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This wiki is Pro-Intelligence


-Firstly, no bitching and moaning about things that don't matter.
-Don't spam the page with ludicrous statements, this is a place for people to get along.
-Joking around is one thing, but serious racism, sexism, and homophobia is not allowed.
-Do your best to use correct grammar; this is a place for intelligence.


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Firstly, you need to be able to carry on a conversation in the wiki with everyone else. I suppose with time there shall be various wiki-topics where conversations may be held.
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2009-07-01 [Nekko fox]: I think the artist uses the moniker 'Chimerasynx' , but I do not know.

2009-07-01 [Zombiie Natiion]: wow those creatures are weird O.o

2009-07-01 [Nekko fox]: Oh yes. I archived them for amusement and shock value.

2009-07-01 [Zombiie Natiion]: well.. they are VERY shocking to say the least

2009-07-01 [Nekko fox]: Indeed. And I've seen some shocking things.

2009-07-01 [Zombiie Natiion]: mhmm

2009-07-01 [Nekko fox]: When you frequent 4chan, shock is what they aim for. All the time.

2009-07-01 [Zombiie Natiion]: 4chan?

2009-07-01 [+Ross+]: Hey, hey, hey.
Rules one and two, Nekko. :P

2009-07-01 [+Ross+]: Where?

2009-07-01 [+Ross+]: Oh, moi?

2009-07-01 [+Ross+]: Lol.

2009-07-01 [+Ross+]: NEVAR. lol... idk dude, I'm trying to get the hell out of this house before I think about getting a phone

2009-07-01 [+Ross+]: lol, ok.  I'm doing what I can. I might have a second job as a receptionist.

2009-07-01 [Nekko fox]: Okay, first off, my postings were not ludicrous, nor did they make people angry. Second, I was not bitching nor moaning about things that didn't matter. I simply said 4chan is known for it's shock value.

And, lastly, I'm a staff member. Everything I say is valid. (This is sarcasm)

2009-07-01 [Nekko fox]: That said, what is with people dying left and right? First Farrah Fawcett dies, then Michael Jackson, then Billy Mays. And the stocks have been climbing ever since...Is there a correlating point here that economists should make a note of?

2009-07-01 [Nekko fox]: I actually have a picture saved that shows that after Michael's death, DOW stock went up 170 points, and NASDAQ was up 37...

2009-07-01 [Nekko fox]: Gotta admit though, Michael had a helluva lot of great dance moves, and some of his music was great. Too bad he approved of kid humping...

2009-07-01 [Nekko fox]: Crap, I can't locate the picture.

2009-07-01 [Nekko fox]: It's a pity. I loved that picture.

2009-07-01 [kurtis purgatory;;]: lol!
and yes, he did have some good moves, but it's such a shame that he used those moves for the wrong team.

2009-07-01 [Nekko fox]: Team? I'm confused.

2009-07-01 [Young Nik, The Atomic Bomb]:


*plays air guitar*

2009-07-01 [kurtis purgatory;;]: lol!
don't worry about that Nekko, i was dead tired, and i wasn't making any sense.
and it seems that neither is Nik, mr guitar solo.

2009-07-01 [Nekko fox]: *Lights a lighter for Nik*

2009-07-01 [kurtis purgatory;;]: *smacks Nekko's hand*
put that out! you don't need to encourage the insanity more than it already is!

2009-07-01 [Nekko fox]: *Smacks Kurtis's hand*

Do not stifle artist genius!

2009-07-01 [kurtis purgatory;;]: O.o
*runs away and cries, cradling hand*
you hurtz me!!!

2009-07-01 [Nekko fox]: *Stands triumphant, the sole victor of the battle*

2009-07-01 [kurtis purgatory;;]: i wonder if anybody even realizes that there are conversation topics up.

2009-07-01 [Nekko fox]: You mean how people should be more accepting of homosexuals and bisexuals?

2009-07-01 [kurtis purgatory;;]: there are others too.

2009-07-02 [Nekko fox]: <img700*0:stuff/aj/9698/1246491603.jpg>

2009-07-02 [Nekko fox]: There you go.

2009-07-02 [kurtis purgatory;;]: holy shit!

2009-07-02 [Nekko fox]: I know, right? This came up an hour afterh is death on

2009-07-02 [kurtis purgatory;;]: rofl!!!

2009-07-02 [Nekko fox]: Have you played Left 4 Dead?

2009-07-02 [kurtis purgatory;;]: nope.

2009-07-02 [Young Nik, The Atomic Bomb]: IT'S A TANK!

2009-07-02 [kurtis purgatory;;]: O.o
what's a tank?

2009-07-02 [Nekko fox]: Pity. Fun game. There's also a part of the game called Dead Air where you watch a plain come in for a landing and crash in a ball of fire.

I think the scene was derived from this


2009-07-02 [kurtis purgatory;;]: O.o
that looks like fun to watch!!!

2009-07-02 [Nekko fox]: Oh Gods it was!

2009-07-03 [+Ross+]: Left 4 Dead is all different kinds of amazing. Eee the sequel comes out in September...

2009-07-03 [Zombiie Natiion]: does anyone know what happend to elfpack today??

2009-07-03 [kurtis purgatory;;]: probably another power outage or short or whatever it was that happened yesterday.
it happened to fake too, and they were both out for a few hours yesterday around 1, i think it was.

2009-07-03 [Zombiie Natiion]: blimey.. fair dos

2009-07-03 [kurtis purgatory;;]: i found this on fake.
it's a news thing.
Fake was down today due to database repairs because of a power failure. Those thunderstorms really deserve a double spanking and a night in a cage.

And just this evening I'm expecting that a UPS will arrive that will hopefully make Fake immune to these small totally annoying power failures.

Update 16:55 2009-07-03: Just when I write that, there was another power failure. Everything should be OK now and a UPS will be installed tomorrow morning.

2009-07-03 [Zombiie Natiion]: yeah i found the same thing on the EP news page lol

2009-07-03 [kurtis purgatory;;]: oh.
i just realized that there was one on here too.
something just bit me in a place that's really really tender!!!!!!!!!!

2009-07-03 [Zombiie Natiion]: O.o ew

2009-07-03 [kurtis purgatory;;]: yeah.
it hurted!!!

2009-07-04 [Nekko fox]: Ouchies

2009-07-04 [kurtis purgatory;;]: yeah you're telling me!!!

2009-07-04 [Nekko fox]: Are we speaking tender 'back' or tender 'front'?

2009-07-04 [kurtis purgatory;;]: front.

2009-07-04 [Nekko fox]: Oh dear...major...major ow...

2009-07-04 [kurtis purgatory;;]: yes.

2009-07-04 [kurtis purgatory;;]: hence the reason that i was saying ow repeatedly?

2009-07-04 [Nekko fox]: Yes...yes indeed.

2009-07-04 [kurtis purgatory;;]: i very pissed off at mother nature today!
she decided that it needed to rain it's ass off here last night and now we can't shoot off fireworks at my grandma's like we usually do because the highway to her house is underwater because the river right next to it is flooded.

2009-07-04 [Nekko fox]: Aw, shit!

2009-07-04 [kurtis purgatory;;]: yeah.
it sucks.
and i have family in from out of state that i haven't seen in years and i can't even see them before they have to leave because i'm stranded in this little 'island' in the river valley.

2009-07-04 [Nekko fox]: Stupid river valley

2009-07-04 [kurtis purgatory;;]: yes.
but when it's not flooded it's really nice down here. though the mosquitoes are horrible.

2009-07-04 [Nekko fox]: I can imagine. Luckily the 'squito problem here in Colorado is only marginal.

2009-07-04 [kurtis purgatory;;]: lucky shit.
they swarm here.

2009-07-04 [Nekko fox]: That's my fault. Sorry!


2009-07-04 [kurtis purgatory;;]: O.o
i'm scared...

2009-07-04 [Nekko fox]: Maybe you should be?

2009-07-05 [kurtis purgatory;;]: nah.
i was just saying that.

2009-07-05 [Eccentrifuge]: Okay, I absoloutely love this Wiki. I just stumbled on it, and Love it.

2009-07-05 [kurtis purgatory;;]: ok then.
but to officially be a member you have to prove that you're intelligent.

2009-07-05 [Eccentrifuge]: ^_^ I don't think that should be too terribly difficult.

2009-07-05 [kurtis purgatory;;]: well it all depends on the person, some people tend to think that they're smart and talk lyk dis n stuf. which drives me insane by the way..

2009-07-05 [Eccentrifuge]: I agree, that's absoloutely horrible. I honestly hate it when people type like that. It's as if they've never been taught how to write the english language. I'm kind of a literature buff, so it's almost insulting when I see that kind of typing.

2009-07-05 [kurtis purgatory;;]: i'm just a language buff, though if you start talking about pronouns and nouns i'm out!
i don't understand what half of that shit is!!!

2009-07-05 [Eccentrifuge]: Haha, I know what you mean! I just wish people would start speaking intelligently instead of phonetically.

2009-07-05 [kurtis purgatory;;]: uhm...

2009-07-06 [Nekko fox]: Of course, intelligence comes from experience, which could be derived from many places. Books are one, teachers another, where parents too teach and so do friends. One of my favorite source of experience is the internet. There are so many rules and regulations, unspoken and unwritten, that must be followed. It is a delicate balance of tactical badgering and subtle friendship, aggressive attack and planned withdrawal, all centered around a cornucopia of pages, wikis, sites, forums, and chats.

2009-07-06 [Nekko fox]: Though using txt tlk and l337 sp34k is irritating, it is just another expansion of a growing culture that found it's place on the internet, and it has taken on a life all it's own, which we live in, grow in, and, metaphorically speaking, die in as well.

2009-07-06 [kurtis purgatory;;]: i would like to kill txt tlkrs! i can understand txt tlkng when you're texting, but not when you're typing.
that's just idiotic!

2009-07-06 [Nekko fox]: I wholeheartedly agree, but it is still part of a culture which we ourselves are willingly taking part in.

2009-07-06 [kurtis purgatory;;]: willingly?
i think not.

2009-07-06 [Nekko fox]: Do you not go onto the internet? Speak on forums? Chat with folks on sites? Introduce yourself and communicate on this widely diverse universe-in-miniature? Unless you are forced, then yes, willingly.

2009-07-06 [kurtis purgatory;;]: i only really chat on this site and on fake and myspace.
and the only people that i talk to on those sites actually know how to use the english language.

2009-07-06 [Nekko fox]: But therein lies the quandary. Just because you speak only to people who respond intelligibly doesn't mean that others online do not speak with such well-versed prose. The simple fact of the matter is that l33t and txt tlk are a part of this universe in which we meander through. All willingly done.

2009-07-06 [kurtis purgatory;;]: you got me there.
i lose this round.

2009-07-06 [Nekko fox]: *Gracious bow*

2009-07-06 [kurtis purgatory;;]: *applauds the victor and hands a trophy*

2009-07-06 [Nekko fox]: *Gives Kurtis a hug*

2009-07-06 [kurtis purgatory;;]: *ducks away and runs*

2009-07-06 [Nekko fox]: *Blink blink*

2009-07-06 [Young Nik, The Atomic Bomb]: Hah; there's a quick solution to that. Every time I get a message that's like this:

"hey hru, wutz ^"
And shit of that manner, this is the response they get:

hey hru, wutz ^
Hey, how are you? What's up?

Eventually they stop talking to me, or fix it themselves.

2009-07-06 [Nekko fox]: I don't know how to cross words out, so I just ignore them.

2009-07-06 [kurtis purgatory;;]: you just cross words out with a text tag.
< s > and </ s>
just put those *without the spaces* around words that you want to have a strike through.

2009-07-07 [Nekko fox]: Monkey

2009-07-07 [Nekko fox]: YAY! KNOWLEDGE GAINED!

2009-07-07 [Nekko fox]: Now I know s as well as b, u, i,




, and



2009-07-07 [kurtis purgatory;;]: i know




as well




does <big>big</big> work on here?

*and this one doesn't work on here but
<font color="*color*"></font>

2009-07-08 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: I think you can only use the font colours on this site if you have donated ;P..

And even then you dont need to put "font colour" in, you just put the colour

2009-07-08 [kurtis purgatory;;]: i know.

2009-07-09 [kurtis purgatory;;]: there's never anyone talking on here.
i'm going to have to hurry up and get my photoshop downloaded so i can make some banners to be voted on or something.

2009-07-09 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: Yeah well.. elfpack has become less popular? xD

2009-07-09 [kurtis purgatory;;]: i guess, and it's kinda irritating me.

2009-07-09 [Nekko fox]: Elftown still seems to be banging about, and Fake is still rather prosperous. Perhaps this is simply the lonely middle-child who needs more attention?

2009-07-09 [kurtis purgatory;;]: who? me?
i'm not a middle child. i'm the baby.

2009-07-09 [Nekko fox]: Silly! No, the web site! ^_^

2009-07-09 [kurtis purgatory;;]: oh...
yeah, fake's the older sibling, and elfpack and elf12 are the babies!

2009-07-09 [Nekko fox]: Fake Was created a bit after Elftown. Elftown is the Eldest, being one of the Original of the Elfwood sites, whilst Elfpack came next. Though FAKE! is more adult, it's not older.

2009-07-09 [kurtis purgatory;;]: i wasn't talking about the site's age, i was talking about the age demographic on each site.

2009-07-09 [Nekko fox]: Ah, I see! That changes everything!

2009-07-09 [kurtis purgatory;;]: yeah.

2009-07-09 [Nekko fox]: And now for the nude dancers!

2009-07-09 [kurtis purgatory;;]: <.<
male or female?

2009-07-09 [Nekko fox]: Both! At the same time!

2009-07-09 [kurtis purgatory;;]: sweet!!!
definitely going to be there!

2009-07-09 [kurtis purgatory;;]: you find the female strippers, i'll fine the male.

2009-07-09 [Nekko fox]: Oh no, they are one and the same. Shemale strippers.

2009-07-09 [Nekko fox]: Wow........just wow.

2009-07-09 [kurtis purgatory;;]: i know!!!
it's hilarious!

2009-07-09 [Nekko fox]: Wow....

2009-07-09 [Nekko fox]: <img700*0:stuff/aj/9698/1247165044.png>

2009-07-09 [Nekko fox]: Don't I know it.


2009-07-09 [Nekko fox]: *Bows*

2009-07-09 [Nekko fox]: <img:stuff/aj/9698/1247166078.jpg>

2009-07-09 [Nekko fox]: <img500*0:stuff/aj/9698/1247175559.jpg>

2009-07-10 [Nekko fox]: I noticed...


2009-07-10 [Nekko fox]: <img:stuff/aj/9698/1247204505.gif>

2009-07-10 [Nekko fox]: Absolutely nothing, just liek the rest of the internet

2009-07-10 [Nekko fox]: <img:stuff/aj/9698/1247205465.gif>






2009-07-10 [Nekko fox]: This one is one of my favorites.


2009-07-11 [Nekko fox]: <img:stuff/aj/9698/1247329720.gif>

2009-07-11 [Nekko fox]: the cocker back-flipped off of a three story structure and didn't 1.)break a leg 2.) break his neck. As long as he's uninjured, he stuck the landing.

2009-07-11 [Nekko fox]: From that height the force of impact would have compacted his spine and created hair-line fractures throughout his lower legs. He probably wouldn't have been able to walk again.

2009-07-12 [Nekko fox]: Kinda reminds me of the Batman comic called "The Killing Joke"....

2009-07-12 [Young Nik, The Atomic Bomb]: lmfao, all those random images.

2009-07-12 [Nekko fox]: <img500*0:stuff/aj/9698/1247422733.jpg>

2009-07-12 [Young Nik, The Atomic Bomb]: Haha.
You people are strange.
And I disagree, that "song" by Blue October is not disturbing.

2009-07-12 [Nekko fox]: Let me offer this as a rebuttal:


2009-07-12 [Nekko fox]: <img500*0:stuff/aj/9698/1247435679.jpg>

2009-07-13 [Young Nik, The Atomic Bomb]: lmao, wow.

2009-07-14 [Nekko fox]: Exactly

2009-07-18 [Young Nik, The Atomic Bomb]: You'll have to pardon my absence from elfpack; I kind of forgot about it for a while.

I, however am removing [kurtis purgatory;;] from the "staff" on here -- he's since shown himself to be literate, but not intelligent.

2009-07-19 [Young Nik, The Atomic Bomb]: You need to just stop speaking while you're still ahead.
I've seen enough to know that you're not as intelligent as you come across at first.

2009-07-19 [Nekko fox]: It's a pity that this hostility has to come to arise. I would ask what caused this spat, but...I'm tentative about pressing my inquiry....

2009-07-19 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: Pretty much just the kurtis bitch being a twat xD... but hey :D.. one to talk ^^.. we all know i am right nekko? haha

2009-07-19 [Ihsahn]: my corndogs exploded :(

2009-07-20 [Young Nik, The Atomic Bomb]: :D

2009-07-20 [kurtis purgatory;;]: oh seriously Nik. i am NOT stupid. no matter how many times you say it, it's not going to make it true.

2009-07-20 [Young Nik, The Atomic Bomb]: I don't have to state it over and over again to make it true, because it's a fact.

EVEN Parker says you're stupid.
And he's ... not very bright.

2009-07-20 [kurtis purgatory;;]: i'm not going to argue with you anymore. i don't need your approval, nor do i seek it. i'm just irritated that my outburst on fake is causing all this drama not only on here, but also on fake.
let this drop, and i'll leave everyone alone about it.

2009-07-20 [Young Nik, The Atomic Bomb]: What you did was NOT an "outburst"; it was you being a total, and complete dumbass of a douche.

2009-07-20 [kurtis purgatory;;]: well excuse me if i wanted to call it an outburst.

2009-07-20 [Nekko fox]: Immaturity is the word, I believe.

2009-07-20 [kurtis purgatory;;]: *raises eyebrow*
how do you mean?

2009-07-20 [Nekko fox]: The phrase "complete dumbass of a douche" could be simplified into immaturity.

2009-07-20 [kurtis purgatory;;]: ah. so i see that you're right along the same lines as Nik on this.
oh well. not like you matter anyway.

2009-07-20 [Nekko fox]: I have no standing on either side of this matter because I don't know the facts well enough to pose an opinion much less an argument, I was simply commenting that wording it in such a manner could easily have conveyed much the same as 'immaturity' did, but if you are going to say that I simply don't "matter", then I have to stand by Nikolas's verdict on your character.

2009-07-20 [Nekko fox]: Also, in what little time I have known you, I have not seen much to the contrary of how Nikolas is describing you, so this hardly comes as much of a surprise. I am always one for giving the benefit of the doubt, so it's a pity my suspicions rang true...

2009-07-20 [Young Nik, The Atomic Bomb]: [kurtis purgatory;;] Please remove yourself from this wiki, and stop speaking. Thank you.

2009-07-20 [Nekko fox]: Well, that settles that. So, beyond all of the riff-raff and miscellaneous prattle, how have things been going for you Nikolas?

2009-07-20 [Young Nik, The Atomic Bomb]: Great, actually. I just did my friend's hair, and I'm about to do mine as well. Tomorrow, I'm going to stay with my boyfriend for a while. ^___^ So, I'm excited for that.

2009-07-20 [Nekko fox]: I've always enjoyed sleep-overs! Do you intend to have a philosophical debate with him, or do you intend to jump his bones and have your way with him?

2009-07-20 [Young Nik, The Atomic Bomb]: Both! ^___^
He and I have a mixed relationship; we talk a lot ... but we get nasty just as often. lmao

2009-07-20 [Nekko fox]: Huzzah then!

2009-07-20 [Ihsahn]: C'mon Kurtis.

2009-07-20 [Nekko fox]: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND reported.

2009-07-20 [Ihsahn]: I don't say words against anyone, as for bringing drama over from fake on to here, can we not do that?

2009-07-20 [Nekko fox]: About bloody time...

One should think that "stop speaking" meant "stop speaking"....

2009-07-20 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: "01:32:30 (10h ago) [Young Nik, The Atomic Bomb]: I don't have to state it over and over again to make it true, because it's a fact.

EVEN Parker says you're stupid.
And he's ... not very bright"

Awww nik.. that was mean xD.. true?.. but mean D:

2009-07-20 [Young Nik, The Atomic Bomb]: Lmao, Parker was here for that and he was like; "Even I think he's stupid, and that's saying something" lmao

2009-07-20 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: xD i shall have to beat my brother then wont i xD

2009-07-20 [Eccentrifuge]: Wow, it seems I missed quite the argument while I was away! o_O

2009-07-21 [Nekko fox]: It was rather epic.

2009-07-21 [Eccentrifuge]: I can tell, from the whole 'here's-the-door-please-leave-don't-let-it-hit-you-in-the-ass-on-the-way-out' exchange earlier! Talk about 'getting told'. :3

2009-07-21 [Nekko fox]: It was an OH SNAP! moment if I'd ever seen one.

2009-07-21 [Young Nik, The Atomic Bomb]: lmao.

2009-07-22 [Zombiie Natiion]: :O shock horror!! what's all this then? Kurtis had been REMOVED from FB???? blimey.. that's somthing i thought i'd never see lol! so.. what's the gossip then?

2009-07-22 [Young Nik, The Atomic Bomb]: I'd prefer not to stir shit up with him via public eye.

2009-07-22 [Nekko fox]: To put it bluntly words were exchanged.

2009-07-22 [Eccentrifuge]: Yeah, that about sums it up, in a P.G. sort of way.

2009-07-22 [Young Nik, The Atomic Bomb]: Haha, yeah.
I'd go more into detail -- alas, Kurtis would start in with his shit again.

2009-07-23 [Zombiie Natiion]: mhmm i see, i see.. well, he wasn't really a favourite anyway so no worries :D

2009-07-23 [Nekko fox]: *thumbs up*

Nik is infinitely cuter anyway, plus, smarter to boot!

2009-07-23 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: Yeah but to be fair... he is compared to pretty much anyone xD

2009-07-24 [Young Nik, The Atomic Bomb]: Awww. ^___^

2009-07-24 [Nekko fox]: *Nod nod*

2009-07-26 [Eccentrifuge]: Indeed! :]

2011-04-02 [Jesse Marie :)]: :)

2012-11-23 [Schlachter]: this what you people call "intelligence"...

2012-11-24 [Nekko fox]: No, Schlach, this is what we call 'bored' and 'pandering'.

2012-11-25 [Schlachter]: well, could you at least make it entertaining?

2012-11-25 [Nekko fox]: *summons clowns, circus elephants, stand-up comedians, and Hitler*

*they all arrive at the same time*

*chaos and destruction spread*

*civilization as we know it collapses*

*struggling actors kill and eat the Olsen twins*

*religious factions spring up and die out overnight*

*Oprah-ism converts billions to the way of Oprah and her current favorite book*

*God is too busy watching reruns of Futurama to care*

2012-11-26 [Schlachter]: DEATH TO THE OLSEN TWINS!!! That totally made my evening. Intelligence has been restored.

2012-11-26 [Nekko fox]: You are welcome.

2012-11-26 [Schlachter]: I would like to order a gourmet Olsenburger... that should be added to the diner's menu promptly.

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