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celebrate0203 (in the mood is what mood i am in)

Member #23227 created: 2005-07-12 01:38:25Simple URL:   

Name: Krystal

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Well their really an't much to say but i am not a girly-girl.I am pretty much a tom boy i can do anything a guy can do.I like riding dirtbikes,racing,hunting,fishing,going to the movies,hanging out with friends,an just having fun and parting! If you don't like a girl with an attitude that knows what she wants and won't stop till she gets it then don't talk to me! Well that is all i have to say oh an if you are one of those guys that think they are all that get a damn grip man you an't the best guy in the whole wide world their are prabably guys out their that are a whole lot better than you are,but just not look as good! Besides looks don't even matter for those people who thinks looks is a big deal fuck off!

oh here are some cool blond jokes! sorry blondes:

Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Humpme Dumpme......

Q:Did u hear about the new blonde paint?
A: It's not real bright, but it's cheap, and spreads easy.
Q: What is the best thing about getting a blow job from a Spice Girl?
A: 10 minutes of silence.
Q: What do you do if a spice girl hurls a grenade at you ?
A: Take out the pin and throw it back
Q: What did the Spice girls mum say to her daughters date ?
A: If you're not in bed by 11 go home.

Q: What do you call a spice girl behind a steering wheel ?
A: An air-bag.

Q. What's the difference between an intelligent Spice Girl and a UFO?
A. Dunno - never seen either!

Q: What is the difference between a Spice Girl and a 747?
A: Not everyone has been inside a 747.
Q Why do the Spice Girls smile when there's lightning ?
A: They think they are getting their photo taken.

Q: A blonde and the Spice Girls jumped off the Empire State building. Who landed first?
A: The blonde - the Spice Girls had to stop and ask directions !

Q How many Spice Girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, they only screw in cars.

Q: What do a turtle and a spice girl have in common?
A: Put them on their back and they're both screwed

Q: Why do Spice Girls have TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes go in first.

Q: Why do Spice Girls have TGIF on their shirts?
A: Tits go in front.

Q: Why don't Spice Girls eat bananas?
A: They can't find the zipper.

Q: How do you know when a Spice Girl has been making chocolate chip cookies?
A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.

Q: What does a Spice Girl and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.  Submitted by JFS


if anyone else has any other favorite jokes leave me a massage i would glady love a laugh........
-------oh man ya'll have got to get the new NICKELBACK cd it rocks like hell!

ok i got this from a guy on here it is so cool an i am reposting it i think it is the best true story that i auctualy believe! here it is thatnk you for posting this in the first place.......
    True Story.

A religion teacher assigned her class an essay on what makes a good Christian. One student wrote about praying nightly, say no to abortion, banning gay marriage, and donating money. The other student wrote about talking to God and allowing people to enjoy their lives, and supporting gay marriage.

The day the teacher was to hand the papers back, she called up the second student and told him she would pray for him when he went to hell. The student asked why would he be going to hell, and why he got an F on his paper. The teacher told him that Catholisim is against gay marriage. The student looked at her for a minute, then said aloud, "I'm gay." The teacher kicked him out of class as if he had said fuck or worshipped Satan.

A girl in the back of class who had a boyfriend and was obviously straight got up and left too.

* If you would leave the classroom, repost this. It doesn't matter if you're straight, bi, or gay. It doesn't matter if you're Catholic or not. Everyone is a human being and deserves happiness. *

    -he is right everyone in the world deserves happieness no matter what religion,culture,lifestyle you live in no one should be unhappy because of what they do whatever goes on behind their closed door is their own buissness an no one should be put down for the way they wanna be that is who makes them!

[Ok so i have wrote something just about me an my life an love i thought of it about 12
:18am this mornining 11/29/05 truely i have never wrote naything in my whole entire life that was not for schhol or reall about me well ok here it goes:(sorry if puncuation is wronge)

Comments on how it was please message me!

-HE Says He Loves you-
He says he loves you,
What’s a girl suppose to do?
She doesn’t know whom to turn to,
She has nothing else left to loose;
Family, Friends, Boyfriends have left nothing but a bruise,
He says he loves you,
I cry, I think I love you too
She doesn’t know what she should do,
Father says he loves you,
But he lies to you and leaves you a bruise,
He says he loves you,
Is there a way you can prove?
I cry for you, cause I know what you do,
Should I have to choose mom or dad?
I only have one then the two I had,
It can't be so bad,
He says he loves you,
Maybe he is the one for you,
Honey I think I love you too,
Baby, please don’t leave a bruise,
Wait, I have got nothing else but you,
Please baby I need you,
He says I love you,
Maybe just maybe it's true,
He says he loves you,
After everything we've been through,
I cry I love you too.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Age: 17Year of birth: 1991Month of birth: 7Day of birth: 26

Gender: female

What do you do?: Something in between

Place of living: USA-North Carolina

Exact place of living: In School

Known languages

Elfpack crew wannabe: No

adult popcountrygoth
heavy metalhip hopjazz
new agepoppunk

Other interests
carschasing the preferred sexcooking
role playingshoppingsporting
travellingwatching sportwine

Civil status: involved

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Body shape: normal

Height: 156

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