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playgirl_10 (shop~a~holic  i love you mike)

Member #28908 created: 2005-09-23 13:42:28Simple URL:   

Name: Samantha DeAnn Smith


prom last year 06-07


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mike this is how much i love you and i would totally do this if you ever loved sumone else
A boy and a girl,
the best of friends.
From elementary to high school
from beginning to end.
Through all those years
their friendship grew.
They both felt the same,
but neither knew.
Each waking moment
since the day they met.
They both loved each other
sunrise to sunset.
She was all he had
in his life.
sHe was the one
who kept him from her knife.
She was his angel,
she made him smile.
Though life threw him curves,
he made it all worth while.
Then one day
things went terribly wrong.
The next few weeks
were like a very sad song.
He made her jealous
on purpose he tried.
When the girl asked, "Do you love her?"
on purpose he lied.
He played with jealousy
like it was a game.
Little did he know
Things would never be the same.
His plan was working
but he had no clue.
How wrong things would go,
the damage he would do.
One night she broke down,
feeling very alone.
Just her and the blade,
no one else home.
She dialed his number,
he answered, "Hello"
She told him she loved him
and hung up the phone.
He raced to her house
just a minute too late.
Found her lying in blood,
her heart had no rate.
Beside her was a note,
in it her confession.
Her love for this boy,
her only obsession.
As he read the note,
he knelt down and cried.
Grabbed her knife,
that night they both died
She was found in his arms,
both of them dead.
Under her note
his handwriting said:
"I loved her so,
she never knew.
All this time
I loved her too."
if you love someone very much put this on your house

NOW BOYS remember this!!!
12 Ways To Get To A Girls Heart--
1. Hugs her from behind.
2. Grab her hand when you guys walk next to each other.
3. When standing, wrap your arms around her.
4. Cuddle with her.
5. Dont force her to do ANYTHING!
6. Write little notes.
7. Compliment her.
8. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible.
9. Say I love you.....and MEAN IT!
10. Brush the hair out of her eyes
11. Comfort her when she cries.
12. Love her with all your heart

[~*What Kisses Mean*~]
*kiss on the forehead ------------ "forever you will be mine"
*kiss on the ear--------------------"i'm horny"
*kiss on the cheek-----------------"we're friends"
*kiss on the hand------------------"i adore you"
*kiss on the neck-------------------"we belong together"
*kiss on the shoulder--------------"i want you"
*kiss on the lips---------------------"i love you" or "i want you"
*holding hands--------------------"we can learn to love each other"
*a wink---------------------------------"Let's get it on"
*slap on the butt---------------------"thats mine"
*playing with the ear----------------"i can't live without you"
*holding on tight---------------------"don't let go"
*looking into each other's eyes---"let's get romantic"
*playing with hair on head---------------"tell me you love me"
*arms around the waist -----------"i love you too much to let go"
*laughing while kissing-------"i am completley comfortable w/you"
+ Kiss on the stomach = Im ready
+Kiss on the Forehead ="i hope we're together forever"
+Kiss on the Ear = Your my everything
+Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends"
+Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you"
+Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together"
+Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you"
+Kiss on the Lips = I love you"

A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road..
Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.
(In the paper the next day)
A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.

[Girl:] Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
[Girl:] Do you like me?
Boy: Not really
[Girl:] Do you want me?
Boy: No
[Girl:] Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
[Girl:] Would you live for me?
Boy: No
[Girl:] Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No way
[Girl:] What would you choose: your life..or me?
Boy: My life
The Girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life

A white man yells to a black man. "Hey colored boy! You're blockin my view."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black"
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this in your house if you are against raciasim.

Some things about us girls
Just for you guys
When a GIRL is quiet,
Millions of things are running in her mind.
When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full of questions,
She is wondering how long you will be around.
When a GIRL answers "i'm fine"
after a few seconds,
She is not at all fine.
When a GIRL stares at you,
She is wondering why you are lying.
When a GIRL lays on your chest,
She is wishing for you to be hers forever.
When a GIRL calls you everyday,
She is seeking for your attention.
When a GIRL says I love you,
She means it.
When a GIRL says that she can't live without you,
She has made up her mind that you are her
When a GIRL says "i miss you",
No one in this world can miss you more than that.
As long as you love me and as long as you want me I will be yours for all of time.

------♥♥----Put This
---♥♥---♥♥---On Your
---♥♥---♥♥---page If
---♥♥---♥♥---You Know
-----♥♥♥-----Who Died
or has got cancer

wonna c more of me here you go!! have fun

Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a bit**."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bit**?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bit**."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."
Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A BIT**!!!"
Repost if you laughed

*Its ok to kiss a fool, and its ok to let a fool kiss you, but its never ok to let a kiss fool you!!!*

I love walking in the rain....cause then no one knows im crying...

Boy- hey, Hun
Girl- hey
Boy- I missed u at school 2day, y weren't u there?
Girl- yeah, I had to go to the doctor.
Boy- oh really? Why?
Girl- oh nothing, annual shots that’s all.
Boy- oh
Girl- so what did we do in math 2day?
Boy- u didn’t miss anything that great.......just lots of notes
Girl- ok good
Boy- yeah
Girl- hey I have a question......
Boy- ok, ask away
Girl-........How much do u love me?
Boy- u know I love u more than anything
Girl- yeah.....
Boy- y did u ask?
Boy- is something wrong?
Girl- no nothing at all
Boy- good.
Girl- ..............How much do u care about me?
Boy- I would give u the world in a heartbeat if i could.
Girl- u would?
Boy- yeah.........of course I would >sounding worried< is there something wrong??
Girl- no, everything’s fine......
Boy- are u sure?
Girl- yeah.
Boy- ok.......I hope so.
Girl- ..............Would u die for me?
Boy- I would take a bullet for u anyday, Hun
Girl- really?
Boy- anyday. Now seriously, is there something wrong???
Girl- no I’m fine, ur fine, we're fine, everyone’s fine.
Boy- ............ok
Girl-......................well i have to go ill c u 2morrow at school.
Boy- alright, bye. I LOVE YOU.
girl- yeah, I love u 2, bye.
Boy- hey, have u seen my g/f 2day?
Friend- no
Boy- oh.
Friend- she wasn’t here yesterday either.
Boy- I know, she was acting all weird on the phone last night.
Friend- well dude u know how gurls are sumtimes
Boy- yeah........But not her.
Friend- idk what else 2 say, man.
Boy- k well I gotta get 2 english, ill c ya after school.
Friend- yeah I gotta get to science, ttyl.
THAT NIGHT: > >> > > >> >
Girl- hello?
boy- hey
Girl- oh, hi.
Boy- y weren't u at school 2day?
Girl- uh.......i had another doctor appointment.
Boy- are u sick?
Girl- i have 2 go, my mom's callin on my other line.
Boy- ill wait.
Girl- it may take a while, ill call u later.
Boy-........Alright, I love u Hun.
very long pause
Girl- (with tear in her eye) look, I think we should break up.
Boy- what???
Girl- it’s the best thing for us right now.
Boy- y????
Girl- I love u.
click< > >> > > >> >
boy- hey dude
friend- hey
boy- what’s up
Friend- nothing, hey have u talked 2 ur ex lately?
boy- no
Friend- so u didn’t hear?
Boy- hear what?
Friend- um idk if I should be the one to tell u......
boy- dude, wtf tell me
friend- this number....433-555-3468
Boy- ok............
Voice- hello, county hospital, this is nurse beckam.
Boy- uh.......I must have the wrong number, I’m looking for my friend.
Voice- what is her name, sir?
(boy gives info)
Voice- yes, this is the right number, she is one of our patients here.
Boy- really? y? What happened??? How is she???
Voice- her room number its ..666, in building A, suite 3.
Voice- plz come by sir and you can see her, goodbye.
Boy- WAIT! NO!
*dial tone*
Boy- omg are u ok??
Girl- ..................
Boy- sweetie!! Talk to me!!
Girl- I..........
Boy- u what?? U WHT???
girl- I have cancer and I’m on life support
Boy- ....................Breaks into tears......................
girl- they're taking me off 2night
Boy- y??
girl- I wanted 2 tell u but I couldn’t
Boy- y didn’t u tell me????
girl- I didn’t want 2 hurt u.
boy- u could never hurt me
girl- I just wanted 2 c if u felt bout me as the same i felt bout u.
Boy- ?
Girl- I love u more than anything, I would give u the world in a heartbeat. I would die for you and take a bullet for you.
Boy- ...........
girl- don’t be sad, I love u n ill always be here w/u
Boy- then y'd u break up w/me?
Nurse- young man, visiting hours are over.
BOY LEAVES, GIRL IS TAKEN OFF LIFE SUPPORT, AND DIES. But what the boy didn't know is that the girl only asked him those questions so she could hear him say it one last time, and she only broke up w/him because she knew she only had 3 more weeks to live, and thought it would cause him less pain and give him time to get over her before she died.
The boy is found dead with a gun in his hand..with a note in the other...
I told her I would take a bullet for her.... Just like she said she would die for me...

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Never say I love you if you really don't care.
Never talk about feelings If they aren't really there.
Never hold my hand if you are going to break my heart.
Never say you are going to if you don't intend to start.
Never look into my eyes if all you do is lie.
Never say hello if you really mean goodbye.
If you really mean forever, then say you'll try.
Never say forever cause forever makes me cry
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[Friends ask why your crying
But best friends already have the shovel
out ready to bury the asshole that made you cry

Age: 16Year of birth: 1992Month of birth: 2Day of birth: 23

Gender: female

What do you do?: Something in between

Place of living: USA-Iowa

Exact place of living: my room

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ICQ number: 363549124

Elfpack crew wannabe: Yes

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Civil status: involved

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Body shape: big breasted

Height: 163

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