2 laughing eyes
2 loving arms
2 well shaped legs
2 warm milk containers
1 fur lined mixing bowl
1 large banana
1. look into laughing eyes
2. spread well shaped legs
3. squeeze and message milk containers very gently until fur-lined mixing bowl is well greased
4. add banana and gently work in and out until creamed
5. cover with nuts and sigh with relief
Bread is done when banana is soft. Be sure to wash utensils and don't lick the bowl.
IF BREAD STARTS TO RISE... LEAVE TOWN!
try this its good any way whats the wrost u can lose ?
GRADE ME!! ;D
F~ You're ugly and you suck at life. Literally.
D~ You're an ass. Go jump off a cliff.
C- ~ You're just someone I don't want to talk to, okay?
C ~ You're okay looking, I guess, but definetly not the best.
C+ ~ You're, meh, the "average joe". Kind of boring yes?
B- ~ Hey you're kind of cool. You're kind of cute too.
B ~ You're cute. And you're a pretty interesting person.
B+ ~ Pretty damn attractive and cool too.
A- ~ You're extremely attractive, and you're awesome. Go you.
A ~ REALLY hot, I want you here now. Let's get it on.
A+ ~ GORGEOUS... FUCK ME NOW!!
[~*~*~*~CHECK THIS OUT~*~*~*~*~
I'M white.....WHAT ARE YOU ?
[December 23rd~ January 1st = Red
[January 2nd ~ January 11th = Orange
[January 12th ~ January 24th = Yellow
[January 25th ~ February 3rd = Pink
[February 4th ~ February 8th = Blue
[February 9th ~ February 18th = Green
[February 19th ~ February 28th = Brown
[March 1st ~ March 10th = Aqua
[March 11th ~ March 20th = Lime
[March 21st = Black
[March 22nd ~March 31st = Purple
[April 1st ~ April 10th = Navy
[April 11th ~ April 20th = Silver
[April 21st ~ April 30th = White
[May 1st ~ May 14th = Blue
[May 15th ~ May 24th = Gold
[May 25th ~ June 3rd= Cream
[June 4th ~ June 13th = Grey
[June 14th ~ June 23rd = Maroon
[June 24th = Grey
[June 25th ~ July 4th = Red
[July 5th ~ July 14th = Orange
[July 15th ~ July 25th = Yellow
[July 26th ~ August 4th = Pink
[August 5th ~ August 13th = Blue
[August 14th ~ August 23rd = Green
[August 24th ~ September 2nd = Brown
[September 3rd ~ September 12th = Aqua
[September 13th ~ September 22nd = Lime
[September 23rd = Olive
[September 24th ~October 3rd = Purple
[October 4th ~ October 13th = Navy
[October 14th ~ October 23rd = Silver
[October 24th ~ November 11th = White
[November 12th ~ November 21st = Gold
[November 22nd ~ December 1st = Cream
[December 2nd ~ December 11th = Grey
[December 12th ~ December 21st = Maroon
[December 22nd = Teal
] Cute and lovable type, You are picky but always in love...and liked to be loved. Fresh and cheerful, but can be "moody" at times. Capable with people nice, soft, and that can love you for the way you are. Likes people that are easy to talk to and can make you feel comfortable. >
] Competitive and sportive. Don't like losing and always cheerful! You are trustworthy, and very out going. You choose love carefully, and don't fall in love easily. But once you find the right one, you don't let go for a long time.
] You are mostly interested in your looks. And have high standards in picking love. You think and make a solution precisely, and hardly make stupid mistakes. You like to lead and it is easy for you to make new friends.You are very competitive and love to be first.
] You are attractive and active. You never hide your feelings and express everything that's inside. But can be selfish at times. You want to be noticed, and don't like to be treated unequally. You can brighten up peoples day. You know what to say at the right time and you have good sense of humor.
] You get along well with new people. You are not really a shy person, but sometimes you can hurt people's feelings by your words... You like to be loved and noticed by your lover, but mostly you are single, waiting for the right person.
] You know what's right and what's wrong. You are cheerful and out going. It's hard for you to find the one you want, but once you find the right person, you won't be able to fall in love again for a long time.
] You are always trying your best in everything, and like to help and care for other people. But you are not easily satisfied. You have negative thoughts, and you look for romantic love like in a fairytale.
] You are sweet and innocent. Trusted by many people and have a strong leadership towards relationships. You make good decision and make the right choice at the right time. And always dreaming of romantic relationship.
] You are intelligent and know what's right. You like to make things go your way, which can sometimes cause trouble for not thinking about other people's feelings. But you're patient when it comes to love. Once you get a hold of the right person, it's hard for you to find a better love.
] You are responsible for your own actions, and you know how to treat people. You always have goals to reach and you really work hard to get there, you are competitive. Your friends are really important to you and you appreciate what you have, you sometimes over react that's because you are sensitive.
] You are mysterious, never selfish and get interested in things easily. Your day can be sad or happy depending on your mood. You are popular between friends but you can act stupid at times, and forget things easily. You go for a person that's trustworthy.
] You are calm, but easily stressed out. You get jealous easily, and complain over little things. You can't get stuck into one thing, but you have a capable personality for everyone to trust you and like you.
] You are imaginative and fun, you love trying new things. You like to challenge yourself and you learn things easily, you're easy to talk to and you give good advice. When it comes to friendship, you find it hard to trust someone, but once you find the right friend, you trust them forever.
] You are challenging, and have the "guts". But you don't like changes in your life. And once you make a decision, you keep it that way for a long time. Your love life is also challenging, and different.
] You are warm and light hearted. You seem to flow well with friends and family. You don't like violence and know what's right. You are kind and cheerful, people that are easy to talk but don't envy other people easily.
]You are active and sportive. It's hard for other people to become close with you, but you fall in love easily. But once you find out you can't get something, you give up and let go easily as well.
] You may have low self-esteem, and can be very picky. You are artistic and like to fall in love, but you let your love pass by, by loving with your mind, not your heart.
]You are attractive, and love your life. You have a strong feeling towards everything. And very easily distracted. Once you get angry at someone, its hard for you to forgive them.
]You dream and have goals in your life. You get jealous easily and you don't react to things easily. You are different and sometimes weird, but everyone loves that in you.
]Your feelings change suddenly and easily. You are always lonely, and like traveling. You are truthful, but listen and believe other people too easily. It's hard to find love for you, and you get lost in love easily, Sometimes get hurt by love
if i was a flower wud u pick me
if i was a lolly wud u lick me
if i was a sweet wud u suck me
if i asked u nicely wud u fuck me !!!!!!
YOU CAN ASK ME as many QUESTIONS as u like::
No matter how random, revealing, rude, naughty or pointless
I promise to answer them 100% truthfully
I have to answer them honestly
do this 4 me plz
SEX IS A SENSATION
CAUSED BY TEMPTATION
WHEN A GUY STICKS HIS LOCATION
INTO A GIRLS DESTINATION
TO INCREASE POPULATION
FOR THE NEXT GENERATION
YOU GET MY EXPLANATION
OR DO U NEED A DEMONSTRATION?
1.Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Do you have a crush on me?
5. Would you kiss me?
6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
7. Describe me in one word.
8. What was your first impression?
9. Do you still think that way about me now?
10. What reminds you of me?
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
12. How well do you know me?
13. When's the last time you saw me?
14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
15. Did you message me b/c the way i look?
16. Are you going to put this on your ?house and see what I say about you?
i got on The Military Test
77 Marine Corps, 54 Army, 32 Air Force, and 40 Navy!
i want to hear your voices
i want you to trust me
i want your fantasy
i want your energy
but most of all i want to go down in applause
this is all because the world crys loudly to night
(now im stuck agin but tell me what u think plz)
[FILL THIS OUT ND SEND IT 2 ME, DNT B 2 NASTY LOL
I _____ andy
andy is _____.
andy needs ______.
I want to _____ andy
andy can ______.
Someday andy will _______.
Me an andy havn't _______.
Without andy, _________.
andy can be _______.
andy is always _______.
I think andy should _________.
Right now, I bet andy is thinking about _______.
andy makes me want to _______.
If I could spend the day with andy, i'd __________.
I'd ______ for andy.
The song _____ by _____ reminds me of andy
andy is the _______.
If I could be andy for a day, I'd ______.
I want to give andy a ________. [
A white man yells to a black man. "Hey colored boy! You're blockin my view."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black"
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this in your house if you are against racism.