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Member #28445 created: 2005-09-17 14:27:57Simple URL:   

Name: Robert Quelch



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hia ppl i am here to look 4 a long term relashon with buterfull girl 
i do still love some 1 and thay no who thay r but i dont no wether it wood still work be tween us.



hi im rob i am 5"2 dark blond hair and im 20 of age,greenyblue eyes,gd looking great body most ppl think so anyway.
i have 6 brothers and 2 sisters and another 1 on the way i work at at a pub in felthem now.
some of me cuzons play this band.
if u want to no more info cum and send me an emaill thanks u.

i am nice and kind.
fun loveing love talking to people.
u will find out more about me later.

i am worth $1,325,332 on

OR 69


Love is a gamble,
sex is a game
Guys do the wild thing and girls take the blame
One night of pleasure and nine months of pain
Three days in a hospital and a baby to name
He'll say you're sexy, he'll say you're fit
Those nine months later he'll say "he ain't mine"
She'll struggle her way up the ladder of success
Only to find men looking up her dress lol.

Smoke a smoke
Not a butt
Fuck a virgin
Not a slut.

Sex is bad
Sex is a sin
Sins are forgiven
So stick it in.

If guys had they periods
They would compare the size of their tampons!

Mental anxiety,
Mental breakdowns,
Menstrual cramps,
Did you ever notice how all girls' problems begin with MEN!

Roses are red,
Violets are corny,
When I think of you
Ohh baby I get horny,
Eat me,
Beat me,
Bite me,
Blow me,
Suck me,
Fuck me,
Very slowly,
if you kiss me,
dont be sassy,
I will use my tongue and make it nasty!!!!
this all about me gf nikebabe

[Answer This]
1.Who are you?  kayleigh( ur gf)
2. Are we friends? ye (more than friends)
3. When and how did we meet? meat on here and it was july the 20th 2004
4. Do you have a crush on me? ye

6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. my sexy bum baby prince coz he is.
7. Describe me in one
8. What was your first impression? nice
9. Do you still think that way about me now?ye but even more
10. What reminds you of me? a song and ted
11. If you could give me anything what would it be? my heart
12. How well do you know me? very
13. When's the last time you saw me?now
14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? no
15. Did you message me just because of how i look?no
16. If i had something stuck in my teeth would you tell me?ye

18. Do you smoke?ye
19. Could you keep a secret? ye
20. What's your fav color? pink and blue

23. Do you think im hott? ye very
24. Are you going to put this on your house and see what I say about you? dnt no lol

this was my gf who answerd my question

~the way 2 a girls heart~
1 . Tell her she is beautiful, not hot, fine, or sexy.
2 . Hold her hand at any moment even if it just for a second.
3 . Kiss her on the forehead.
4 . Leave her voice messages to wake up to.
5 . Always tell her you love her at any and all times.
6 . When she is upset hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you.
7 . Recognize the small things . . . They usually mean the most.
8 . Call her sweetie, baby, or honey. (or darling)
9 . Sing to her no matter how horrible your voice is.
10 . Pick her over all the other girls you hang out with.
11 . Write her notes. {she loves them}
12 . Introduce her to family and friends as your girlfriend.
13 . Play with her hair.
14 . Pick her up, tickle her and play-wrestle with her.
15 . Sit in the park and just talk to her.
16 . Tell her funny jokes.. tell her stupid jokes.. just tell her jokes.
17 . Throw pebbles at her window in the middle of the night just because you missed her.
18 . Let her fall asleep in your arms.
19 . Carve your names into a tree.
20 . If she's mad at you, kiss her.
21 . Give her piggyback rides.
22 . Bring her flowers just because.
23 . Treat her the same around your friends as you do when you are alone.
24 . Look her in the eyes and smile.
25 . Let her take as many pictures of you as she wants. (that way she will always have you around even when you aren't there...and she can always see your smiling face)
26 . Slow dance with her, even if there isn't any music playing.
27 . Kiss her in the rain.
28 . If you're in love with her . . . tell her

I wanna give you a hug but,
a hug leads to a kiss,
a kiss leads to a lick,
a lick leads to a suck,
and a suck leads to a fuck.
hmm... wanna hug?!

!!!°The way a guy should treat a girl!!!
[°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸ °º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸°º¤ø]
Put your arms around her waist and whisper in her ear
[°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸ °º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸ °º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸°º¤ø]
Make her feel wanted every chance you get
[°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸ °º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸ °º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸°º¤ø]
Hold her close when she's cold
[°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸ °º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸ °º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸°º¤ø]
When you are alone hold her close and kiss her
[°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸ °º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸ °º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸°º¤ø]
Kiss her on the tip of her nose
(it will give her the hint that you want to kiss them)
[°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸ °º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸ °º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸°º¤ø]
While in the movie, put your arm around her
and then she will automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin and kiss her lightly
[°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸ °º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸ °º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸°º¤ø]
When she complains that her neck/ shoulders hurts massage it for her
[°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸ °º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸ °º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸°º¤ø]
When people diss her stand up for her
[°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸ °º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸ °º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸°º¤ø]
deep into her eyes and tell her you love her
[°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸ °º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸ °º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸°º¤ø]
Lay down under the stars and put her head on your chest so she can listen
to the steady beat of your heart,
Link your fingers together while you whisper to her as she rests her eyes and listens to you

*When i first saw you...
i was afraid to -talk- to you*
*When i first talked to you...
i was afraid to -like- you*
*When i first liked you...
i was afraid to -love- you*
*Now that i love you...
I'm afraid to -lose- you

[nikebabe] i love her 2 bits she is my girl friend and she is great 2 get along with she loves me very much and i no that i love u babe

all about me gf nikebabe

i love nikebabe for ever and ever as married

A Guy and a Girl Are going 90 on a motorcycle down a road

Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!

Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.

*Girl hugs him*

Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.

(In the paper the next day)

A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but
only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his
breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved
him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even
though it meant that he would die.

If you love someone this much copy and paste this onto your page</b>


Age: 20Year of birth: 1988Month of birth: 7Day of birth: 14

Gender: male

What do you do?: Studying

Place of living: United Kingdom-England-London

Exact place of living: felthem

Known languages

Elfpack crew wannabe: Yes

hip hoppoprap

Other interests

Civil status: single

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Body shape: normal

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