I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLACK so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a dumb whore.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSAN
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.
I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-mon
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR WEIRD COLORS, so i must be attention seeking.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I have big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm Mexican so I MUST be a "G"
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm in a serious relationship so we MUST be having sex.
Im a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
Im OVERWEIGHT so i must be addicted to food.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl i see is hot.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so i must be fucked up.
I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be gay and dirty and a terrorist.
I'm GUYANESE so we must run things.
I'm in BAND, so i MUST be a dork.
I stole this from [Box]. And numerous other randoms on EP.
START: (x= yes, _= no)
( ) snuck out of the house?
( ) gotten lost in your city?
(x) saw a shooting star?
(_) had serious surgery?
(x) gone out in public in your pajamas?
(_) kissed a stranger?
(x) hugged a stranger?
( ) been arrested?
(x) laughed and had milk/coke come out of your nose?[It was water thanks]
(x) pushed all the buttons on an elevator?
(_) jumped up and down in the elevator to get stuck?
(x) swore at your parents?
(x) been in love?
(x) been close to love?
( ) been to a casino?
(_) been skydiving?
(_) broken a bone?
(_) been high?[only on life]
(x) been drunk?
(x) skipped school?
(_) flashed someone?
(x) gotten in a fist fight?
(_) been suspended?
(_) had anger management?
(_) done the splits?
(_) played spin the bottle?
(x) gotten stitches?
(_) drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour?
(x) bitten someone?
(x) made someone bleed? [With a pen. Yeah you best watch your backs bee-ochs :p]
(_) been to Niagara Falls? [Its sad that I haven't.]
(x) gotten the chicken pox?
(x) kissed a member of the opposite sex?
(_) kissed a member of the same sex
(_) crashed into someones car?
(_) been to Japan?
(x) ridden in a taxi?
(_) Been dumped?
(x) had a crush on someone of the same sex?
(x) had feelings for someone who didn't have them back?
(_) gone on a blind date?
(_) lied to a friend?
(_) had a crush on a teacher?
(_) celebrated mardi-gras in new orleans?
(_) been to Europe? [England soon. Woooot.]
(_) slept with a co-worker?
(_) been to Africa?
(_) Driven over 400 miles in one day?
(x) Been to Canada?
(_) Been to Mexico?
(_) Been on a plane? [August.]
(x) Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show? ["I'm a sweet transvestite..."]
(_) Thrown up in a bar?
(_) Purposely set a part of yourself on fire?
(_) Eaten Sushi?
(x) Been skiing/snowboa
(_) Met someone in person from the internet?
(_) Cheated on a test?
(_) lost a child?
(_) done hard drugs?
(_) tried killing yourself?
(_) fired a gun?
(x) purposely hurt yourself?
(_) taken painkillers?
(x) seen someone? whatever that means.
(x) had a friend die?
(x) love someone or miss someone right now
-So, I'm bored.
x= yes -= no
{-} Fallen for your best friend
{x} Made out with JUST a friend
{-} Made out with the same sex
{x} Been rejected
{x} Been in love
{x} Been in lust
{x} Used someone [Unfortunately]
{x}Piercings
{-} Been used
{-} Been cheated on
{-} Done something you regret
{x} Considered a life of crime
{x} Considered being a hooker [already have been one. xD]
{-} Considered being a pimp
{-} Are you psycho
{-} Split personalities
{-} Schizophrenic
{-} Obsessive
{-} Racist
{x} Obsessive compulsive
{-} Dream of dead bodies, blood, death, and gore
{x} Dream of doing those things instead of just seeing them
{x} Understanding
{x} Open-minded
{x} Arrogant
{-} Insecure
{x} Interesting
{-} Hungry
{x} Friendly
{x} Smart
{-} Moody
{x} Childish
{x} Independent
{x} Hard working
{-} Organized
{x} Healthy
{x} Emotionally stable
{-} Shy
{x} Difficult
{x} Attractive
{x} Bored easily
{x} Thirsty
{x} Responsible
{x/-} Sad
{x} Happy
{-} Trusting
{x} Talkative
{x} Original
{x} Different
{x} Unique
{-} Lonely
{-} Had a bad life
{-} Have a bad life
{x} Dye your hair
{x} Floss daily
{-} Own a web cam?
{-} Ever done a drug(s)
{x} Ever drank alcohol
{-} Been suicidal
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Borreeedddddd.
Colour.
What is this mystery?
This substance called colour?
Is it merely an empty visual aid,
to which we use to our advantage,
convincing ourselves it means more.
Believing it defines our realities,
our worlds.
What is this mystery?
This substance called colour?
Is it merely an empty visual aid,
or a condensed vial of hope.
One that defines our life ,
our feelings,
our hearts.
What is this mystery?
This substance called colour?
I believe it shapes us,
everything has a specific colour,
a specific purpose.
An Ode to Fiona
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Oh my dear, why must you be just so vain?
My dear, I understand beauty,
and you are as beautiful as the rain.
but what lies inside, looks like pure mutiny.
In your beating heart, you are a devil.
Ripping apart poor innocent crickets,
is what turns your little soul into evil.
If possible, you would sit on pickets.
Your large green eyes look like heaven's summer.
Fluttering around like two green faeries.
The sound of your voice is like no other,
a soft, sweet, little meow sounds merry.
My dear friend, here is a sonnet for you,
Embracing your beauty and vain heart too.
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About my cat peeps ^^