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Wicked_Stewie (Lifes A Cruel Joke With No Punchline Goin To Vegas)

Member #39872 created: 2006-02-21 18:49:47Simple URL:   

Name: Stewie


Craziness...pure craziness... ...For more craziness visit "Enter The Stewie" in the description section...


Snap Snap...Click Click...Wink's a process to these things...

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Crazy kid

*Those that dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music...
            - George Carlin

*A bullet sounds the same in every language...
            - Stewie

*You claimed all this time that you would die for me, so why then are you so surprised when you hear your own eulogy...
            - Maynard, of Tool

*I thank my friend who finds fault with me...
            - Old Chinese Proverb

*Whoa to you oh earth and sea, for the devil sends the beast with wrath because he knows the time is short, let him who hath understanding wreckon the number of the beast, for it is a human number, it's number is six hundred and sixty-six...
            - Iron Maiden

Enter The Stewie...

Well, I figured it was about time I rewrote this damn thing because frankly I read the old one I wrote forever ago, and it was acurate don't get me wrong, but I thought it could use some for starters I go by the name Stewie, I'm quite the like to go out and party and have fun of course, I love to play video games, I've been playin' them sinve I was strong enough to pick up a am also currently enrolled in Westwood College Online, taking courses in (you guessed it) video game's see, ummm...I've always been a crazy fucker, and one of those people who just does the weirdest shit youve ever seen in your leads me into the next fun fact, I'm a juggalo...I've been down for about six years now and still hatchet runnin'...I do have a pretty open mind when it comes to music though I also listen to a lot of classic rock and oldies ranging from the beatles and John Lennon to The Doors and Ozzy...Metal is another of my music fetishes...basically as long as its heavy, melodic, deep, thrashing, hardcore metal that can make Satan's bowels have a bloody movement on every note, then I'm into now leads me to the next topic...Religion...Me personally, I am an athiest/nihilist, I don't believe in spirits, souls, heaven, hell, god, satan, purgatory, zeus, buddah, fuckin nothing....I believe once we're dead we're dead, that's it...Game Over man, Game this point a good amount of you believers out there might be thinking "well if he doesn't believe then where does he think we came from?"...well I can sit here and make up some random theory about how it could've been possible if this and that happened, but instead I'll just state what I know...which is fucking nothing just like the rest of us, so right now who gives a shit lets focus more on where we're going right now, on a lighter like long walks on the beach and blah blah me up with a message I'm always up for a good conversation/

*There's this girl I have a thing for...she's everything I need...everything I want...and more than I could've dreamed of...I would do anything it takes just to be with her...I believe there is something we share that is both very strong and very's something worth fighting to the end's something I wouldn't trade anything in the world for...Greedy as it may be I still long for more between us...I wish for us to be brought together...Then who knows, together we might unlock the key to happyness in this world...It's kinda wierd...i find that most of the things I'm doing to strive for a better life are because of her, even though she is not around...she makes me want to better myself and my world, and not only for myself but for her as well...All I really know is I will do everything in my power to protect the people I care about...And I refuse to be surprised when I hear my own eulogy...*

Age: 22Year of birth: 1989Month of birth: 6Day of birth: 5

Gender: male

What do you do?: Something in between

Place of living: USA-Florida

Exact place of living: Fuckin' Wildwood

Favorite URL:

Elfpack crew wannabe: No

gothgrungeheavy metal
new agepunkrap

Other interests
beerbookscard games
catschasing the preferred sexchess
crime storiesdancingdrinks
role playingscifislacking

Civil status: strange

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Body shape: thin

Height: 168

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