**ooo...about 5"2 brown hair with blonde hi-lites tan brown eyes!..im a very outgoing person and i love meeting new people! anyway, i like to party, hang out with friends, talk on the phone, go shopping, go to tha lake, i really hate drama so dont bring me any,umm i CANNOT, what so ever, keep a secret if my life depended on it, and i think net dating is really fucken lame =) so dont ask me out unless u wanna get laughed at lol.. and..by the way..just so ya know..i do not support gay rights..cmon! adam didnt marry steve..so yeah..lesbians dont even think about messaging me..and same goes for fags! hmm alrite well and anything else u wanna know just ask! ohh yeah i dont really like shy people..lol random
[92% percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you are one of the 8% who would be laughing your ass off.]
One night a guy & a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed & that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she pulled it out & read it. "Without your love, I would die."
Repost this in your house if you care about someone you love enough you would die without them.
-- Name: Shanna michealle motha fucken..holland! lol
-- Nicknames: shanna banana split, shannakins.
-- Birth date: 8/9/90
-- Birthplace: Longview texas son!
-- Current location: Hallsville gay ass texas.
-- Eye color: ugly brown. =(..POOP.
-- Hair color: dark brown w/ blonde hi-lites.
-- Height: 5"2..yeah im short..keep laughin!
-- Righty or lefty: RiGhTy
-- Your heritage: WHITE.=)) and proud. lol
-- Your weakness: boys..pretty much.
-- Your fears: DeAtH
-- Your perfect pizza: Kenny chesney pizza.
-- Goal you'd like to achieve: To pass algebra freakin one. =) hahahaha. i know its stupid but damn that shit's hard!!
-- Your most overused phrase on YIM: douche.
-- Your most overused phrase:even the good lord..
-- Your thoughts first waking up:..damn i need a life. hahaha.
---Your best physical feature: ..idk..lol u tell me
-- Your bedtime: ..Whats yours? O.o
-- Your most missed memory: 4th grade. lol
-- Soda: dr. pepper loser.
-- Fast food joint: Taco bell nigga!
-- Single or group dates: Goup! gotta make it fun!!
-- Addidas or Nikes: Addidas
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton baybee!
-- Chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla all the way
-- Cappuccino or coffee: Cappuccino..
--Video Games: um what lol
-- Magazines: Playboy. ha kidding! "PEOPLE Magazine"
-- Color: Orange
-- Foods: chicken, french fries, tacos. haha damn fatass.
-- Drinks: sweet tea, water, dr. pepper
-- Cars:....how bout..TRUCKS. =)
1. Give me your number?
2. Have sex with me?
3. Let me kiss you?
4. Watch a movie with me?
5. Let me take you out to dinner?
6. Let me drive you somewhere/anywhere?
7. Take a shower with me?
8. Be my gf/bf?
9. Have a fling with me?
10. Let me buy you a drink if you didnt have money?
11. Let me take you home for the night?
12. Would you let me sleep in your bed?
13. Sing car kareoke w/ me?
14. Tell me how you feel about me?
15. Do you think im attractive, sexy, or hot?
16. Do you like my style?
17. Do you think im funny?
18. Do you care about me?
19. Would you dance with me?
20. Would you sing happy birthday to me?
Message me back with your answers!!]
<<<<>>>Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can.I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!<<<>>>>
so um..grade me lol =P
F~ You're ugly and you suck at life. Literally.
D~ You're an ass. Go jump off a cliff.
C- ~ You're just someone I don't want to talk to, okay?
C ~ You're okay looking, I guess, but definetly not the best.
C+ ~ You're, meh, the "average joe". Kind of boring yes?
B- ~ Hey you're kind of cool. You're kind of cute too.
B ~ You're cute. And you're a pretty interesting person.
B+ ~ Pretty damn attractive and cool too.
A- ~ You're extremely attractive, and you're awesome. Go you.
A ~ REALLY hot, I want you here now. Let's get it on.
A+ ~ GORGEOUS... FUCK ME NOW!!
H=Hard-on's] -ha..lovely. lol
*Near to the door*
* he paused to stand*
*as he took his class ring*
* off her hand*
*all who were watching*
*did not speak*
* as a silent tear*
* ran down his cheek*
*and through his mind*
*the memories ran*
* of the moments they walked*
* and ran in the sand (hand and hand)*
* but now her eyes were so terribly cold*
*for he would never again*
* have her to hold*
*they watched in silence*
* as he bent near*
*and whispered the words..*....
*"I LOVE YOU" in her ear*
*he touched her face and started to cry*
* as he put on his ring and wanted to die*
*and just then the wind began to blow*
* as they lowered her casket*
* into the snow....*
*this is what happens*
* to man alive.....*
*when friends let friends....
* drink and drive.*
×´`•¸.•ºA good friendº•.¸•´`×
º•.¸•´`×Will pick you×´`•¸.•º
×´`•¸.•ºBack up whenº•.¸•´`×
×´`•¸.•ºYou fall but yourº•.¸•´`×
º•.¸•´`×Best friend will laugh×´`•¸.•º
×´`•¸.•ºAnd push you rightº•.¸•´`×
º•.¸•´`× *Back down* ×´`•¸.
*^<Life's too short to _CARE_ what other people think, so go on, ACT _RETARDED_>^*
**//..If you're gonna be 2 faced sweetie, at least make one of them pretty..//**
♥[♥]♥ A guy gave a girl a dozen roses 11 real and 1 fake...
" I'll quit loving you when the last one dies" ♥[♥]♥
-(*•.¸ hate me?..love me? ¸.•*´)-
/ღ\---(*•.¸ ..eitha way ¸.•*)---/ღ\
-(*•.¸ u're thinkin of me ¸.•*´)-
hmmm...i like this*
"Fear less, hope more;
Whine less, breathe more;
Talk less, say more;
Hate less, love more;
And all good things are yours."
and this one..lol
Dance like there's nobody watching
Love like you'll never get hurt
Sing like there's nobody listening
Live like it's heaven on earth
And speak from the heart to be heard.
<*_..L O V E T H I S>.._*>If you think life is bad now, how would you like to be an egg? You only get laid once. You get eaten once. It takes four minutes to get hard, only two minutes to get soft. You share your box with 11 other guys, but worst of all, the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mom! So cheer up, your life isn't that bad!
SoOo mE! =) ~AUGUST BABY~
~Feeds on attention.
~Loud and boisterous.
~Easy to get along with and talk to.
~Has an "every thing's peachy" attitude.
~Likes talking and singing.
~Hates not being trusted.
~Loves to be loved.
~In need of "that someone".
~Longs for freedom.
~Rebellious when withheld or restricted.
~Lives by "no pain no gain" caring.
~Always a suspect.
~"charming" or "beautiful" to everyone.
~Repost in 5 mins and you will meet the love of your life sometime next month.
^^//::..aww tweety! that is tha shit!..so yeah i pretty much stole this from some guy's page but whatever..its on my page now!..and well his too!
"For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life" (John 3:16).
Yahoo screen name> chesney_lover2004 or keepin_it_kountry7676.
either one of the two will be fiiiine. =)
Oct. 24, 1977-Dec.22, 2003
~*We miss You!!*~
Trenton Joseph Houghton
Mar. 4, 1991-Jun 19, 2006
~*Forever in Our hearts*~
<totally agree>You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction.
You call me "Cracker", "Honkey", "Whitey" and you think it's OK.
But when I call you, nigger, Kike, Towelhead, Sand-nigger, Camel Jockey, Beaner, Gook, or Chink you call me a racist.
You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you, so why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live
You have the United Negro College Fund.
You have Martin Luther King Day.
You have Black History Month.
You have Cesar Chavez Day.
You have Yom Hashoah
You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi
You have the NAACP.
You have BET.
If we had WET(white entertainment television) we'd be racists.
If we had a White Pride Day you would call us racists.
If we had white history month, we'd be racists.
If we had an organization for only whites to "advance" our lives, we'd be racists.
If we had a college fund that only gave white students scholarships, you know we'd be racists.
In the Million Man March, you believed that you were marching for your race and rights. If we marched for our race and rights, you would call us racists.
You are proud to be black, brown, yellow and orange, and you're not afraid to announce it. But when we announce our white pride, you call us racists.
You rob us, carjack us, and shoot at us.
But, when a white police officer shoots a black gang member or beats up a black drug-dealer running from the law and posing a threat to society, you call him a racist.
I am white.
I am proud.
But, you call me a racist.
Why is it that only whites can be racists?
Repost if you agree
^ ba da pa pa pa..IM lovin it!^
O ::..Guyz..:: o
o ::..The Only..::
::..Thing I blow..:: O
O O ::..are..::
-Your shady hat $30
your ecko jeans $65
your g-unit shirt $43
your rocawear socks 21$
your nexi $100
your bling bling $250
your gucci du-rag $25
Realizing that you're white..
--Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth all at tha same time! so,,you thinkin what im thinkin..yeah..fuck colgate..lol jk!
--Giving head massages the jaw while burning 32 calories!..wow..32 calories..o.O
--A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
--The milk of a hippopotamus is bright pink.
--The word yo-yo actually means come-come.
--Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
--If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee
--Men can read smaller print than women; women can hear better.
--If you toss a 5 cent piece 10,000 times, it will not be heads 5000 times, more like 4950. The heads picture weighs more, so it ends up on the bottom.
...well then, i guess ya learn sumthin new everyday! =P
ok im done!! =)..and if that aint kountry, well ill kiss ur ass. =P