[Kiss Kiss,,Bang Bang
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It's a hard knock life for us
It's a hard knock (yea) life for us
Steada treated we get tricked
Steada kisses we get kicked
>and watch the first video, it´s awesome.
hahahahha so true
I am the friggin boy of your dreams you just don´t know it(just kidin)
Well i stole this from some girl here but i just had to it´s awesome, sorry
[Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that motherfucker upside the head.
King kong: a story everyone can relate to.Big ape goes to big city and chases blondes
A friend drew this for me it´s coraje el perro cobarde who´s awesome
Yeah yeah wssuppp!! Timmys freestyles booooyy/ Yo VIP let´s kick it: Ice ice Timmy!!!!
[Damn it´s so hot i´m sweatin like a whore in a church!!
Eric did you just sai the F Word??
She´s the HOTTEST, CUTEST GIRL EVER[!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Terrance:you are such a pig fucker philip!!
Philip: Terrance why would you call me a pig fucker!!
Terrance: Well let´s see..first of all you fuck pigs.
Philip:Oh yeah ((( =$
yeah,i stole this from someone here,but it´s friggin awesome!!
Great stories never start with we were dinkin chardonay when........
So i was born in Mexico, my dad was german and mymom is mexican.My dad was married before but got divorced cuz her wife was screwing the milkman or something like that so he married my mom a year or so later and she had my sister and me later. My dad had three kids from his last marriage "my brothers".I care about them very much though they aren´t my real brothers.
So everything was cool, until my dad started smoking again and got really bad,and he passed away when i was 9 i think.I really didn´t knew him that good cuz he was always travelling and working too much.
So later my mom sent me my sis and my brothers to Germany for a while and started working.We stayed with my dads sister who was always really nice to all of us.
Then my brothers got married and two of them moved to USA.
My mom met someone, and hangs out with him,i don´t really mind, cuz he´s a nice guy.
My brother Matthias had 3 boys and my brother Martin had three girls, we go to visit them very often and they come to Mexico lots too , so it´s cool.
And we´ve been doin great =)
Now some shit about me:
i lived two years with my brothers in germany
i have three brothers and one sister
i care a lot about my family so if you mess with em i´ll kill you
i don´t care that much about looks really ,i mean i do but i care a lot more of what they think
i am a huge red sox fan
i love Mexico
i don´t judge people, i´ve dome some fucked up shit myself
i work out very often
i am religious
i am a good listener
i party a lot
i eat a lot
i love girls who have green eyes
i¨m not easily seduced
i eat a lot
i worship audioslave
i hate ricky martin
i have two dogs and a cat who live toghether(weird huh)
i play soccer
i hate fakes or people like that
i am a very loyal person
i don´t like cold weather too much
i love chinessse food
i play the drums
i wanna study medicine
i don´t like fake people
i like to shop
the sadest thing about me is that my dad died when i was like 8
i never save any money
itink 50 cent is the greatest
i read a lot
i know how to cook many things like popcorn
i think that ketchup is the most disgusting thing
i think that heidi klum is the hottest person on earth
i get scared get scared very easily
i drink a lot
i play paintball very often
i am very social
i don´t bite well.....sometimes
and that´s bout it
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses
on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something,
ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone
has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for s$egxsgmual fsdafvxors".
7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the
8. Don't use any punctuation marks
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Ask people what $ex they are. Laugh hysterically after they
11. Specify tha! t your drive-through! order is "to go".
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape
of jungle sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
16. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!"
"3rd time this week!!!!!"
17. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot,
yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"
18. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are
going to have to let one of you go."
[A man and his wife went to bed one night and the man was getting very frisky and asked his wife if she was in the mood. His wife answered, "Not tonight dear I have a headache."
The man replied, "Is that your final answer"? She said, "Yes."
...He said. "Ok, then, I'd like to phone a friend."
little boy walks into his parents room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom see's her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dress's quickly and goes to find him. The son see's his mom and asks'
"What were you and dad doing?"
The mother replies
"Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it.
" "You're wasting your time."
says the boy.
"Why is that?" asked him mom, puzzled.
"Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."]
Si sabes español, intenta esto:
Di: Mi Moto alpina derrapante.
Ahora cambia todas las vocales por o.
:Mo moto olpono dorroponto
Luego por i,a,u
Finalmente cambia todas las vocales por [e]
50 CENT WINDOW SHOPER
The top feel so much better than the bottom
So much better
Hey! señorita por que no me atiende,
sirvame un trago y mañana le pago,
oiga compadre no se me raje,
echese otra conmigo compadre,
no son mentiras mañana le pago,
esta es la ultima copa y nos vamos!
Oiga compadre anda uste' hasta la madre!
no disimule que ya no le sale,
oiga comadre no se me agüite,
igual y mañana viene el desquite,
hey! señorita no se haga del rogar,
echese un tequila y vamos a bailar...
A mover el culo YO!!!!!
Me and some friends
Sooo,if you wanna message me please tell me something we can talk about cuz i you don't this is how the conversation will go:
And then either me or you will get tired and just forget it.
Now get the fuck out bitch!!!