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Sourpuss. (im back :))

Member #17520 created: 2005-05-12 18:11:25Simple URL:   

Name: Sourpuss.



I look NOTHING like this now

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I am from CALIFORNIA which means...

-Everyone hates cops.

-I live next door to mexicans.

-Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours.

- I say "like" and "for sure" and "siiick" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and "holla" and "hella"(Nor Cal only) and "faded" and "stoked" and "fo sho" and I say them often.

- I know what real cheese & avocados taste like.

-All the porn you watch is made here, cause we fuck better and thats how it is.

- I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear.

- I can wear sandals all year long.

- I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore".

- I know 65 mph really means 100.

- When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and high speed chase cause we dont fuck around on the road.

- The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you live close enough to the border).

-You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code.

- I might get looked at funny by locals when I'm on vacation in their state, but when they find out I'm from California I turn into a Greek GOD.

- We don't stop at stop signs... we do a "california roll"
No cop no stop baby!

- I can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day.

- All the TV shows you "other" states watch get filmed here.

-We're the Golden State. Not the Cheese State. Not the Garden State.....GOLDEN!!!

- We have In-N-Out (Arizona and Vegas are lucky we share that with them).

- I have the most representation in the House of Representatives.

- The best athletes come from Cali.

-Every good band comes from Cali.

-We call it soda, not pop.

-We have 3 NFL teams..Raiders, 49er's, Chargers.

-Other countries hate the united states but they love us.

FRIENDS:Will stand by you while you piss.
CALIFORNIA FRIENDS: Will shine a spotlight on you while your
drunk ass is taking a piss in the bushes.
FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
CALIFORNIA FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell
them about the fat chick you tried to pick up
FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and
hope that no one is late for the ride home.
CALIFORNIA FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen, and set
up rally points.
FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did
was wrong.
CALIFORNIA FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying,
Damn...that shit was fun "
FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it
CALIFORNIA FRIENDS: Steal each other's stuff so often nobody
remembers who bought the shit in the first place.
FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night
stand and leave them alone.
CALIFORNIA FRIENDS: Will Crawl naked into the room with a
camera and hope for the tag team.
FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
CALIFORNIA FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd
is doing.
CALIFORNIA FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left
FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
CALIFORNIA FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"
FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get
tossed out of the bar.
CAJLIFORNIA FRIENDS: Will buck up and go after the bouncer for
touching you on the way out.
FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that
night, and are sorry you couldn't come.
CALIFORNIA FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you,
drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all night.
FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've
had enough.
CALIFORNIA FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the
place and say, "You better drink the rest of that shit, that's alcohol abuse.. party foul"
FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week.
CALIFORNIA FRIENDS: Can't begin to remember who owes who money after taking care of each other for so long.
FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore".
CALIFORNIA FRIENDS: Will say "okay, just one more..." and then
2 minutes later throw up everywhere.
FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit
about you.
CALIFORNIA FRIENDS: Will knock them the Fuck out!!
FRIENDS: Will ignore this

<img:>[a big cat can kill you but a little pussy never hurt.]

[92% percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you are one of the 8% who would be laughing your ass off.]
*taco bell
*loving people
*pretty models on the cover of magazines
*correcting people
*risking everything for the ones i love

*the people w/ no minds of themselves
*the people who label themselves
*the feeling i get when something bad is going to happen
*withdrawl headaches
*teen angst
*trusting the wrong people

i live my life by my rules.

"Speak No Words - Scream The Feeling."

Many People refer to me as sourpuss. long story n if your like to know just ask. i currently live in West Covina California... but im constantly moving. i live my life one day at a time n try not to get ahead of myself... i love attention because im used to it... i love glitter n glamour.. i love to play pretend.
Rainbows Make me happy.
At times im sort of immature in a mature mannor.
People think they know me but no one will ever really know me.
i have many different personalities but im not bipolar or anything.
lets dance n play games.
let's have a picnic in a cemetary.
Smoke slow and make the drags worth while.

<center> [I Hate Girls! So if your a girl... dnt talk to me unless u want to be my sex slave.]


*glitter makes the world prettier.*

[The Names Sourpuss. Hear Me Roar.
Life’s an adventure…make it last.
Raindows are pretty.
I do what i want not what i should.
I act like summer and i walk like rain.
I live life like a crazy woman about to kill you.
Lucky charms are good.
“Life’s a random lottery of meaningless tragedies in the series of near escapes”-reality bites
I don’t talk shit. I talk the truth.
If you don’t like me, leave me alone.
But dont worry you'll love me.
If Your gonna compliment me.
tell me something specific.
what makes me hot?
im tried of "hey sexy." or"your hot"
its getting old boys!
If you dont know me, don’t act like u do.
Im not bitch. Im nice. Just don’t piss me off
Have fun.


[the adicts]
the almost
amy whinehouse
armor for sleep
the beatles
[bikini kill]
the blood brothers
the bravery
[bloc party]
[the birthday massacre]
[Cheap Sex]
[Christian death]
The Cure
the cranberries
[Dir En Grey]
dustin kensrue
[The Dresden dolls]
death cab for cutie
dirty sanchez
[the distillers]
The Fitness
The Fray
[Gravey Train]
Guns N' Roses
Gym Class heroes
Head Automatica
[bettY page]
Immortal Technique
Ima Robot
Janis Joplin
Johnny Cash
Jedi Mind Tricks
[Le Tigre]
Lily Allen
[lower class brats]
Moving Units
No Doubt
[the new york dolls]
[peppermint creeps]
The postal Service
Red hot chili peppers
Regina Spektor
[shiny toy guns]
[siouxsie and the banshees]
[switchblade syphony]
The Sounds
The Start
[the skeptix]
[tegan and sara]
The Transplants
[Violent femmes]
[yeah yeah yeahs]
and many many many more....

Age: 103Month of birth: 9Day of birth: 11

Gender: female

What do you do?: Something in between

Place of living: USA-California

Exact place of living: Awesome!!!

Known languages

Elfpack crew wannabe: No

grungehip hopnew age
popprogressive metalpunk

Other interests

Civil status: involved

Sexual preference: both sexes

Body shape: fat

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