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Member #7356 created: 2005-01-25 11:59:12Simple URL: http://www.elfpack.com/7356   

Name: zoe

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this is my gorgeous son michaelxxxxx

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Hi im 20 years old and have a gorgeous little boy called michael hes now 5 months old and sumtimes its really hard looking after him but its worth it just seeing him smile and laugh!!! if anyone tried to hurt him i would die, and please dont make any nasty coments about me, just coz im a single mum doesnt mean im a bad person!




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EMINEM- hes soo hot!!!!!!



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my grandad died on the 28th august 2006 :(
R.I.P. grandad i love and miss you soo much, i just wish you could of been here to see your grandchild growing up.....






Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.



Guy: No, this is fun.


Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary



Guy: Then tell me you love me.


Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!


Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.


*Girl hugs him*



Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.

(In the paper the next day)


A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but
only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his
breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved
him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even
though it meant that he would die.



..*..If you love someone this much put this on your site..*..



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[Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?



Boy: No



Girl: Do you like me?



Boy: Not really



Girl: Do you want me?



Boy: No



Girl: Would you cry if I left?



Boy: No



Girl: Would you live for me?



Boy: No



Girl: Would you do anything for me?



Boy: No way



Girl: What would you choose: your life..or me?



Boy: My life



The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
]

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(ment to be me, thanks wayne..lol...)
(r.i.p. bbz i'll never forget you)



28 way to get a girls heart
[1 . Tell her she is beautiful, not hot, fine, or sexy.]
2 . Hold her hand at any moment even if it just for a second.
[3 . Kiss her on the forehead.]
4 . Leave her voice messages to wake up to.
[5 . Always tell her you love her at any and all times.]
6 . When she is upset hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you.
[7 . Recognize the small things . . . They usually mean the most.]
8 . Call her sweetie, baby, or honey. (or darling)
[9 . Sing to her no matter how horrible your voice is.]
10 . Pick her over all the other girls you hang out with.
[11 . Write her notes. {she loves them}]
12 . Introduce her to family and friends as your girlfriend.
[13 . Play with her hair.]
14 . Pick her up, tickle her and play-wrestle with her.
[15 . Sit in the park and just talk to her.]
16 . Tell her funny jokes.. tell her stupid jokes.. just tell her jokes.
[17 . Throw pebbles at her window in the middle of the night just because you missed her.]
18 . Let her fall asleep in your arms.
[19 . Carve your names into a tree.]
20 . If she's mad at you, kiss her.
[21 . Give her piggyback rides.]
22 . Bring her flowers just because.
[23 . Treat her the same around your friends as you do when you are alone.]
24 . Look her in the eyes and smile.
[25 . Let her take as many pictures of you as she wants. (that way she will always have you around even when you aren't there...and she can always see your smiling face)]
26 . Slow dance with her, even if there isn't any music playing.
[27 . Kiss her in the rain.]
28 . If you're in love with her . . . tell her


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this is for sum-1 really special, i hope you know who you are babe (i'll give ya a clue...snogs and kisses and more just for youxxxxxx)..lol luv ya babexxxxx


One night a guy & a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed & that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she pulled it out & read it. "Without your love, I would die." REPOST IF YOU CARE ABOUT SOMEONE








i gave birth to a boy called Micheal Richard Colin bowlt!(7lbs 3oz)on the 9th march(2007)at 21:31pm. richard coz its my brothers name and colin coz it was my grandads name who died on the 28th august 2006.....









if i was a flower wud u pick me
if i was a lolly wud u lick me
if i was a sweet wud u suck me
if i asked u nicely wud u fuck me?
NO SERIOUSLY WOULD YA?


Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can.I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!







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(Eeyore is the best)





The Psychologist’s
  Chair



We lie back in the dream chair once again,
A stranger with glasses, note-pad and pen,
our emotions and fears, revealed to him so clear,
A stranger with glasses, not-pad and pen,
He studies our ways, our mind, our Morales,
A stranger with glasses, not-pad and pen,
what gives him the right to explore our horrors?,
A stranger with glasses, not-pad and pen,
The verdict is we are crazy, "Were shall we begin?",
A stranger, second lesson, he walks in
But we have another Idea,
We think you might like it,
Give us the note-pad,
Give us the pen,
You keep the glasses,
you'll be needing them,
Tie you to your chair,
You look so scared,
Go on Mr. Perfect,
We'll give you our Verdict,
Tell us your feelings, tell us your fears,
we are all ears,
He's afraid,
What should we do with him?
We want him to stay,
But we think we should free him,
two minds think as,
in one,
I think we should kill him. . .
(THIS IS BY contradiction?..HES VERY TALENTED)



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my little bro means the world to me, you mess with him then i'll hunt you down and feed you to my pet wolf!!


I am worth $1,484,530 on HumanForSale.com!!!!!






A white man yells to a black man. "Hey colored boy! You're blockin my view."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black"
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this in your house if you are against racism today.

R.I.P. WAYNE, I WILL NEVER FORGET YOU AND I WILL ALWAYS MISS AND LOVE YOU, YOU WERE THE BEST MATE ANYONE COULD EVER ASK FOR, I HOPE YOUR HAPPY WHERE YOUR ARE NOWXXX


(calum)- dont really know him that well but he's easy to talk to and i can have a laugh with him! glad i met him!xxxlove him loadsxx

(viqas)- hes helped me out with some problems and i've helped him hes like an older brother to mexx

(bad boy 4 life)- havet spoke to him in a while but i get on with him like a house on fire! he makes me laugh alot!xxxx

(kayleexx)- went to college with her a couple of years ago and she was a great mate! i shit on her a few times(not litteraly) but she was still there for, sadly we've lost touch coz i moved away but i would love to talk to her againxxxx

Age: 21Year of birth: 1986Month of birth: 11Day of birth: 23

Gender: female

What do you do?: Studying

Place of living: United Kingdom-England

Exact place of living: alnwick

Known languages
EnglishGerman

Skype Username: hornybitch19@piczo.com

Elfpack crew wannabe: Yes

Music
gothpunkrap
rock

Other interests
artbeerchasing the preferred sex
dancingfantasyfilm
poetrysingingwhisky

Civil status: single

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Body shape: big breasted

Height: 185


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