2012-08-16 [djxmonster]: O_o

2012-08-24 [sammie h!]: Can I have a Guards permission to do a news article for Elfpack awards i will forward it to the person first before I post it or they can post one themselves? :)

2012-08-24 [Amalaswinta]: hey [sammie h!] :)
you actually don't need permission from one of the guards but from a Mainstuff editor. Which would be.... [Stephen] :D

2012-08-25 [sammie h!]: Thanks ama x

2012-08-25 [Stephen]: *bows*

I saw my name. :3


@Sammie: Whatever the article you want to have made, put it on a wiki page and send me the page, so we can fine tune it. :)

2012-08-25 [Amalaswinta]: :)

2012-08-26 [sammie h!]: Ill do it soon x

2013-03-02 [Dead Inside.]: Does anyone else smell bacon?

2013-03-03 [kittykittykitty]: Oink oink

2013-03-03 [sammie h!]: I can't believe it, still to this day, I can't belive its not butter.

2013-03-06 [Dead Inside.]: What's not butter?

2013-05-01 [Dead Inside.]: What changed?

2013-05-02 [Stephen]: [Orestez] and I changed Guard positions. :P

2014-04-09 [Morgoth]: *Mort crawls out of his hole*

Need more guards, huh?

2014-04-10 [kittykittykitty]: Weeelll we haven't been inundated with guardwork recently.

2014-04-10 [Morgoth]: Don't worry, I can cause some!

2014-09-09 [sammie h!]: Ha Go on Mort lol

2018-05-06 [Morgoth]: WHAT UP, CUNTS? I'm bored and looking to start some good old fashioned drama! *spits in [Ringbearer]'s face*

2018-09-20 [Dead Inside.]: Im scary Terry Bitch. You can run but you can't hide Bitch.

2018-12-31 [Stephen]: Mort, be nice. Site activity is good, but try to avoid that kind.

2019-01-22 [Dead Inside.]: John is having a bad day. He tried to button his shirt and all the buttons fell off. Then he tried to buckle his belt and the belt buckle fell off. John tried to pick up his briefcase and the handle fell off. John tried to open the door and the doorknob fell off. Now John is really scared because he has to pee.