http://www.you
this is a link to the only online video of me, so if your curious....giv
p.s can i please not, that this was shot, right after my snakebites had been done, hence my lip looks really swollen
(its not actually that big in real life)
ladies and gentlemen,,,
i present to you the worlds most retarded elfpacker!
[Delete_Me]
(and to think,, he actually tried to TALK to me.)
In Two Minds
Welcome to my broken mind,
In this place my thoughts reside,
Only darkness, troubled times,
A place filled with anguished crys.
I fight a daily battle,
Sometimes I sit and cry,
To beat these strange old voices,
That rage inside my mind.
Paranoid whisperings inside my skull,
Makes me think I might just kill,
An innocent child, outside to play,
Hear is what the voices say….
“I cannot be fought,
I Cannot be seen,
Alone at night,
I dream your sickest dreams.”
Human nature,
Depression, mistrust,
All the qualities,
I secretly lust.
So sleep now human,
For when you wake,
You’ll be in my possession,
For another terrible day…”
just entered it in the daily..or is it monthly? poem contest. whatever. think its any good?
michael seth has an elfpack!
what the fuck? has the world gone crazy or something, mind you, if you cant beat em, join em.
he needs all the friends he can get so add him (haha im trying to make him sound like a right loner here0 anyway....... wihtout much further ado
[DeathWillCome91]
my long time friend and piercing buddy.
Gahhhhhhhhhhhh
im frequently reminded (when looking at other elfpackers profiles) that alot of users, like som reeeeeealllly SUCK ASS bands.
i mean,, if its not my chemical romance (shudder) on one page,, its DJ shizerhousen on the other... lets be honets here people....WERE FACING AN EPIDEMIC OF IGNORANCE TO GOOD MUSIC!
(of course you guys being my elfpack friends, fall into the catagory of "good music lovers" so dont worry.. your safe.)
to help combat this problem i suggest, you tell everyone possible about the simply great bands, that are avavilable of sites such as myspace, last fm, and other peoples elfpacks (like mine of course)
after asking 10 people (in the silent study area to those of you familiar with sixth form) i was gutted yes GUTTED to learn that not one person knew who: Type o negative, queensryche, and L.A guns were.
..............
does good music simply pass them by? do they sit contently whilst grinning idioticaly, listening to "fightstar" or "the kinks"
ARGHHHHHHHHHHH
the very lowest of the low!
so in conclusion i urge you to help expand other peoples horzions, and try get them into your favorite band, discovering new music, can be so interesting!
p.s i would recomend (at this current moement in time)
type o negative: christain women, and little miss scare all
and L.A guns: search and destroy
p.p.s i dont like james blunt
(anymore)
against my better nature and judgement,, ive decide to yet again enter another elfpack contest,, although this time im actually confident my entry cant come last.
the thing is with elfpack (yes thats right,, very long and witty rant coming up) is that, well i dunno,, (sorry bit of an anticlimax there) but gahhhhhhhhhhhh
If instead youd like to contact me, freephone on: 0800 28 29 30.. and speak to one of my "elfpack" guideance coucilers. (trust me admitting you have a problem with describing how boring elfpack is, is the first step towards "getting better", and therefore being able to slag it off one again as a cheap nasty boring peice of shitty scum floating in the toilet bowl of lifes eternal stink of rectum hair, secreted in sick, mucal fluids... and james blunts mothers sweat. (which is so powerul it killed 5 disabled dwarfs)
yasee! im better! im better im better,, IM BETTER.
Doctor says im better.....
by the way that number i typed out, is for the sex line (though its a free phone all the same, if anyones intrested) mind you i suppose even HAVING an elfpack is enough to merit the enteral displeasure of never having sex.
what im friggin sick of is seeing peoples pics on the front page. Logging on a seeing the WORLDS FATTEST TEXAN GIRL lying scantily clad (with legs open) on the bed, is NOT my idea of fun. Worst thing of all is that her username (embrassingly so) is likely to be something along the lines of "cexy kinky devil 4eva" *shudder* and the photo captions on her page will say somethnig along the lines of: whhhaa ere right dis is me, a'n if u fink its not den f u, u dont no sht m8,, dis is me so sht up, i have webcam 2 prve it.
GOD i actually had to THINK in order to type like that,, how do those mongoloids do it?!!?!
Rant over,,,, by the way if [Twisted Purgatory] or dave is reading this,,, iknow its not quite as funny as one of your entrys,, but hell,, i can work on it. nice wiki pics aswell btw.
arrrrrrrghhhhh
i mean, elfapcks not what i once was you know? gone are the days when i could sit at home on my computer, having fun, making idle chat and creating ammusing polls (see member polls for details)
nowadays the elfpack discourse goes something like this:
LOG IN.
check inbox (which is usually always empty, apart from the odd "hi your fit" message)
boredly (if thats a word.... which it WASNT until now) scroll through endless, pointless, and mindless wikis, filled with idiotic chat typed by idiots with IQ's only a glass of water could be proud of.
LOG OFF.
and the same shit happens evvvvvvvvvvvvv
bye
righto peeps.. just to clarify, i mean its been a long time since i wrote in my EP dairy,, so i just thought id give you all a treat, and update you on my current life.
firstly (and most importantly) all musical material from a certain artist known as james blunt, has been deleted from my music collection.. times have changed, and ive seen the error of my ways, frankly im surprised i couldn't recogonise sooner that james blunt is as interesting as tony blair dressed in the most sensible suit ever.
in contrast my favorite band has emerged as mercenary... c'mon good people, get listening! there a sort of "melodic death/ heavy metal" band,,, trust me its alllllllllllll
anyways having lost just over 2 stone in weight, ill be starting out for a new rugby team (halifax colts to be precise) on wednesday night. obivously this means i wont be playing my usual prop/hooker role, instead ill be going for the light and nippy back row position,
that just about covers things for now,,, all that remains for me to say is...
chow, love [The Lost Boy]
you know when you wake up, and you bound downstairs thinking its like a friday or something, then your bought back down to earth, and the harsh reality that it is indeed a wednesday?
yeah well that happened today.. feels kinda shit doesnt it?
sigh..... is it me right.. or does anyone else feel like everyday is the same borrrrrrring slog through school/sixth form/or work? cause im pretty sure its almost everyone, but then again i suppose, staying positive is the best option right? cause the easter hoildays are coming soon;) (to a cinema near you!)
in sadder news now,,, (hehe that sounded like the start of a really important news bulletin didnt it?) my facial peircings..yes facial i didnt make a mistake (lip and eyebrow, for those of you who didnt know) have been pre sponed by yet another week... damit. So now i should in theory (all going well) be having them done sometime AFTER the 19th, and not a day before according to my parents. so i guess youll have to wait alittle while longer, before i can unveil them in an elfpack pic. hnmm least it gives me chance to decide what i want the rings and studs to look like.
finally,,,, (yes i know your bored, i can tell) i manged to win (well lose- but win) donor privs on elfpack! meaning my profile will look miles better than yours (hehe kidding) but all the same, its pretty cool huh?
yours as ever..... [The Lost Boy]
chow,
god, sometimes i sit here, and i think to myself "
so,, im sat here again in sixth form, again on elfpack, and again writing in my elfpack dairy, and yes you guessed it, again im bored.
it seems to me nowdays that the internet (once a thing of wonder) has now become that of sincere boredom, and lacks entertainment value.
also.......is it to much to ask to an actual stimulating conversation once in a while? maybe if we discussed relavant current events, or maybe even talked about our favorite films, and whats going wrong in britain right now (meaning chavs basically), or whats going on in the media.
sigh,, i just feel im all alone in virtual cyberspace right now.
anyway mini rant over,
thanks for your time.
im sitting here writing this dairy entry at... hnmm... 12:01 pm or is it am? anyway the point is, that its late on at night,
todays been a pretty eventful day, i mean, non of it in a positive light, but still...thats life, who said it was fair...
when i find i have time to reflect, i usually sit and think about alot of fond past memorys, dunno why, mabye i just like looking back on happys times, of days gone by..
i suppose the one main point of this diary entry, is to remind people that FAMILY IS IMPORTANT and no matter what happens, whatever shit goes down on the day, you should always stick by them no matter what, lest some of us need reminding
i guess thats all i wanted to say right now,
piece out,
Hnmmm after a long absence from writing in my elfpack dairy, I’ve decided to return to it once more in the hope you’ll find what I actually write on this page, of some sort of interest.
Now as I can use elfpack a ton better than I could before (hence I’m on it more often), I think its high time a stared writing about my life, daily experiences, collective thoughts and idea, about the world. Quite poetic huh? (You can quote me if you like) but I still maintain the phrase: what’s going down in groove town, is a copyrighted property of mine, and mine only.
Soooooooooooo then… what can Liam [The Lost Boy] possibly write about himself, that I would find witty, debatable, and even intellectually challenging, the answer in short is nothing. The slightly longer version of that answer is nothing at all. I mean I just find it enjoyable to engage in the medium of writing, and generally give my mind a literacy workout, hehe “break a mental sweat” could be my new motto (oh wait I’ve just realised it sounds completely stupid) and doesn’t have any relevance to me anyway because, im basically very lazy.
I’m that lazy, that ive bought a guitar against my parents wishes, and dire warnings from friends and family, and decided I want to learn to play that (always trying to broaden my horizons yasee) but honestly im completely lost at sea, sure it LOOKS easy on tv, but I assure you in real life it’s a completely different story, im sure ill get the hang of it eventually, but right now, I cant even be bothered to practise,
My love of music is also another point I find enjoyable to write about, suuuuuuuure James blunt isn’t everyone’s cup of tea, but Id just like to clear this “illusion” of me that he is infact, the only musical artist I like, pfft I mean c’mon…… just spend some friggin time reading my elfpack page, (refer to like of bands I like) although I suppose it must be said there’s certain types of music I simply CANNOT deal with…. Why does koRn spring instantly to mind?
Anyway to conclusion this piece of writing, because im running out of time, and the teacher keeps shooting furtive glances at me every so often as if she’s spying on me, Id just like to say one more thing,
Lonelness can break a mans heart,
Destory our lives,
And pull us apart,
But when we see,
That love conquers all,
We realise that the small things, do matter after all…
(Copyright Liam Noble 2008)
so...this is elfpack?