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Beki in Wonderland (Oooh everything has changed o.O)
Name: Beki, Beki-Mofo to my friends, Weirdo to only one person, and that person probably isn't you.
Red is so my colour :p
Quick Batman + Joker photoshop doodle ish thing... yeah. Me and my old friend Erin have plans to do a Batman + Joker collab comic, so i needed to get the hang of drawing the Joker in this style... LOADS more where this came from XD
Oiril the rat. This is VERY old, but i still love him <3
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No wonder you're late. This watch is exactly two days slow.
Hello, welcome to Wonderland. I'm Beki, Beki-Mofo to my friends, Bek to my work buddies, and Weirdo to only ONE person. And that person probably isn't you.
We're all mad here.
Time for a teeny tiny little update, methinks. Excuse any bad spelling in this section, I'm writing this at 5.30am and running on coffee and will power, so my typing skills are failing me XD So, this is where I tell you every single band or musician I've ever listened to, in alphabetical, numerical and chronological order, with little pink hearts for the ones I REALLY like. No. It's not, that's a complete lie. If you want to know which bands I like, ask me :D It's a good way to start a conversation if you can't think of anything exciting to say ;p So, about meee! I'm... Well I'm me. I bet you've never met anyone like me ;p and I'm not just saying that, I'm very odd, but I'm also proud of it, so nyaah ;) I'm bipolar, for starters. DIAGNOSED bipolar, not one of these stupid little 14 year olds saying they're bipolar because they have moodswings occasionally. That's called puberty kids. I don't brag about my 'disorder', but I don't think it's a disorder either. It's just a doctor's way of saying I'm different, therefore I must have something wrong with me. I think people who brag about mental disorders like they're some kind of social status-enhancer should be shot, but enough about that. I'm a nice person at heart, or at least I try to be. I think everyone deserves a chance, even if they seem totally horrible, they might be nice deep down =) I'll admit to having a total mother-hen complex. Whenever I see someone upset for whatever reason, I'm on them like a hawk with a cup of tea and a box of kleenex (typically british healing method). I should have a tattoo on my shoulder saying 'Cry Here'. So, if you have anything at all you want to talk about, and you just want someone to listen without judging you in any way *points to self* I'm your demented kleenex weilding hen :D Alot of people say I'm quite intimidating because I'm loud and a bit in-your-face... And I tend to take very stupid risks without thinking about it ;p but don't be intimidated, it's horrible when people flinch away from you just because you're a bit gobby! I'm not the kind of person to bite someone's head off unless they give me good reason to, but despite this I have a VERY short fuse and if you do manage to press the right button, I will turn into a cyberspace dragon-lady ;p One more thing I have to say before this turns into a biography. I am a spelling and grammar psychopath. After studying English Language for 5 years, I have come to terms with the fact that I'm a human spellchecker. If I start correcting your spelling, ignore me, or shout at me, I can't help it ;p Now all that aside, if you haven't run for the hills with your tail between your legs, feel free to send me a message ^_^ I like to talk, and I like to talk about anything. Here are a few starting points. "Do you like orange juice?" "What's your favourite kind of fish?" "How many pairs of Prada shoes do you own?" Really anything, i'm good to go with the talking thing :D Oh one last thing, just one teeny thing i promise! I do not, under any circumstances, want to cyber with anyone. I'm 18 years old and i'm beyond the 'sexually frustrated teenager who aint getting any' stage of my life (not that I ever entered that stage, but there we go.) If you want to jack off to some words on a screen, go somewhere else, because I'm not interested, not even in the slightest. Thank you, goodnight ;p xxx
I have an excellent idea. Let's change the subject.
I'm not done yet.
Begin at the beginning, and go on till you come to the end.
Do you know where you're going? No? Then what does it matter which road you take?
Who in the world am I?
Ah, that's the great puzzle.
Time for you to go now. Read these directions and directly you will be directed in the right direction.
But, one last thing...
Before you go...
Why is a raven like a writing desk?
|Age: 28||Year of birth: 1990||Month of birth: 12||Day of birth: 14|
What do you do?: Working
Place of living: United Kingdom-Wales
Exact place of living: Wonderland
|chasing the preferred sex||dogs||drinks|
Civil status: single
Sexual preference: opposite sex
Body shape: normal