Hey, i am [Batross], these are jokes tht i have put up on elftown....plz tell me wot u think...nd if u want u can tell me more, and with ur permission ill put em up, with ur name next to em (if u want)....



[your so fat every time u turn round its ur birthday





yo mum's so fat when she sat on the rainbow it rained skittles





Hey do you like to dance? ____Go on then, I just want to talk to you friend~!~





I'm not shy- i just don't like you!!!



Yo mama's so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone!



Yo mama's so poor she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers!



Yo mama's so poor she waves around a lolly stick and calls it air conditioning


your so ugly that your mum had to feed you with a slingshot!


your so stupid you werent aloud in to see an 18 an over, so you got 17 other friends!


Yo mama's so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!



Yo mama's so fat people jog around her for exercise!



Yo mama's so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone



Yo mama's so fat she lays on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy!



Yo mama's so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"



Yo mama's so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint roller!



Yo mama's so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!



Yo mama's so fat when she steps on a scale, it reads "one at a time, please"!



Yo mama's so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued!



Yo mama's so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!



Yo mama's so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"!



Yo mama's so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks



Yo mama's so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.



Yo mama's so fat sets off car alarms when she runs!



Yo mama's so ugly she made an onion cry!



Yo mama's so ugly people go as her for Halloween!



Yo mama's so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her!



Yo mama's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."



Yo mama's so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning!



Yo mama's so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Planet of the Apes!




Yo mama's so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!



Yo mama's so stupid she stole free bread!



Yo mama's so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!



Yo mama's so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.



Yo mama's so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home!



Yo mama's so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead!



Yo momma's so fat she needs a VCR for a pager



Yo Momma so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs



Yo momma so fat when she walks past window we lose four days of sun light



Yo momma's so fat she had to get baptised at sea world



Your momma's so fat when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep tryin to get back up again




Your mammas so fat and stupid, when it was raining she used the freeway for a slip and slide



Yo momma is so fat when she goes to a restaurant she has to be greased in and out of the boothes



Yo mamma's so fat she was attacked by japenese mlitary, they thought she was godzillas wife



Your momma's so fat she makes free willy look like a goldfish



Yo mamma's so fat she filled the bath, got in and all the water poured out.



Your Momma's so fat that when she jumped, she got stuck in mid-air



Yo mama's so fat when she walked past by TV I missed three shows




Yo mama's so fat when she steps on a scale it says I want you weight not your phone number



Yo Momma's so poor she uses cheerios as earrings



Yo Momma's so poor when I stepped on a lit cigarrette in your house she yelled "who turned off the heat!"





Your momma's so dumb she thought the computer screen saver was TV



Your momma's so dumb she got hit by a parked car



Your momma's so dumb she tried to kill herself by jumping out of the basement window



Your momma's so dumb the computer said press any key to continue and she was looking for the any key



Your momma's so dumb it took her an hour to make minute rice



Your momma's so dumb she stayed up all night studying for her blood test



Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn



I asked your momma "what's for lunch" ...She opened up her legs and said crabs



Your momma's like a gun, two cocks and she's loaded!



Your momma's like a vaccum cleaner ... She sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.



Yo Mama's like a mosquito, you have to slap her to get her to stop sucking



Yo Mama's so fat you slap her on the stomach and you can ride the waves



Yo Mama's so fat, she's the reason they invented double doors
These r some jokes tht i got off of ma good friend


Yo Mama's like a fast food retaurant, she takes orders from the front and the back



Your Momma is like Burger King "Have it Your Way"



Yo Mama's glasses are so thick she looks at a map and sees people waving.



Yo Mama has touched more knobs then the gas man



Yo Mama's so fat that when God said "let there be light" he told your momma to move her fat ass out of the way



Yo Mama's so skinny she has to wipe her butt with dental floss



Yo Mama's so greasy that she has to use baccon as a bandaid]

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