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Member #47706 created: 2007-04-16 02:09:57Simple URL:   

Name: Peter Bird


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Hi. I'm Peter. I'm about 6'1" tall and weigh about 131 lbs. I like video games, anime, manga, and BBC comedies. My favorite game series is the Legend of Zelda. Out of the three main gaming companies, I like Nintendo the best. I also play the Yu-Gi-Oh card game on occasions. More to come later.

If you had me alone, locked up in your room for 24 hours, and I had to do whatever you wanted me to do, what would you do with me? Post this in your house. You might be surprised at the answers you get...

This was given to me by [Psycho ShadowBlood]

Dear Sergeant,

An Iraqi brought a gun to kill

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great crack.

Sergeant, I was a good soldier, I did What I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got promoted fast

But Sergeant, when I went on patrol today,

I never said See u later,

I'm sorry Sergeant, I had to go, But Sergeant, please don't cry.

When the Iraqi shot the gun, He hit me and another,

And all because the Iraqi Got the gun from his leader.

Sergeant, please tell my parents; That I love them very much,

And please tell my lady ; my girlfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my twin brother; That he is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now,

And tell my boys; That they always were the best;

Sergeant, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest.

Sergeant, tell my mom; I won't show up for leave

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass.

Sergeant, why'd it have to be me? No one deserves this,

Sergeant, warn the others, Sergeant I left without my cross

And Sergeant tell the medics; I know they really did try,

I think I even saw a medic Trying not to cry.

Sergeant, I'm slowly dying, With a bullet in my chest,

But Sergeant please remember, I'm in heaven with the best, I died like the rest

Sergeant I ran as fast as I could,

When I heard that crack, Sergeant, listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new,

I guess I'm not going with my boys to Brazil,

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an dad, Sergeant I wanted to live.

But Sergeant I must go now, The time is getting late,

Sergeant, tell my lady, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date.

I respect you all, I always have, I know; you know it's true,

And Sergeant all I wanted to say is " DUTY FIRST "
No mission to difficult, no sacrifice to great

****In Memory of All the Fallen Soldiers in Iraq ****

Please if you would,

Pass this around,

I'd be happy if you could,

Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is.
It was valid.
Captain: Who's car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card.
The driver owned the car.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Driver: No problem.
Trunk is opened; no body.
Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too!


Here's a funny video for all.

[]5 Signs Your In Love[]
as soon as you get online - whos name do you look at first
when you hear your phone ringing - who do you hope it is calling
when a love song comes on the radio - whos face comes to your mind
whos name makes your heart skip a beat every time you hear it
who is it that you always find yourself thinking about - wondering if they're thinking about you

Age: 26Year of birth: 1989Month of birth: 2Day of birth: 23

Gender: male

What do you do?: Studying

Place of living: USA-California

Exact place of living: Second star to the right, and straight on 'till morning.

Known languages
Sign LanguageEnglish


Other interests
boardgamesbookscard games
catschasing the preferred sexchess
cookingcrime storiescybersex
LARProle playingsinging

Civil status: single

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Body shape: thin

Height: 185

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