left foot and it sings 'silent night', then he lights it under the right foot and it sings 'jingle bells'. The wife loves it and asks whats the name and the husband says its 'chest'. the wife wonders what happens when you light it between its legs. so the husband light it between the parrot's legs and it sings 'chest nuts roasting over an open fire!"

2009-07-07 [footer]: a whales penis can grow up to 3 metres long........ only a bit bigger than mine then

2009-07-13 [shinobi14]: [footer], I keep on seeing your name on here. Stop being so creepy, and try and post a joke. Don't be offensive. You don't impress me.

2009-07-13 [footer]: i dont want to impress anyone, why would i, so what im always on here, thats what its for

2009-07-13 [shinobi14]: No, this particular wiki is for posting jokes, which you are failing to do.

2009-10-14 [Sting]: i don't care.

2009-10-18 [shinobi14]: Huh? That kind of post isn't welcome here.

2009-11-24 [German Navy Seal]: hey it wouldnt hurt 4 some1 2 say something about my joke >.<.... the only joke i posted like 4 months ago!!!! plz and ty

2009-11-26 [shinobi14]: I apologise, you are correct.

Unfortunately, only the really funny ones get put on Mainstuff. Also, to submit jokes, go through the links at the top of the page to the right category, and edit the wiki page itself to enter your joke. =]

2009-11-27 [д×ﻉ| PK]: can we just put the book twilight up here? cuz that whole book is a joke

2009-12-02 [German Navy Seal]: hey christmas humor is always funny plus the holidays are coming up so hint hint people tht judge that 8P

2010-04-19 [Shape Of Despair]: Things not to say to a cop

1. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

2. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

3. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

4. Are You Andy or Barney?

5. I thought you had to be in good physical condition to be a police officer.

6. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

7. I pay your salary!

8. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

9. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

10. I was trying to keep up with traffic. I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

11. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

2010-04-19 [Shape Of Despair]: A police detective was investigating a homicide. As he questioned the on-scene officer, he learned the body was that of a young woman. The body was found with a bowl over her head and a spoon stuck in her back.

The on-scene officer asked what the detective thought had happened to the woman.

The detective responded, "I think it's obvious. A cereal killer got her!"

2010-06-05 [Stephen]: Please post your jokes on the correct corresponding wiki-page for the joke(s). Thanks. =)

2010-06-05 [Shape Of Despair]: Tryin' to earn a badge, mate :D

2010-06-05 [Stephen]: [Shape Of Despair], try placing them on Story Jokes 2.