13497) What Valentine pick up line would work best on you? (From Valentine Pickup lines contest 2008)

Number of voters: 232
* a) That's a really nice dress... It would look better on my bedroom floor don't you think?
Number of votes: 9 (4%)
* b) I may not have gotten your virginity, but can I at least have the box it came in?
Number of votes: 6 (3%)
* c) Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
Number of votes: 9 (4%)
* d) Oh...geez! It must have hurt when you fell because your nose just started bleeding...Wanna get some lunch?"
Number of votes: 4 (2%)
* e) Do you have any Visine, so I can get a clear view of our future together?
Number of votes: 3 (1%)
* f) If your ass was a keg I'd tap it.
Number of votes: 8 (3%)
* g) Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
Number of votes: 11 (5%)
* h) y'know round here I'm known as the rockman,, i guess you wanna know why huh? (wink wink) everyone alllllllllways does,
Number of votes: 2 (1%)
* i) (from guy to girl) "You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King. You treat me right, and I'll do it your way."
Number of votes: 12 (5%)
* j) Excuse me, miss, you dropped something. Response: What? Answer: Our conversation. Let’s pick it up from here.
Number of votes: 11 (5%)
* k) Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Number of votes: 53 (23%)
* l) Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Number of votes: 13 (6%)
* m) I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
Number of votes: 36 (16%)
* n) Is your daddy a thief? ("No.") Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes?
Number of votes: 25 (11%)
* o) Would you like to get in trouble? Good, because my name is Trouble! (Used by women and gay males.)
Number of votes: 4 (2%)
* p) I'm no Fred Flinstone, but I know I can make your bedrock
Number of votes: 6 (3%)
* q) *raises an eyebrow & smiles* "Hmmm...I've seen stallions before... *runs tongue over lips* ... but whoa!!! Shall we, ahhhh, *winks*...go for a ride?"
Number of votes: 7 (3%)
* r) *Man to woman* "wow.. you taste like strawberries... mind if i add the cream?"
Number of votes: 5 (2%)
* s) Did you fall from Heaven? 'Cause I've got an erection.
Number of votes: 8 (3%)

2008-02-14 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: screw it.. i aint gonna win so im voting for my fave xD

2008-02-28 [Meison Asagari]: Just thought I'd vote for my own line, as it's the one that worked on my current Girl. :)

2011-09-19 [Cerulean Sins]: I'm sorry but those pick up lines are very offensive to women. But I just pick the least offensive one and that would be J

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