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here is the bizarro story
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Story 1:
Bizarro World
Ever have one of those days where the world you knew just didn’t seem to connect the way it use to? I’m sure we all have and this is just what happened one day to one Mr. Logan aka Wolverine. It started out for him just like any other day. He’d wake up growl and throw his alarm clock at the door then he’d head to the kitchen opening the fridge to see what he could find to eat and would end up falling asleep with his forehead resting against the freezer door. But that’s where the normalcy ends and this “other” world seemed to take over. He finally woke up a few minutes later after sliding down a little and dropping to the floor his face smacking off the floor. Logan jumped up quickly and looked around stumbling just a bit and looking like he’d had just downed a few bottles of tequila. He quickly shook his head to wake up and looked around a bit confused,
How come someone didn’t wake me this morning? Where’s Rogue with her need to spray me with whipped cream…that’s still weird, or Cyclops and his eerily creepy hug…I’ll never understand why he hugs me from behind…weirdo.
Logan stretched making sure to pop his back, “Ah much better.” He smiled as he went back up to his room enjoying the sudden quietness in the mansion. It was much better than the constant noise and annoyances of people constantly running through the halls or bugging him to teach another stupid class. Though for some odd reason he couldn’t quite shake this feeling that something just wasn’t right, that there was something just out of place. He shrugged it off quite easily the first time as he was picking out what to wear for the day. He couldn’t decide whether he wanted to do sexy but unattainable or do the whole muscle tank top and give the girls something to drool over. He ended up deciding to go with the muscle tank top and tight black jeans, he wanted to make them really drool, and always with his favorite boots. He started on his way to the garage to “borrow” Cyclops’ bike for a little joy ride. But as he was heading out the front door and to the left he accidently bumped into Jean Grey.
Jean turned around quickly and was about to royally bitch out whoever it was, but quickly smiled seeing that it was Logan, “Well I am so sorry for being in your way.” She giggled playfully and gently bit her lip moving as she positioned herself so that she showed off a lot of cleavage. Logan, being the typical pervy male, stood there for a moment staring at her chest. After a few minutes he quickly snapped back into reality a little bit confused,
why in the hell is she being so friendly to me? Before she hated my gu…wow what a great chest…wait? What? Mind out of the gutter Logan cause Jean’s still a bitch.
“Huh?” Logan tilted his head at Jean, “You weren’t.” He gently pushed his way past Jean and kept on his way,
so weird…, and finally reached the garage. Again that feeling that something was just out of place returned and it was a little harder to shake off,
just tell yourself you’re going crazy…yea that’s it. He started the bike and headed off to wherever. Logan never really thought about where he’d go for the day, he would just go. This day led him to an abandoned old Victorian-styl
e mansion. He looked at the mansion in wonderment for a few minutes after stopping and parking the bike. He made his way up to the front door cautiously making sure to look around, it was habit of his from before his days with the x-men, and then slowly walked inside.
“Wow. What a place…maybe I could finally escape baldy’s mansion.” Logan chuckled as he kept looking through the place. He opened a few doors finding various items such as an old baby grand piano, a giant library, a few interesting magazines, and his favorite beer. He was amazed as he kept searching the home ‘til he reached one door in particular. When he opened the door he was met with a disturbing image of Cyclops attempting to lay back on a bear skin rug sexily wearing nothing but a thin silk cover laying lightly over his hips and groin with lighted candles around the room to give it that romantic feeling. Logan twitched unable to look away only for the reason that it was one of those horrors that you know you should look away from but can’t. Oh dear lord! What the hell!? I’ll never get this image from my head! Cyclops smiled and wiggled his hips so that the cover moved off of one of his hips but still keeping himself covered. [comentary by wolvie: quite possibly the most disturbing mental image ever thought of...damn you kitty....damn you XD]
“Well look who it is,” Cyclops chuckled, “I am so surprised to see you here Logan. So…very…surprised.” He smirked as he eyed Logan’s body hungrily and licked his lips. Logan shivered knowing that mentally Cyclops was undressing him with his eyes. [comentary by wolvie: poor poor logan XD]Logan backed away ‘til his back was against the wall hoping that Cyclops would stay right where he was, but unfortunately for Logan, he didn’t. Cyclops stood up slowly letting the cover fall from exposing himself to Logan. He acted surprised as if he didn’t know that that would happen.
“Fuck! Cyclops you bastard cover up!” Logan quickly covered his eyes and turned his to left, oh god oh god oh god. That fucker is so dead once he gets clothes on and I can fucking see again.
Cyclops slowly covered himself up and giggled, “Oh I’m so sorry Logan. I didn’t mean for that I happen.” He smirked and walked slowly towards Logan. Logan could tell he was getting closer but he was to freaked out about what he saw and didn’t want to remove his hand from his eyes and accidently see it again and he sure as hell didn’t want to trip and fall down the damn stairs.I gotta get away from this psycho man….alright on the count of three. One…two…three! Logan quickly opened his eyes to dart but when he opened his eyes Cyclops was nowhere to be found. He looked around confused. I could’ve swore he was just here. Where did he go? Logan didn’t wait to find out he quickly darted out of the mansion still wary of where Cyclops was because he assumed that he had to be naked and he really didn’t want to see that again.Logan sat on the bike about to take off to some other unknown place, but as if running by schedule Nightcrawler, also known as Elf, pops outta thin air scaring Logan. Logan jumped and fell off of his bike cursing under his breath.
“OMG! Hi Logan.” Elf smiled as he spoke. Logan just glared at the blue menace without speaking. Elf knew that he had pissed off Logan, but was determined to make Logan, or the fluffy one as Rogue and Elf like to call him, happy again. Or at least make it to where Logan didn’t want to murder him. He had a lot to live for and really wanted to join the synchronized swimming team and play the leading lady role in the ballet The Swan Lake. Elf thought for a moment wondering what would make Logan less pissed off, would he want muffins? No I don’t think so maybe Cyclops naked? Oh hell no, oh I know! He wants me naked! I always thought Logan was straight. Well he is then I guess he’d want a girl. Then who? Oh I know! Elf nods and gives Logan a little wink before poofing off to god knows where to make sure Logan is less pissed off. Logan smirks and gets up dusting himself off, that’ll get rid of that furry bastard. At least for a little while it will. He sits back on the bike starting it then takes off down the road too lost in thought to really notice anything around him. He drives for awhile just wondering what in the hell got into everyone. Well at least now he knew what was out of place now, people’s sanity. He stopped after seeing a wedding going on and decided that he would just stop by and see what it was like. He parked the bike a little bit away from it so no one would hear him and found a nice tree close enough to see and hear what was going on. Logan looked at his cigar at he was lighting it not really paying attention to the wedding just, but when he looked up his jaw dropped and the cigar fell out of his mouth. He stepped forward a little, stepping on the cigar as he did so, not believing what his eyes were telling him he saw. There at the altar stood Victor dressed in an elegant white wedding gown and putting a ring on his finger was none other than the nude Cyclops. Logan stood there looking like he was about to puke, oh dear lord this can’t be happening…and fuck! He’s still not clothed?! That bastard! Logan shakes his head to make sure he’s really seeing this then comes to the conclusion he must be high or still really drunk.
Logan tilted his head when he saw the pastor to marry them, is that Rogue? He shook his head again. This was just getting way to weird for him and he wanted answer to questions like what the fuck is going on.
“Does anyone have any objections to this wedding? If so please speak now or forever hold your peace.” Rogue giggled as she looked around making sure there was no one who was objecting or to see if someone would. Logan nodded and went to object to this fucked up wedding, but on his way down to the altar he was knocked out by a naked flying Elf. Logan awoke about five in the afternoon with a splitting headache from the night before. He looked around seeing that he wasn’t in the park anymore, but at one of his friend’s apartments he was a bit more confused than before. He sat up slowly looking around then shook his head to clear it. Logan jumped as his friend patted him on the back chuckling.
“What’s so funny?” Logan asked, “I thought I was at the park. How in the hell did I get here?”
His friend looked at Logan like he was going crazy for a minute then started laughing a little, “Nah man you never left. Oh you don’t remember do you? Dude we were downing some shots of tequila at that wicked party last night. Remember? Yea someone dared ya to eat the worm in one of the shots. Dumbass you shoulda never done that you tripped majorly.”
“Party?” Logan looked around for a minute before remembering what he had done last night, oh that’s right. I went to a party last night. That was so badass though the last thing I remember was doing a few shots…oh, Logan chuckled as he realized that he had just had some fucked up trippy dream, that’s the last time I do shots of tequila. Logan got back to his room at Xavier’s mansion and passed out as soon as he hit the bed.
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