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We are the rulers of this mortal world. We, who have with stood the boundaries of time itself to bring everlasting power to the lands. We, are the Gods of Elfpack.

Welcome to the Gods Of Elfpack! Here is where you can find a list of the different, so called, gods of elfpack. If you would like to be one of the gods, and the thing you want to be the god of is not taken, please feel free to write down your selection at God Registration and i will inform you if you were approved or denied


Rule #1 No weird request such as "can I be the God Of Dog Food"

Rule #2 You cannot be the God of all Gods or the Goddesses of all Goddesses so please stop asking me. I am the king of the gods and I control everyone’s destiny here.

Rule #3 There can only be 1 god to each ability there cannot be a God of Ice and a Goddess of Ice it may cause a fight between the two and things could get ugly.

Rule #4 Look at the List Of Gods/List Of Gods II before you make your god selection. I hate always telling people that something is already taken, so make sure to look it up first!

Rule #5 Say whatever you want here, about anything you want I will not kick you out for it, but don’t insult or start fights with any of the members in this wiki unless they deserve it. if you want to be an asshole take it some were else.

Rule #6 Don't put any banners up or make any changes without asking me first.

Rule #7 If I don't like you. Get the hell out of here!

Concequence for breaking any of the rules is exile from the club.


All gods have been destroyed and striped of their powers I have wiped out all the olympions and we are starting over a new and stronger race will prevail.

~God Registration~
~List Of Gods/List Of Gods II~
~Gods Of Elfpack Temples~
~Gods Of Elfpack Banquet~
~Gods Of Elfpack Banners~
~Gods Of Elfpack Suggestions~
~Gods Of Elfpack Arena~
~Gods Of Elfpack Crew~

This wiki was created by [Ultra Hunger] on December 20th, 2004 
And then it was erased by [Ultra Hunger] and restarted clean slate on April 4th, 2007

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2007-05-12 [Orochimaru]: how do i make me own temple?

2007-05-13 [iCh3wi]: I think Ive been on here for about....3 years now, not sure. Seems like forever ago though. I use to run a section of the EPI and worked on some other weird stuff. Half my badges I dont remember why I have anymore. Create a wiki of your own and send the link to here.

2007-05-13 [Orochimaru]: aye. will do.

2007-05-14 [Shatureel]: Hey what happened to the list of gods, was checking to see the new ones and saw that all the old ones were gone. Like mine is not there anymore, how come?

2007-05-15 [Roman_Six]: GODS VS HUMANS
Humans win oh yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

2007-05-15 [Shatureel]: *laughing* You sure about that?

2007-05-15 [Roman_Six]: *Pulls out a 50c* Yeah am sure... Am really Sure
*puts it on my shouder* Real sure... lol hahaha

2007-05-15 [Veejay]: I wanna be a goddess!!!<img:stuff/happyemote.gif>

2007-05-16 [Roman_Six]: *smiles*

2007-05-17 [Ultra Hunger]: I want a subway sub

2007-05-17 [iCh3wi]: Eat here, eat fresh.

2007-05-17 [The Asian Wonder]: Especially if you have cannibalistic tendencies. Then it's not so fresh.

2007-05-17 [iCh3wi]: Could be fresh, depends on how old the dead baby your eating is.

2007-05-17 [Roman_Six]: lol lol

2007-05-17 [The Asian Wonder]: Well hey, those abortion clinics get them pretty fresh..

...or so I hear.

2007-05-20 [iCh3wi]: ooooo mira que cholo, we could have baked ziti with some lil mexican baby chili for spicey food or we could have chicken tartar with a lil french baby if we are goin for an expensive night out.

2007-05-21 [The Asian Wonder]: I'm thinking a little oriental one with rice and fish. Maybe some kimchee for good measure. I'm craving take out.

2007-05-21 [Shatureel]: Nice and tender meat, young untainted.

2007-05-21 [iCh3wi]: Oh yes, and reaping with protein. we could live forever and look young.

2007-05-21 [The Asian Wonder]: We already do live forever. But the young thing could be useful.

2007-05-22 [iCh3wi]: Definitely useful. 

2007-05-23 [Shatureel]: YOu live forever, tell me how, I want to know the secret. 

2007-05-23 [iCh3wi]: Its easy, see first you ask someone their name who wont show it on their page. If they trust you enough and give you their name, then you live forever. See Shatureel, I became immortal cause you told me your name. And since I told you mine at the time when it wasnt posted, u became immortal too.

2007-05-23 [Shatureel]: Sweet, *does a jig* I'm going to live forever. hehehehehe

2007-05-23 [iCh3wi]: lmao, lets start the immortality festivities off with a drink. mojito?

2007-05-23 [iCh3wi]: *opens up bar* help yourself everyone.

2007-05-23 [Shatureel]: *takes a mojito* cheers my friends.

2007-05-23 [The Asian Wonder]: I'm craving a salad.

2007-05-24 [iCh3wi]: oooo//// i want crutons!

2007-05-24 [Shatureel]: and some shreaded cheese on top, yummmy

2007-05-25 [iCh3wi]: Shredded Gouda cheese!

2007-05-25 [Shatureel]: ohhhhhh yummmmmmmmmmmmmmy indeed. I love cheese.

2007-05-25 [The Asian Wonder]: Instead, I ate a provolone sandwich on artisans baguette. It was just as good!

2007-05-28 [Shatureel]: sounds it.

2007-05-28 [iCh3wi]: i wanna wine burger with some shiner

2007-05-30 [Shatureel]: okay here you go. hehehehehe

2007-06-05 [The Asian Wonder]: Wow, you guys. Germany has the BEST sandwiches I have ever tasted in my LIFE.

2007-06-06 [Shatureel]: Really, never been there or had one, what kind you had?

2007-06-07 [The Asian Wonder]: Like..all of them.

2007-06-07 [Shatureel]: *laughing* Thats cool

2007-06-08 [Fear of the Soul]: Allo peeps!!!

2007-06-08 [Shatureel]: Allo right back. LOL

2007-06-08 [Fear of the Soul]: XDDD what's up?

2007-06-08 [Shatureel]: Nothing much just working on a wiki.

2007-06-08 [Fear of the Soul]: koo koo

2007-06-08 [Shatureel]: yea but a lot of work. LOL

2007-06-09 [Fear of the Soul]: oh yeah

2007-06-09 [iCh3wi]: your always working on wiki's though, seems like every other day theres a new one coming out, lol. you need a vacation one of these days.

2007-06-09 [Fear of the Soul]: lol

2007-06-10 [Undertow]: it a hobby...some beat off....some play video games...others make wikis.... all are considered loosers but they group together in lovely places such as this and converse..much like we do

2007-06-10 [Fear of the Soul]: ooooooo
*sits down on the floor and crosses legs*

2007-06-10 [Shatureel]: Well I have to, if you look at my page you will know why. LOL

2007-06-11 [Undertow]: it's understandable...i was just sayng what popped into my head

2007-06-11 [iCh3wi]: Thats true, I wanna go to Yugoslavia to get drunk. Wanna come anyone?

2007-06-11 [Lodengarn]: I'll join ya.

2007-06-11 [Shatureel]: Sure sounds like a plan, I have my passport ready.

2007-06-11 [Lodengarn]: I'll just stuff myself in some1's luggage. I can contort myself to fit in a large duffle bag.

2007-06-11 [Shatureel]: *searches closet and pulls out black leather duffle* Here this one is good.

2007-06-12 [Undertow]: 0.o why yugoslav??? i preferr mexico...over the bar,lol

2007-06-12 [Shatureel]: That sounds good to, anywhere that'll get me out of the country is good. LOL

2007-06-13 [iCh3wi]: pretty much, and i figured yugoslavia cuz no one goes there and its like hey! they probably dont have any drinking rules, and we could square dance on the table tops.

2007-06-13 [Shatureel]: *laughing* sounds like fun.

2007-06-14 [iCh3wi]: i know right? i say we go get drunk and go sky diving in yugoslavia

2007-06-14 [Shatureel]: Nice, sky diving would be great,

2007-06-14 [Undertow]: square dance??? *shutters* the horror the horror

2007-06-14 [iCh3wi]: aaaawwww yes, the ultimate square dance contest, i always thought grahams should have a wet square dancing contest, that way all the waco sluts could show just how slutty they where.

2007-06-15 [Shatureel]: Don't know how to square dance, LOL

2007-06-15 [iCh3wi]: dont worry neither do i

2007-06-15 [Shatureel]: well we can jump around and make up our own dance.  LOL 

2007-06-15 [iCh3wi]: pretty much, and all the viodka would help as well

2007-06-15 [The Asian Wonder]: square dancing? All you do is dance in the shape of a square...or so I thought...?

2007-06-15 [Shatureel]: Yea vodka would be a big help. LOL. So that's how you square dance, never know, but it would make sense. LOL

2007-06-20 [Undertow]: blegh..fuck vodka...bring me the rum

2007-06-20 [Shatureel]: hey that works too. LOL

2007-06-21 [iCh3wi]: oooo Malibu?

2007-06-21 [Undertow]: i preferr parrot bay but malibu works too, lol...bacardi 151 is the best though

2007-06-21 [iCh3wi]: def, especially in double shots

2007-06-21 [The Asian Wonder]: wow, from sandwiches to luggage to skydiving to square dancing to alcohol.

2007-06-21 [iCh3wi]: yup yup

2007-06-22 [Undertow]: indeed, the jumpeyness of bored ass mother fuckers in

2007-06-22 [iCh3wi]: yeah, usually XD

2007-06-22 [Shatureel]: yea bacardi 151 straight up is the best. well at least we are keeping our minds busy. LOL

2007-06-22 [Undertow]: indeed and our pallets wanting

2007-06-22 [Shatureel]: I have some right now, you want a shot.

2007-06-22 [Undertow]: ...i've got some too...i just have to work tomorrow

2007-06-22 [Shatureel]: oh thats not good, no drinking for you.

2007-06-22 [Undertow]: nope
not tonight

2007-06-22 [Shatureel]: well there is always the weekend, if you don't have to work that is.

2007-06-22 [Undertow]: i work saturday too

2007-06-22 [Shatureel]: well guess the weekends out too.

2007-06-22 [The Asian Wonder]: yea. same here. I only get Wednesdays off. And that's if I don't pick up someone else's shift...which I usually do.

2007-06-23 [Shatureel]: gotta work, only way to make a living.

2007-06-23 [The Asian Wonder]: All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

2007-06-23 [Undertow]: yeah, and "it's only after we've lost everything that were free to do anything" :D-fight club

2007-06-23 [iCh3wi]: you know what i want right now? i want some jack and coke, i havent had that in forever

2007-06-23 [Undertow]: lol, i've got the jack...well a little bit (up to the lable on a 1 liter)

2007-06-23 [The Asian Wonder]: Oh. That coke. Would pepsi work?

2007-06-24 [Undertow]: o.0 ummm okie dokie then... i've never done any drugs or even smoked a cigarette for that matter...i just and man can i drink

2007-06-24 [iCh3wi]: naw, its gotta be coke, hang coke, but i have llager and red bull, llager bombs anyone?

2007-06-24 [Undertow]: not thanks, red bull does strange things to your insides

2007-06-24 [The Asian Wonder]: Duh, where do you think the wings come from?

2007-06-25 [iCh3wi]: it morphs your innards into wings that can fly, fly like the trooooooooooooojan maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

2007-06-26 [Undertow]: hmmm trojan man... really now...nah i'm not a big fan of energy drinks, i can't stand the way i feel wired after i drink one

2007-06-26 [The Asian Wonder]: I do, however, like the Monster energy drinks. They don't affect me at all but I like how they taste.

2007-06-26 [iCh3wi]: yeah, i hate the crash feeling afterwards some drinks give you

2007-06-27 [Undertow]: yeah it's kind of's liek adrenaline...your hyper and strong as fuck for about an hour and then your near death

2007-06-27 [iCh3wi]: pretty much, thats one reason why i hate starbucks coffee

2007-06-27 [The Asian Wonder]: I hate starbucks solely because it's not coffee.

2007-06-28 [Undertow]: nasty

2007-06-28 [iCh3wi]: its like liquid crack, only legal

2007-06-28 [The Asian Wonder]: I go to a local chain. Coffee X. It's love. That or The Coffee Vein. Only local chains seem worth it..

2007-06-29 [Undertow]: ....i only drink coffee when i've got a which means i was slumming it on cheap tequila or beer the night before

2007-06-29 [iCh3wi]: lol nice. naw i drink coffee but i like that peppermint coffee you can get at wal mart cause it like jumpstarts you without the crash afterwards

2007-06-29 [The Asian Wonder]: You are a soul after my own heart. I love the peppermint in my coffee. Except i don't get my coffee from walmart. I didn't even know walmart served coffee..

2007-06-30 [Shatureel]: Well give me that Starbucks Crack, cause I am hooked on it. LOL

2007-07-01 [iCh3wi]: yeah on the suagr and tea and cookie aisle is usually where it is. its like "peppermint wakening" or something. there is one thing at starbucks that i can never get enough of, green tea frappacuinos, they are the shit.

2007-07-01 [Undertow]: of course theres the best fix for a hangover...3 vikodin a swig of water...or w/e lying around is drinkable, and falling back on the bed...thats the perfect fix...but the ABSOLUTE best thing after a heavy night of drinking....taco bell or taco bueno...i preferr bell but bueno works too

2007-07-01 [Fear of the Soul]: Hello all

2007-07-01 [Shatureel]: yea taco bell is it, don't have a taco bueno out here.

2007-07-02 [The Asian Wonder]: Yea, no Taco Bueno here either. We have a Bell, and a Del Taco. But not a Bueno. Anyway, I don't have to go to Taco Bell. I just have to call Jorge's mom's house and she cooks the best hang over food ever.

2007-07-02 [Shatureel]: Don't have a Jorge's mom, so Taco Bell it is. LOL

2007-07-03 [iCh3wi]: Haha, Taco Bueno is the shit. Taco Bell is nasty I think. We have one of those "El Pollo Loco y El Taco Tote" and its kinda of crazy there.

2007-07-03 [The Asian Wonder]: I live like 2 seconds away from an El Pollo Loco. And a Pollo Feliz. They smell like burnt rubber and the smoke coming from them is enough to pollute the country.

2007-07-04 [iCh3wi]: yeah, ours is owned by some illegal people so they dont do anything in credit or checks, just cash. plus they dont card

2007-07-05 [Undertow]: i prefer bell over bueno normally....but the bell by work is shut down temporarily and i have like 30 bueno bucks b/c the manager at the one here rents movies from's kinda creepy b/c she's like 30 something

2007-07-18 [The Asian Wonder]: So, how 'bout them Yankees?

2007-07-18 [Undertow]: idk...i don't watch sport is that was kinda dirty

2007-07-20 [The Asian Wonder]: Ha, I can't play pool even if my life depended on it. I always end up missing the white ball.

2007-07-20 [iCh3wi]: lol, i always hit the black one in second to last, never last

2007-07-20 [Undertow]: i'm not expert but i know how to play a game...
lol i also know how to hustle a game

2007-07-20 [iCh3wi]: lol nice

2007-07-31 [Shatureel]: I know how to play, never hustled a game, but am pretty good at it. And the Taco Bell over here is nice, clean and friendly.

2007-07-31 [iCh3wi]: i want one of their mexican pizzas for some reason right now, damn economics class

2007-08-01 [Shatureel]: laughgs, now I am hungry for tacos. LOL

2007-08-01 [The Asian Wonder]: I'm making baked potatoes...

2007-08-01 [Shatureel]: yum, what do you top them with.

2007-09-06 [The Asian Wonder]: uhm.. usual baked potato toppings? Chives, sour cream, salt, butter, pepper..

2007-09-06 [Shatureel]: I do mine with bacon, chedder.

2007-09-06 [The Asian Wonder]: Like..bacon-bacon or bacon-bits-bacon? And cheese is on the list , too. I just forgot it. >.>

2007-09-06 [Shatureel]: *laughs* yep any type of bacon is good.

2007-09-08 [iCh3wi]: espeschuly hickory smoked

2007-09-08 [The Asian Wonder]: Is it wrong for me to dislike bacon? I love pork. Just not bacon. Hickory smoked or not...

2007-09-09 [Shatureel]: nope its not, to each his or her own taste. LOL

2007-09-10 [The Asian Wonder]: Urgh, I tell you what.. never learn how to play an instrument really well, quit, then decide to relearn..

2007-09-11 [Shatureel]: Okya I won't, lol.

2007-09-22 [Undertow]: your all strange...but it's all good

2007-09-22 [The Asian Wonder]: I resent that. You're pretty strange yourself, thank you very much.

2007-09-24 [Shatureel]: Strange is good, means I am not like everyone else. LOL

2007-10-01 [Undertow]: true to that

2007-10-02 [Shatureel]: *smiles* yay.

2007-10-02 [Elf_Person]: hilo

2007-10-02 [Shatureel]: Hello back.

2007-10-02 [Elf_Person]: how are you tonight

2007-10-02 [Shatureel]: Me good, working in a wiki how about with you.

2007-10-02 [Elf_Person]: im pretty good got new wheels and tires for my vehical

2007-10-03 [Shatureel]: thats cool, what kind of car you got.

2007-10-03 [Elf_Person]: '93 Jeep Cherokee

2007-10-03 [Shatureel]: cool, I like Jeeps

2007-10-03 [Elf_Person]: yeah i want to put a 1ft and a half lift on it so i can fit 35's

2007-10-03 [The Asian Wonder]: Lol.. I understood the lift part, but fit 35 what's?

2007-10-03 [Elf_Person]: rims and tires

2007-10-09 [Undertow]: i'm not a fan of jeeps...the breakdown too easy...and the parts are usually in assenine places when you work on them

2007-10-09 [Elf_Person]: Jeep Cherokees dont, my cousin has 690,000 miles on it and all he's replaced are belts plugs wires distributor and water pump

2007-10-10 [Shatureel]: I don't know anything about fixing them, but I still like them.

2007-10-10 [Elf_Person]: yeah, im thinking about buying a '79 wranglar

2007-10-11 [Undertow]: as a mechanic i hate working on them, the parts are a pain in the ass to therefore shops charge out the ass to work on them...and yeah the older jeeps are worse the newest ones aren't as bad about the parts

2007-10-11 [iCh3wi]: they are a pain in the ass to find, i had a 2007 jeep liberty for about 3 months, worst car buying mistake i ever made, that thing had so many problems and it was new sadly. idk, ive always been a fan of pontiac, i likeded the grand ams, it runs a whole lot better than my jeep did and the maintanece is easier on it.

2007-10-11 [Elf_Person]: as a mechanic as well and a body repair man, I find it ALOT easier to repair Jeeps both in body and engine than any other car

2007-10-13 [Shatureel]: well so much for the jeep. LOL 

2007-10-13 [iCh3wi]: lol pretty much

2007-10-13 [iCh3wi]: so if alltel is the nations largest network, why do they not have any retail stores in south texas, the nearest store to san antonio is marble falls which is oh..........2 hour drive.

2007-10-13 [The Asian Wonder]: Verizon is better. Even though I don't have Verizon. X.x

Go T-Mobile.. sort of.

2007-10-14 [Undertow]: i've got sprint...i like it

2007-10-14 [iCh3wi]: i want mi vida just cause i wouldnt know what the fuck my c ell phone did, but its be kool

2007-10-17 [Undertow]: uhhh okay then

2007-10-17 [iCh3wi]: yuuuup prettty much

2008-04-12 [Ultra Hunger]: theres a hole in the world like a great black pit and its filled with people whoa re filled with shit

2008-04-12 [iCh3wi]: sounds like south dakota to me

2008-04-12 [Ultra Hunger]: HA EHHHH

2008-04-12 [=Φ.Φ=]: Someone's been watching Sweeny Todd, I see.

2008-04-12 [Ultra Hunger]: ahhh you guessed it its been my obsession the past few months

2008-04-12 [Undertow]: o.o i didn't see it... i work 40 hours a week as night manager at the local gamestop so i hardly ever have time for anything

2008-04-12 [=Φ.Φ=]: An amazing movie. I finally JUST saw it about a week ago. It's been in my thoughts since.

2008-04-12 [Undertow]: ....yeah musicals are hit or miss with me i'm either like "cool" or i'm like "dumb"

2008-04-12 [=Φ.Φ=]: I want to eat a human meat pie...As I butcher-barber an individual.

2008-04-15 [Undertow]: err okay then

2008-04-30 [GODofMUSIC04]: alltell dosent have any stores in teh philly region either...i dont think you can go to a store for them...

2008-05-01 [Undertow]: alltell is craptacular service anyways...go with att&t, sprint, or verizon they usually have the best services, alltell still has roaming fee's

2008-05-01 [iCh3wi]: alltel charges you for roaming on shitty plans, to not get chraged you have to pay an arm and a leg, chad is fuckin stupid.

2008-05-02 [Undertow]: indeed...assholes deluxe alltell is... i like my sprint service...just not my phone...I can't wait till i can get a new one

2008-05-02 [iCh3wi]: i am on my 30th phone from alltel and for the first time it actually has not had a single problem and it actually lets me call people lol

2008-05-06 [The Asian Wonder]: I love t-mobile. =)

2008-05-08 [Undertow]: lol, my only problem with sprint is they won't let me trade my gay-zor in for something better like the rumor...i have no problem paying like 90 or 100 bucks for a diff phone but they want 300 bucks from me to buy a new phone...buying out my contract and restarting with a rumor would be cheaper than that

2009-02-11 [Ultra Hunger]: And I thought hurricane season was over

2009-02-25 [The Asian Wonder]: No such thing as "hurricane season" in my books. I've never even seen a real rain storm let alone huge gusts of destructive wind and rain.

I've never seen snow, either.

2009-03-01 [iCh3wi]: seriously? damn.....ive been stuck in 16ft of snow plus 2 blizzards, 3 hurricanes, one f4 tornado, one f3 tornado, and probably close to 7 flash floods. i gotta say the worse thing was flying to west virginia and we flew into a snow storm, and another time where we where landing in dallas and we where flying above the lightening.

2009-03-01 [The Asian Wonder]: Well, I've been in some seriously bad rain storms. But only once because they happen only every decade and a half or so. Knocked down a very old tree, even. But other than that I'm a moron on natural disasters and what to do. I'll be the idiot running around in circles screaming, "We're all gonna die!"

2009-03-25 [iCh3wi]: lmao, but you've missed the best thing that ever happens; hurricane parties.

2009-05-26 [The Asian Wonder]: Haha, hurricane parties? No, we have dust storm parties. And cookouts.

2009-07-03 [Larova]: Ack, I pity both of you.
You missed out on Plague-o'-Locustsfest.

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