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Joey18 (http://www.fictionpress.com/~aquadraegon)

Member #34634 created: 2005-11-27 20:50:08Simple URL: http://www.elfpack.com/joey18   
Email: Joey1889@aim.com

Name: Joe Goode

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Black Hair. A little chubby. Blue Greenish eyes. I have been studying the religion of Wicca for about 2 years now. I like bands like Simple Plan and Green Day. I'm a sophmore in high school. I want to be a writer when I'm an adult.
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Read this. I'm not jewish or christian but I am gay and I do believe that ppl should be happy. And it is something to think about if you think being gay is wrong.

Laura Schlessinger is a US radio personality, who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show. On her radio show recently, she said that as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination, according to Leviticus 18:22, and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following response is

an open letter to Dr Laura, penned by a US resident, which was posted on the Internet.
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Dear Dr. Laura:

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that with as many people as I can.

When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination...end of debate.

I do need some advice from you however, regarding some other elements of God's Laws and how to follow them.

1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness - Lev. 15:19-24. The problem is how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

4. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev. 1:9. The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

5. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states that he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself, or should I ask the police to do it?

6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination - Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homesexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this? Are there 'degrees' of abomination?

7. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle-room here?

8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?

9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? Lev. 24:10-16. Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair, like we do with people who sleep witn their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy considerable expertise in such matters, so I am confident that you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.

your adoring fan,





10th grade
As I sat there in English class, I stared at the girl next to me. She was my so called "best friend". I stared at her long, silky hair, and wished she was mine. But she didn't notice me like that, and I knew it. After class, she walked up to me and asked me for the notes she had missed the day before and handed them to her. She said "thanks" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I wanted to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.



11th grade
The phone rang. On the other end, it was her. She was in tears, mumbling on and on about how her love had broke her heart. She asked me to come over because she didn't want to be alone, so I did. As I sat next to her on the sofa, I stared at her soft eyes, wishing she was mine. After 2 hours, one Drew Barrymore movie, and three bags of chips, she decided to go to sleep. She looked at me, said "thanks" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.



Senior year
The day before prom she walked to my locker. My date is sick" she said; he's not going to go well, I didn't have a date, and in 7th grade, we made a promise that if neither of us had dates, we would go together just as "best friends". So we did. Prom night, after everything was over, I was standing at her front door step. I stared at her as she smiled at me and stared at me with her crystal eyes. I want her to be mine, but she isn't think of me like that, and I know it. Then she said "I had the best time, thanks!" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.



Graduation Day
A day passed, then a week, then a month. Before I could blink, it was graduation day. I watched as her perfect body floated like an angel up on stage to get her diploma. I wanted her to be mine, but she didn't notice me like that, and I knew it. Before everyone went home, she came to me in her smock and hat, and cried as I hugged her. Then she lifted her head from my shoulder and said, "you're my best friend, thanks" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.



A Few Years Later
Now I sit in the pews of the church. That girl is getting married now. I watched her say "I do" and drive off to her new life, married to another man. I wanted her to be mine, but she didn't see me like that, and I knew it. But before she drove away, she came to me and said "you came!". She said "thanks" and kissed me on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.



Funeral
Years passed, I looked down at the coffin of a girl who used to be my "best friend". At the service, they read a diary entry she had wrote in her high school years. This is what it read: I stare at him wishing he was mine, but he doesn't notice me like that, and I know it. I want to tell him, I want him to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love him but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why. I wish he would tell me he loved me! `I wish I did too...` I thought to my self, and I cried.



moral: be who you are and say what you feel cuz those who mind dont matter and those who matter dont mind


   
  99 Things about me.
001: Name: Joseph Goode
002: NickName: Joe and Joey
003: Country of living: United States
004: Shoe Size: 10
005: Birthday: July 18
006: Hair Color: Black
007: Eye Color: Blue greenish
008: School/Work: sophomore in high school
009: Smoke: twice but not anymore
010: Hobbys: hanging with friends and reading
011: Brothers/Sisters: 4 sisters
012: Relationship: no
013: Piercings:no
014: Tattos: no
015: Favorite country to go to: Ireland or brittan
016: Are there people you wont reply to: yes
017: Nicest person(s) you met this year: Not sure.
018: Person(s) you rather not have met: no one
019: Who would you like to meet: Alexander the Great
020: Who do you admire most: a lot of people
021: Most sexy person(s): Not sure.
023: Favorite car: Don't have one
024: Favorite Movie: A lot but one of my all time favorites has to be Harry Potter and the Goblet of fire.
025: Favorite Book: Harry Potter and sweep seieres. Don't make me choose.
026: Favorite Music: punk
027: Favorite Stuffed Toy: Don't have any stuffedd toys.
028: Favorite cd: Don't have one.
029: Favorite Magazine: Don't have one.
030: Favorite sound: The sound of a furnace on a cold winters day.
031: Favorite Tv Show: Charmed
032: Favorite writer: J.K. Rowling and Cate Tierman
033: Favorite Nickname: Joe
034: What is on your mouse: The word "DELL".
035: What is under your bed: thrash from oh about the last two weeks.
036: Favorite Color : Blue
037: Favorite song: Bolivard of Broken Dreams
038: Favorite song at this moment: Bolivard of Broken Dreams.
039: Favorite Food: Hard Shell Tacos at the moment.
040: Favorite class in school: Ancient World History
041: Favorite Drink: Mountain Dew Live Wire... and Root Beer
042: Lucky Number: 18
043: What do you think is the greatist about yourself: My sense of humor.
044: What deodorant do you use: Old Spice
045: Favorite Shoes: Don't have one.
046: What time do you go to bed on weekdays: Recently 9:30 ish usually 11:00.
047: What word do you use most: like.
048: Most romantic moment in your life: ..................................
049: Most embarassing moment in your life: Not Telling.
050: You spend your time outside or inside: inside unfortuantley.
051: What do you do in the weekends: hang with my friends, watch tv, be lazy.
052: What class in school do/did you dislike most: Biology.
053: Your Breakfast: Different everyday DUH.
054: What do you really, really dislike to eat: Brocoli
055: Pets: 3 Dogs. Have to take care of everyone of them too.
056: Laugh or dream: dream.
057: Serious or funny: serious
058: Fast or slow: fast.
059: You prefer being alone or have relationship with someone: both
060: Simple or complicated: complicated
061: Cremated or Buried when you die: Not sure but I have years to worry about that... I hope.
063: Stay up late or go to bed early: Recently early.
064: Light or dark?: Both
065: Speak or Silence: Both
066: Do you like a Tall or small guys: Dosen't matter
067: Newspaper or Television: television
068: Hug or kiss: both
069: Happy or Sad: happy
070: Life or Death: life
071: Gig or Disco: Neither
072: Left or Right: Right
073: do u like fire: Part of me does and part of me dosen't
074: Brunets or Blondes: either
075: What would you ask God if you could ask him 1 single question: .......   076: You believe in reincarnation: Yes
077: You believe in Aliens: Yes
078: When you die, what will be your last words: To all i love and care about good-bye
079: Does true love exist: Not quite sure
080: How many kids would you like to have: 0
081: What is the one thing you can't stand: People poping their Knecks or knuckles,
082: Best feeling: Joy.
083: Worst feeling in the world: Self-Doubt
084: What are you afraid of: Death.
085: Are you an emotional person: Yes
086: Do you ever cry during a movie: yes
087: Your goal in life: To acomplish something big.
088: What was the promise you made to yourself at New Years Eve: Didn't make one.
089: Favorite art-artist: none
090: As what animal would you like to come back as: Crow.
091: What is the most beautiful part on the female body: ???
092: Most original place to ask your love to marry you: While their driving down a busy highway on a windy day.
093:What do you think of Elftown: it is cool
094: Is there something you miss about elftown: no
095: Where did you get this question list: i took it from [tink55]
096: Besides elftown, what do you do most on your PC: Talk on aim and web surf.
097: Whats the most annoying thing that people ask you: Do you worship the devil? No I'm Wiccan not a Satanist nor would i ever condisdering being one!!!
098: Do you get in trouble a lot: Yes.
099: Are you religious? No.


A white man yells to a black man. "Hey colored boy! You're blockin my view."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black"
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this in your house if you are against raciasim.


  

Age: 19Year of birth: 1989Month of birth: 7Day of birth: 18

Gender: male

What do you do?: Studying

Place of living: USA-Iowa

Known languages
English

Elfpack crew wannabe: No

Music
alternativepunkrock

Other interests
boardgamesbookscard games
chasing the preferred sexpartyscifi
writing

Civil status: single

Sexual preference: same sex

Body shape: plump

Height: 170


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