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T-DOT (im bored someone help me out!)

Member #14696 created: 2005-04-19 02:16:44Simple URL: http://www.elfpack.com/t-dot   
Email: mrtrblb@sbcglobal.net

Name: Thomas Guertler

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this is me in acapulco, mexico about to do a back flip in the pool! oh yea!

Elfpack titles and orders
Drunk-assAdventurerSex-monster
Crazy kid

Description:
LIBRA
Very gentle. very romantic. Nice. Love is one of a kind. Silly and fun, sweet!
Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in bed!

I'm an outgoing fun kinda guy. I do a few illegal things cuz its fun but no one else needs to know about it ya know!!!! :) im 5'7, 140, blue eyes, brown hair.

[Be strong honey]
Body: A guy breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

[If you had me alone, locked up in your room for 24 hours,
and I had to do whatever you wanted me to do,
what would you do with me?
Post this in your house. You might be surprised at the answers you get.
]

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some marijuana. Jack got high and dropped his fly and said jill do you wanna? Jill said yes and dropped her dress and then they had some fun. Silly Jill forget her pill and now they have a son


I'm not a goth, player, pimp, jock, im just me cuz thats what i like and hope you would 2!


Here are some of my poems ive written threw out high school, hope u like'em 

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Age: 20Year of birth: 1988Month of birth: 10Day of birth: 20

Gender: male

What do you do?: Something in between

Place of living: USA-Illinois

Exact place of living: Chicago

Known languages
English

Home-page URL: myspace.com/tgert

Favorite URL: myspace.com/tgert

Elfpack crew wannabe: No

Music
alternativeclassicalcountry
heavy metalhip hopjazz
new agepopprogressive metal
punkraprock

Other interests
beerboardgamescard games
carpentrycarschasing the preferred sex
chesscookingdancing
dogsdrinkseating
electronicsfantasyfilm
fishinghuntingmotorcycles
partypoetryporn
religionrole playingsinging
slackingsmokingsporting
theatretravellingwatching sport
whiskywinewriting

Civil status: single

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Body shape: fit

Height: 170


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