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skitzorudeboi

Member #43611 created: 2006-07-27 10:57:36Simple URL: http://www.elfpack.com/skitzorudeboi   

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Do my poll please then send me your answers and i will do your it for u.

Would you:
[1) Give me your number?]
[2) Have sex with me?]
[3) Let me kiss you?]
[4) Watch a movie with me?]
[5) Let me take you out to dinner?]
[6) Drive me somewhere/anywhere?]
[7) Take a shower with me? ]
[8) Be my bf/gf? ]
[9) Have a fling with me?]
[10) Buy me a drink if i didnt have money?]
[11) Take me home for the night? ]
[12) Would you let me sleep in your bed?]
[13) Sing car kareoke w/ me? ]
[14) Re-post this for me to answer your questions?]
[15) Do you think im attractive, sexy, or hot? ]
[16) Do you like my style? ]
[17) Do you think im funny?]
[18) Do you care about me? ]
[19) Would you dance with me?]
[20) Would you sing happy birthday to me?]


Would you? Will you?

() give me your number? (_ _ _) _ _ _- _ _ _ _
() kiss me?
() let me kiss you?
() watch a porn movie with me?
() take me out to dinner?
() let me drive you somewhere?
() take a shower with me?
() buy me a drink?
() take me home for the night?
() let me sleep in your bed?
() Sing car karaoke w/ me?
() re-post this for me to answer your questions?
() Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere?
() Lock me in your room and take advantage of me?
() let me make you breakfast?
() help me with homework?
() tickle me?
() let me tickle you?
() stick up for me if i was being put down?
() get wasted with me?
() instant message me?
() greet me in public?
() hang out with me?
() bring me around your friends?
() make out with me?
() in public?
() have sex with me?


~~READ ME~~
Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!

Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.

*Girl hugs him*

Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.

(In the paper the next day)

A motorcycle crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but
only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his
brakes no longer worked, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved
him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even
though it meant that he wouldn't.


CONVERSATION ON PHONE BETWEEN B/F AND G/F OF 5 MONTHS:


boy- hey, hun
girl- hey
boy- i missed u at school 2day, y weren't u there?
girl- yeah, i had to go to the doctor.
boy- oh rele? y?
girl- oh nothin, annual shots, thats all.
boy- oh
girl- so wht did we do in math 2day?
boy- u didnt miss ne thing that great.......just lots of notes
girl- ok good
boy- yeah
girl- hey i have a question......
boy- ok, ask away
girl-........how much do u love me?
boy- u kno i love u more than anything
girl- yeah.....
boy- y did u ask?
girl-................>silence<..........
boy- is something wrong?
girl- no nothing at all
boy- good.
girl- ..............how much do u care about me?
boy- i would give u the world in a heartbeat if i could.
girl- u would?
boy- yeah.........of course i would >sounding worried< is there something wrong??
girl- no, everythings fine......
boy- are u sure?
girl- yeah.
boy- ok.......i hope so.
girl- ..............would u die for me?
boy- i would take a bullet for u anyday, hun
girl- rele?
boy- anyday. now seriously, is there something wrong???
girl- no im fine, ur fine, we're fine, everyones fine.
boy- ............ok
girl-......................well i have to go ill c u 2morrow at school.
boy- alright, bye. I LOVE YOU.
girl- yeah, i love u 2, bye.


THE NEXT DAY AT SCHOOL:


boy- hey, have u seen my g/f 2day?
friend- no
boy- oh.
friend- she wasnt here yesterday either.
boy- i know, she was acting all wierd on the phone last nite.
friend- well dude u kno how gurls are sumtimes
boy- yeah........but not her.
friend- idk wht else 2 say, man.
boy- k well i gotta get 2 english, ill c ya after school.
friend- yeah i gotta get to science, ttyl.


THAT NIGHT:


-ring-
-ring-
-ring-
-ring-
girl- hello?
boy- hey
girl- oh, hi.
boy- y weren't u at school 2day?
girl- uh.......i had another doctor appointment.
boy- are u sick?
girl- ..................um i have 2 go, my mom's callin on my other line.
boy- ill wait.
girl- it may take a while, ill call u later.
boy-........alright, i love u hun.
very long pause<
girl- (with tear in her eye) look, i think we should break up.
boy- wht???
girl- its the best thing for us right now.
boy- y????
girl- i love u.
click<


THE GIRL DOESNT COME TO SCHOOL FOR 3 MORE WEEKS, AND DOESNT ANSWER HER PHONE.


boy- hey dude
friend- hey
boy- whts up
friend- nothin, hey have u talked 2 ur ex lately?
boy- no
friend- so u didnt hear?
boy- hear wht?
friend- um idk if i should be the one to tell u......
boy- dude, wtf tell me
friend- uh....call this number....433-555-3468
boy- ok............


BOY CALLS NUMBER AFTER SCHOOL


-ring-
-ring-
-ring-
voice- hello, suppam county hospital, this is nurse beckam.
boy- uh.......i must have the wrong number, im looking for my friend.
voice- what is her name, sir?
(boy gives info)
voice- yes, this is the right number, she is one of our patients here.
boy- rele? y? wht happened??? how is she???
voice- her room number is ..646, in building A, suite 3.
boy- WHT HAPPENED??!!!!
voice- plz come by sir and you can see her, goodbye.
boy- WAIT! NO!
*dial tone*


BOY GOES TO HOSPITAL, AND TO ROOM ..646, BUILDING A, SUITE 3. GIRL IS LYING IN THE HOSPITAL BED.


boy- omg are u ok??
girl- ..................
boy- sweetie!! talk to me!!
girl- i..........
boy- u wht?? U WHT???
girl- i have cancer and im on life support
boy- .....................>breaks into tears<......................
girl- they're taking me off 2night
boy- y??
girl- i wanted 2 tell u but i couldnt
boy- y didnt u tell me????
girl- i didnt want 2 hurt u.
boy- u could never hurt me
girl- i just wanted 2 c if u felt bout me as the same i felt bout u.
boy- ?
girl- i love u more than anything, i would give u the world in a heartbeat. i would die for you and take a bullet for you.
boy- ...........
girl- dont be sad, i love u n ill always be here w/u
boy- then y'd u break up w/me?
nurse- young man, visiting hours are over.


BOY LEAVES, GIRL IS TAKEN OFF LIFE SUPPORT, AND DIES.


but wht the boy didn't kno is that the girl only asked him those questions so she could hear him say it one last time, and she only broke up w/him because she knew she only had 3 more weeks to live, and thought it would cause him less pain and give him time to get over her before she died.


NEXT DAY


the boy is found dead with a gun in his hand..with a note in the other...
THE NOTE SAID:


i told her i would take a bullet for her....
just like she said she would die for me...

Age: 24Year of birth: 1987Month of birth: 4Day of birth: 22

Gender: male

What do you do?: Something in between

Place of living: United Kingdom-England

Exact place of living: attleborough

Known languages
English

Music
heavy metalpoprock

Other interests
beercard gamescars
chasing the preferred sexcybersexdisco
drinksfilmgambling
motorcyclespartyrole playing
sporting

Civil status: single

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Body shape: normal

Height: 175


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