2013-03-23 [Schlachter]: None should be there :p

2013-03-23 [Deg]: None should be an answer?

2013-03-23 [Schlachter]: Yes yes. I don't find youtube channels that great. Just particular video-phenomenons lol

2013-03-23 [Deg]: Alrighty! That's fair enough. :D

2013-03-24 [Schlachter]: But... but I do watch things on Youtube... occasionally? I'm not hooked on any channel though...
Hey hey! Do you figure JennaMarbles could be interested in opening an account on Elfpack XD?

2013-03-24 [Deg]: FINE. Revised for the last time, I tell ya! XD
My gosh, I wish.

2013-03-24 [Schlachter]: I think I'll just vote for JennaMarbles XD

lol why? She's nothing but trouble...

2013-03-24 [Stephen]: I voted for "I".

My time online goes almost exclusively to Elfpack. :3

2013-03-24 [Schlachter]: Dammit! I wanted that option to remain empty... oh well, so much for ugly JennaMarbles...

2013-03-25 [Commandaaah]: It was a hard pick between Jennamarbles and badlipreading LOL But I think I laugh harder when I watch badlipreading so...YEAH LOL

2013-03-25 [Deg]: It was a hard pick for me because I listed all of my favorites HAHA. I ended up voting "markiplierGAME" because I've been watching his channel pretty obsessively just the last week or so.

2013-03-25 [Schlachter]: Oh you're back!

2013-03-25 [Schlachter]: Of course it was [Deg]... because you cannot unhook yourself from entertaining things... it is bad for you... you must go now & un-watch all these things, then become a Buddhist XD

I am joking... "I'm a silver junicorn!"

2013-03-25 [Deg]: Back in BLACK?

I was assuming you were joking. How do you "un-watch" things? It must be something only magical Germans can do. XD

2013-03-26 [Schlachter]: Yes I am, most of the time I am in fact...
AC/DC
I am glad to be back! Nine lives! Cats eyes! Abusing everyone of them & running wild XD
Great song!

No... even we don't have technology to do that o.o' once you see it, you are DONE! So so done. Like well done... to a crisp. Maybe the non-racist Buddhist monks can help you with that though...

2013-03-26 [Deg]: As soon as I find some non-racist Buddhist monks I'll ask them, and then let you know immediately afterwards.

2013-03-26 [Schlachter]: Please do! I would like to be brainwashed too... some of this stuff is HIGHLY disturbing...

2013-03-26 [Deg]: PERFECT. Being brainwashed is perfect.

2013-03-26 [Schlachter]: Absolutely. Then you don't even know how to speak... you are just blank, null, empty... a ZOMBIE!!! & YOU CAN EAT BRAINS!!! DELICIOUS!

2013-03-26 [Deg]: ZOMBIES SCARE ME BUT I SHAN'T DENY THE DELICIOUSNESS OF BRAAAINS.

2013-03-26 [Schlachter]: Nonsense, you won't even notice =D you would be a zombie... a Buddhist ZOMBIE! You won't even know what a mirror is! Just that what looks back at you has no brains & is thus non-existent to you :p

2013-03-26 [Deg]: You are sometimes hard to follow but I'm gonna go ahead and point out that I always wished to be the FIRST zombie because then I wouldn't have to worry about being in a world of zombies. D:

2013-03-26 [Schlachter]: But then how would you become a zombie?

Sorry for my Germanness... I am getting better though XD am I not? I try so hard :'( I will be a native English speaker one day!!
I meant that as a zombie you would have no brains to recognize other zombies or yourself in a mirror XD get it?

2013-03-26 [Deg]: Hopefully a disease or virus? That's how they normally start, right? I mean, SOMEONE has to be the first zombie. Might as well be me!

UGH. Stop it, why would you wanna be a native English speaking moron, anyways? German = way cooler. I didn't mean your English is hard to following, but your intense brain train sometimes freaks me out. Haha! XD

OH. I get it, nah! I GET IT. BUT! Zombies DO have brains. SO THERE! :D

2013-03-26 [Schlachter]: But what comes first the zombie virus or the zombie? Don't you need a zombie to have a zombie virus o.O'?

You dismiss native English speakers like that...? Why? They sound like they KNOW everything! Germans all sound the same. Might as well all call them pin heads too... they made such a boring structured language that could put the dead to sleep.

ALL ABOARD!!! CRAZY BRAIN TRAIN! I'm going off the rails on a crazy train!
Seriously... I try... I will try, HARDER!

o.O
O.o
You have shifted the whole paradigm... nothing will ever be the same again... never... LOOK WHAT YOU DID?! LOOK AT IT! GO TO A CORNER & THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU JUST DID D:
We are going to die... clever zombies are... unstoppable!!!

2013-03-26 [Deg]: Not according to the movies! Which are just SO reliable, I know.

OH GOOD. Now I have crazy train stuck in my head. THANKS A LOT, [Schlachter]! I blame YEW.

Yeah, that's right. My name should just be "paradigm shifter", since I'm so good at...paradigm...shifting. ...Yeah.

2013-03-26 [Schlachter]: Right... they must be, there is no other authorities on the matter XD

D: Please forgive meh! What can I do? *continues singing even LOUDER*

Hot shot huh? You should be ashamed of yourself for doing all those evil things... think of the zombies... the poor, evil, selfish, brain devouring, humanity defiling zombies... the poor souls :'(

2013-03-26 [Deg]: XD

UGH! That's not helping! Wait....WAIT. Yes, it is! :D I can forgive you, THIS TIME ONLY.

They deserve a second chance, you think? Go give them some hugs, maybe that'll cheer them up?

2013-03-26 [Schlachter]: Really? Seriously? o.o' it worked? But now it's stuck in my head D:

They seem rather busy at the moment, I will just leave a message after the tone =D

2013-03-26 [Deg]: Nah, just kidding. It's still stuck in there, pretty much sucks. Oh well, could have been a worse song.

Zombies have tones?!

2013-03-26 [Schlachter]: Verdammt... so close... scumbag brain is being scumbag D:
I don't particularly hate Ozzy, but at LEAST it is heavens better than other things that could have showed up :|

Sure, why not? Just donate answering machines & off you go =D
amiright?

2013-03-26 [Deg]: I don't particularly hate or love Ozzy. He's got a few songs that are obviously very well known. Other than that...meh. Haha! But yes, could have picked a LOT worse.

Like a sir.

2013-03-26 [Schlachter]: KILL THE BIEBER!!!! * pulls out an army knife & guts him then nails him to an upside down cross *... it could have been that o.O'

o.O' yes, yes... like a sir... of course...

2013-04-01 [Stephen]: Justin Beiber needs hugs and love too ~


Or something like that. >_>

2013-04-01 [Schlachter]: STOP IT STEPHEN...

Just... stop o.o'

2013-04-02 [kittykittykitty]: He's making a heart just for you. Look at that smile, that charm, that level of class. What's not to love?

I haven't heard of most of these channels :| *votes L*

2013-04-02 [Deg]: Aww, POOP! Why is my poll such a failure?! D:

2013-04-03 [kittykittykitty]: Well you did choose some lesser-known channels :D Pewdiepie? Collegehumor? They're pretty popular.

2013-04-03 [Deg]: Whaaat. Lesser known!? Smosh is the #1 most subscribed on YouTube, JennaMarbles #3. D: Pooop! I suck at choosing channels, haha. Besides, that was a little bit of the point, especially for Markiplier and Pellek. I wanted people to check out their channels! Hahaa. I want them to GROWWWW.

2013-04-03 [kittykittykitty]: *changes vote to k* Better?:D

2013-04-03 [Deg]: ...Well, a little. Lol!

2013-04-04 [Schlachter]: I am un-watching this page immediately. None of you have any respect for the sanctity of life.

[Deg]: BECAUSE YOU LET THE BIEBER SHOW UP!!! That' why it's a flop!!! THE KITTAH IST TROLLING!!!!

2013-04-04 [Deg]: I knowww! It went downhill fast after the Biebs showed up. Trolllllz! CLICK AWAY, CLICK AWAY FAST

2013-04-04 [Schlachter]: :3
actually...
I think the Kitteh has a soft-spot for him... awwww...

2013-04-04 [kittykittykitty]: But Mr. Schlachter, weren't you the one who brought up JBiebs in the first place? Did you intentionally derail this poll then try to shift the blame?!

2013-04-04 [Deg]: Yes! He did! Now he's trying to turn me into a Nazi! :D

2013-04-05 [Schlachter]: [Deg]: YOU TRAITOR!!! HOW COULD YOU!!! I BEFRIENDED YOU!!!

[kittykittykitty]: blasphemous, I just needed an excuse to gut something, & OH LOOK * WILD JUSTIN BIEBER APPEARS *
* GUTS POUR EVERYWHERE *

This would be an excellent flash game...

2013-04-05 [Deg]: HEY NOW! You can't scream at me on my own poll! And come on, it's the truth, isn't it?

2013-04-05 [Schlachter]: Says who? D: You betrayer of the light!!!
It is totally not the truth! You did it out of your own will! I was not the one preparing perfect Nazi salutes in my bathroom mirror!!!

2013-04-05 [Deg]: ...HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT!? Only the Goblin King knows about that!

2013-04-05 [Schlachter]: Is that another secret code for the Fuhrer... come on now, step out of the closet... let's see those German boots on & that trench coat. No fear in admitting to the fact you like muffins.

2013-04-05 [Deg]: Dude, muffins are the best. You know what else are the best? Puffins.

2013-04-05 [Schlachter]: You can't eat those...

2013-04-05 [Deg]: ...Are you sure?

2013-04-05 [Schlachter]: You are cruel Deg... very cruel... those are possibly the most passive birds that ever were...

2013-04-05 [Deg]: They also have sweet Swedish accents, sometimes.

2013-04-05 [Schlachter]: I have never actually met one!
We totally should!
Did you meet one?

2013-04-05 [Deg]: I met one, once! At the zoo! It was quite the experience. It screamed and screamed at me. So beautiful.

2013-04-06 [Schlachter]: I suppose it figured you were going to eat it...
I would have screamed at you too if I knew you were going to eat me... where's the surprise??? heh...

2013-04-06 [Deg]: Ah, but! I wasn't going to eat it until it screamed at me. So NOW what!?

2013-04-07 [Schlachter]: Hmm
That is a chicken & egg question... how about an omelette(?) with chicken, we meet half-way?

2013-04-07 [Deg]: Hmmm...deal! If I get to eat the omelette!??

2013-04-08 [Schlachter]: What?? No!! My omelette...
Okay, I will share. Chicken or egg?

2013-04-08 [Deg]: Egg! Egg came first, it was proven!

2013-04-10 [Schlachter]: Demonstrate please...
Who proved it o.O'? Last I checked it was not a scientific question... it was banned from being asked as a scientific question...

2013-04-10 [Deg]: I never heard anything about it being banned as being asked as a scientific question. How could that be? Don't answer that, seriously. I know how you get!

Read and learn my friend, read and learn.

http://science.howstuffworks.com/life/genetic/question85.htm

2013-04-10 [kittykittykitty]: Clearly eggs were first 'cause dinosaurs. Also the argument is based on semantics.

2013-04-11 [Schlachter]: [Deg]: I am trained as a Scientist... that's not Science... :/

Moving along then...

Actually, it is called "Initial Conditions" in Physics. You don't usually look for news blogs (or Wikipedia) in Science, you get References (i.e.: real bibliography, with quotes from other science papers or journals written by Scientists). I hate to say it, but it is actually a closed community. Not anyone can go around saying "oh Science says this, Science says that"... doesn't work that way. You need a PhD in A Science to make those claims & you have to demonstrate them. I am not a Biologist, but they are not quite Science yet.
So no, the question is dismissed Scientifically because it does not have an answer. & those answers given in the news blog are not correct logically... I didn't even bother reading it too (waste of time imho). But don't take it from me! Go ask your nearest Physics University Department about Initial & Boundary conditions as well as the various theories on the origin of life from nothing & see if you don't just get sent to the Arts department =D

The chicken & egg question is in fact as [kittykittykitty] pointed out an argument based on semantics. That is a rather clever remark actually... because it does bring the fact back home: it IS a Philosophy question, never belonged in Science. there may be neither chicken or egg in the beginning of it all. The concept may be completely wrong altogether.

2013-04-11 [Deg]: Oh boy. [Schlachter], sometimes I think you're just too weird for your own good.

2013-04-11 [Schlachter]: Aw, so sweet of you... you're going to make me blush o.O'
But that's okay [Deg]. If I wanted to be any other way... I would... but this is how I am & I will not change it; if you want me off your wiki page, just say so directly... XD I know how to take orders... occasionally :3

2013-04-11 [Deg]: Pshh, never said anything about making you leave! :D Not quite THAT butt-hurt over it! I totally respect everything you said, I just didn't think it needed to get that serious. o.O One moment we go from joking, then the next moment I feel like I'm being scolded. No need, my friend!

2013-04-11 [Schlachter]: It's never serious if you want to see it that way =D
Flop Science in my face if you like... it's just another profession in the pathetic human condition for me. Just go "You know what? I am right! I don't care about any of all this!"... & I will go "yyyyyYEss! Okay, that is true... XD I'm pretty sure everything we all know is probably wrong anyways"

I'm not scolding anyone. I reciprocate the tone given to me... I'm not very good or creative when forced to do it by myself :/
In that sense, yes, I am still with training wheels XD don't laugh!!!

2013-04-11 [Deg]: Haha, see, I knew this was all coming. That's why I added the "Don't answer that, seriously. I know how you get!" to the end of that statement a few comments back. ;_;

Not laughing! Not laughing. Alright, maybe laughing hysterically. It's okay, though. XD If you get to be all serious and cynical, I definitely get to be creative.