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Emmz (Wellcome to the world of slagdom.Chavs r de best!)

Member #26718 created: 2005-08-21 17:36:01Simple URL:   

Name: Wouldnt you like to know!



Steph-Fanny,Rih-Mavis,Hol-Bush n me Em-Bum


The pink panther crew again but im takin da pic n mattys in der!

Birmingham City Football club)

Dis is Holly shes me best m8 eva u mess wiv her u mess wiv me, n den on da right its ME im ugly yeh i know u dont av to tell me i anit fick.

If you had me alone, locked up in your room for 24 hours, and I had to do whatever you wanted me to do, what would you do with me? Post this in your house. You might be surprised at the answers you get

Lifes a bitch
Then u die
So fuck the world
Lets get high
We are stoners
We have class
Mess with us
We'll kick ur ass
So to all u preps that think ur cool go to hell cause STONERS RULE!

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B= beautiful
I= individual
T= That
C= Causes
H= Hardens

B - Babe
I - In
T - Total
C - Control of
H - Him

B = Beautiful
I = Intelligent
T = Talented
C = Charming
H = Hell of a Woman

B = Beautiful
I = Individual
T = That
C = Can
H = Handle anything

Im Not A Bitch!
And Mizz BITCH!
To You!

1. Give me your number?
2. Have sex with me?
3. Let me kiss you?
4. Watch a movie with me?
5. Let me take you out to dinner?
6. Drive me somewhere/anywhere?
7. Take a shower with me?
8. Be my bf/gf?
9. Have a fling with me?
10. Buy me a drink if i didnt have money?
11. Take me home for the night?
12. Would you let me sleep in your bed?
13. Sing car kareoke w/ me?
14. Re-post this for me to answer your questions?
15. Do you think im attractive, sexy, or hot?
16. Do you like my style?
17. Do you think im funny?
18. Do you care about me?
19. Would you dance with me?
20. Would you sing happy birthday to me?

1.Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Do you have a crush on me?
5. Would you kiss me?
6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
7. Describe me in one word.
8. What was your first impression?
9. Do you still think that way about me now?
10. What reminds you of me?
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
12. How well do you know me?
13. When's the last time you saw me?
14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
15. Did you message me just because of how i look?
16. If i had something stuck in my teeth would you tell me?
17. Do you cyber?
18. Do you smoke?
19. Could you keep a secret?
20. What's your fav color?
21. Would You ever date me?
22. would you ever fuck me?
23. Do you think im hott?
24. Are you going to put this on your house and see what I say about you?

Take my hand
Off we go
To the room
Shut the door
Hit the lights
Grab me close
Raise me up
Kiss me slow
Lips tongues touch
In a dance
I’m turned on
By your glance
Hands slide up
To my neck
In my hair
Pull me back
Trail your lips
Down the path
One plus one
Do the math
One kiss here
One lick there
Two hard nipples
Equals wet underwear
Lick me slow
Suck you deep
Make me cum
Till I’m asleep
Lose your pants
Take my shirt
Nipples so hard
That they hurt
Slide my panties
With your teeth
Not just wet
But soft heat
Take your dick
In my hands
Better get ready
I’ve got plans
Raise me up
Over your face
Put your tongue
In that place
Spread me open
Part my lips
While I kiss
On your hips
Take you in
I’m open wide
You taste me
I’m so high
Suck your tip
Flick my clit
This sixty nine
Is so exquisite
Take you deeper
Make me moan
Feel my lips
At your bone
Tongue me softly
Feel my flow
Now how fast
Can I go
Back and forth
Up and down
Swirl your tongue
Round and round
Feel you all
In my depth
Can’t seem to
Catch my breath
Stroke your shaft
Hit my spot
Make you harder
Make me hot
While you search
Seek to find
The pleasure in
This tongue grind
I’m taking you
All the way
Through the night
Into the day
I’m getting close
To the end
But I’m getting
My second wind
Suck you smooth
Jack you tight
All that cum
Is mine tonight
You’re getting tense
Back is arched
Throat is dry
Now I’m parched
I can’t wait
For another minute
Cum for me
Give me it
That’s it, baby
Give to me
Let it go
Set it free
Oh my God
What’ve you done?
Baby now I’m
About to cum
Ooh don’t stop
I can’t believe
We’ve cum together

Check out my own website and tell me what you think.

Sticks and stones may break my bones,
But whips and chains excite me.
So throw me down
And tie me up,
And show how much u like me!!!

Sex is not the answer!
Sex is the question!!
Yes is the answer!!!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Condoms break
So watch who you screw!!!

Have fun in the sun
Get laid in the shade!

I wanna give you a hug but,
a hug leads to a kiss,
a kiss leads to a lick,
a lick leads to a suck,
and a suck leads to a fuck.
hmm...wanna hug!?!


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..c(")(")..<<<happy bunny

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.C(")(").<<<bunny on crack

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.C(")(").<<<bunny who says "Oh Shit"

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.c(")(").<<<bunny who saw u mom naked

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.C(")(").<<<bunny who says "I'm Telling Mom!"

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C(")(")<<<DEAD BUNNY

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C(")(") annoyed bunny

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.C(")(") no...i don't want the cookie....i want ur mom lol.

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.C(")(") Whats going on! It wasn't me!

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.C(")(") SHIT!

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.( 'o' ).
.C(")(") Im tellin' yo mama!

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.C(")(") i dont care.....

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.C(")(") oOo death reeks

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.C(")(") im definitley tellin yo momma!!!

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.C(")(") Lets all just be happy and get naked!!!

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.C(")(") oOo there's money involved?

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.C(")(") u didn't see anything...k?

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(il),-'' (li),' ((!.-' GrRrRr...Im DaNgErOuS!


Elfpack titles and orders
Crazy kid

Dream of the wind.
Blowing you around.

Dream of the sun.
Shining down.

Dream of the moon.
Shing bright.

Dream of the birds.
Saying good night.


There were two black guys.they went into the shop jjb.The one black guy tried on a bag. He turned around to the other and black guy and went.Does my bomb look big in this?

A little saying!!

Mc Donalds is like sex, im lovin it1

Advert changed!

Instead of:
Ripe , Slip , Brush , Aww!
Theres a new one:
Ripe , Slip , Fuck , Aww!

Im INSANE for a chav!

[thecat] Grant is a safe m8 hes funny as fuck!

[SeXyBiAtCh] Steph is well kwl shes in da pink panthers..nicknamed Steph-Fanny lol!

[dogcrap] Charlotte is safe shes a true chav funny to fuck n iz da best!

[zazanutcracka] Sara is me bum chum at kube whens she not grounded lol..nah shes safe really!

[loverlad] Hes fit safe an kwl mess wiv him u mess wiv me lol!

[driverboy] Cause hes fit n g8 to talk 2!

[*$*amy_jade*$*] She is 1 proper chav man safe to da bone!

[show-car-saxo] He is safe fit n g8 to talk to hes wicked 4 a chav!

[+boothy+] Hez 1 sound person!

[x-x..BeKa..x-x] Shes really pretty n shes safe!

[ily---x] Shes 1 sound chav dat knows how to av a gud time!

Age: 17Year of birth: 1991Month of birth: 11Day of birth: 23

Gender: female

What do you do?: Something in between

Place of living: United Kingdom-England

Exact place of living: Somewere..Nice - Tamworth

Known languages

Elfpack crew wannabe: No

hip hoppoprap

Other interests

Civil status: single

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Body shape: thin

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