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monkeytools (going awol)

Member #11344 created: 2005-03-07 08:47:10Simple URL: http://www.elfpack.com/monkeytools   
Email: monkeytools@hotmail.co.uk

Name: Rowan

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Sex-monsterCrazy kid

Description:
Im 17, normal height and build, did have blue hair its now blonde again but going blue soon.

Fav bands (as of this week ot till i can be fucked to update my profile):

Muse
AC/DC
Limp Bizkit
Feeder
Green Day
Blink 182
Linkin Park
Exploited
Rammstein
Offspring
Blur
Nirvana
The vines
sex pistols
Queens of the stone age
Foo Fighters

1) Dated one of your best friends: Yea big mistake
2) Loved/Liked: Yea of course,lol
3) Cried: not recently
4) Drank alcohol: yup
5) Done drugs: nope
6) Broken the law: lol aint sayin nothing
7) Broken a bone:yup, most of them at least 1nce
8) Cheated on a test: not rly, wer too easy so didnt need to
9) Skinny dipped: nope
10) Played Truth or Dare: yup
11)Ridden in a fire truck: nope
12) Come close to dying: yup every day
13) Burned yourself: yup and i blimin hurts!
14) Given someone a piggy back/shoulder ride: cant remember, i probs dropped them
15) Eaten a worm/mud pie: nope
16) Stayed up till four on the phone: not normally
17) Tipped over a port-a-potty: nope
18)Fell asleep while eating: yup
19) Met someone famous: yea, jenson button
20) Been in a school play: yea, but hated it
21) Cried in public: note, swear in public tho
22) Seen someone die: yes, dnt advise watching it
23) been in a fist fight: o yes
24) given someone a bruise: silly question

25) gotten a bruise:another silly question
26) knocked somone out: yup, was fun : )
27) been knocked out: yup lots not so much fun
28) flipped any vehicles: tried to
29) cut someone: not rly
30) been cut: yup
31) burnt any buildings down:no comment
32) sex in public: no but sound radical so may try
33) mooned someone: once
34) acted kidnapped in a car: no,lol
35) flashed someone:nope
36) kissed an ass: nope
37) blew something up:yup, ammonium nitrate pellets, they make a good bang
38) caught your yard on fire: nope
39) threw a firecracker at someone: lol no comment
40) been in any wars: not rly, am working on it
41) stayed up all night: most nights
42) slept all day:yup
43) watched the sunrise: normally asleep
44) rode a motorcycle: yup, nearly broke it
45) driven a car: Yea
46) wrecked a car: um..... yea, dam trees
47) gotten a tity twister: ye it fukin hurts
48) given a tity twister: yup but then he knocked me out
49) posed for a nude pic: not whillst sober
50) been suspended: nope
51) been expelled: no just walked out of school and never went back
52) been arrested: no comment
53) been in jail:nope, not yet



PUT AN (x) IN FRONT OF THE THINGS THAT YOU HAVE NEVER DONE BEFORE
AND A (_) ON THE THINGS THAT YOU HAVE DONE AT LEAST ONCE.

I NEVER
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DRUNK
(X) I NEVER HAVE SMOKED POT
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(X) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) I NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
(X) I NEVER BEEN TO JAPAN
(_) I NEVER RODE IN A TAXI
(X) I NEVER HAD ANAL SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
(X) I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPED
(_) I NEVER SHOPLIFTED
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FIRED
(_) I NEVER BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(X) I NEVER HAD A THREESOME
(_) I NEVER BEEN SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE
(X) I NEVER BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
(X) I NEVER BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING (why id do that i dnt no)
(X) I NEVER PISSED ON MYSELF


(X) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) I NEVER BEEN ARRESTED
(X) I NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(X) I NEVER STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(X) I NEVER WENT ON A BLIND DATE
(_) I NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND
(X) I NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER (all the teachers at my school were gross)
(_) I NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL
(X) I NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
(_) I NEVER WALKED IN ON FRIENDS HAVING SEX (try not to)
(X) I NEVER WALKED IN ON MY PARENTS HAVING SEX
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN CAUGHT HAVING SEX
(_) I NEVER LIED JUST TO COVER MY OWN ASS
(_)I NEVER TOLD SOMEONE I LOVED THEM JUST TO MAKE ME OR THEM FEEL BETTER OR LIED ABOUT LOVEING SOMEONE PERIOD
(_) I NEVER BEEN TO A DIFFERENT COUNTRY

(X) I NEVER BEEN EXPELLED/SUSPENDED








thats pretty much all of my life so now you know me better than i do,lol. Thats if u got so far to be able to read this, if u did give yourself a pat on the back




Age: 17Year of birth: 1988Month of birth: 9Day of birth: 12

Gender: male

What do you do?: Something in between

Place of living: United Kingdom-England

Exact place of living: depends where you are

Known languages
English

Elfpack crew wannabe: Yes

Music
grungeheavy metalprogressive metal
punkrock

Other interests
artbeerboardgames
card gamescarpentrycars
chasing the preferred sexchesseating
gamblinggeographyhunting
physicspoliticsrole playing
slackingsportingwatching sport

Civil status: single

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Body shape: normal

Height: 160


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