I was standing at the lamp post in Narnia havin a smoke & wondering how I got there when along came a strange little fella. Talk about blasted ,whatever he smoked with me was ....yeah. So anyway, I was tellin him how I embarked on a quest to find a hot a.. kinky little elf girl to get my mind blown in the process of blowing hers. I just need one chance to lay my hand on her one time & she will be powerless to resist....