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One of my dream cars
Hi, im TJ. lol Im 5'8" with dark brown hair and this is me when i was 16, im better now though
Look like a moviestar,
act like a rockstar,
fuck like a porn star!!
The key to a good relationship is honesty and trust!
I am a C
I am a C-H
I am a C-H-R-I-S-T-I-A-N
And I have C-H-R-I-S-T
In my H-E-A-R-T
And I will L-I-V-E-E-T-E-R-N-A-L-L-Y
It's only funny till someone gets hurt, then it's halarious!!!
Proof of Our Stupidity ~~~~~
In case you needed further proof that the human race
is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual
label instructions on consumer goods.
1.) On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (andthat's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
2.) On a bag of Fritos: ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)
3.) On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how??...)
4.) On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion:Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion.)
5.) On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
6.) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought????...)
7.) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
8.) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction
accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
9.) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and... I'm taking this because???....)
10.) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
11.) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
12.) On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."(talk about a news flash)
13.) On an American Airlines packet of nuts:"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
14.) On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
15.) On a Swedish chainsaw:"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
16. On a hot or cold pack:Warning:do not microwave while wearing (like i can fit in a microwave)
17.) Sure-kill ratraps: warning: do not use on any animal larger than a mouse. (but isn't a rat larger than a mouse?!?)
18) On a Korean kitchen knife "warning keep out of kids" (out of kids?? aww but thats the only place i use it!)
Most of my friends are girls. thats how popular I am with the ladies, Oh yeah.
If you ask me how I'm doin', I'll reply"Im just Gravy"
I kiss your lips with satisfaction and continue until you allow me to slip my tongue into your mouth. I massage your tongue with mine and feel what I've wanted for so long. As we continue to stand there, you grab my ass and I feel more pleasure surging through my body.
My sis wrote that [hearto'ice] isnt she good?
Dont do drugs, Be like me and get high off Hugs!!!!
My Bologna has a first name its Oscar,
My Bologna has a second name its Meyer,
I love to eat it every day and if you ask me why I'll say,
Cause Oscar Meyer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A!!!!
The Gift From God
The One Thing Everybody Wants To see
From The Heavens
The One to Releave All the Spirits
The One to Come and Bring Us Joy
The Beautiful Angel
The Gift from God
The Deliverer of Rebirth and Rejoice
The One to Make Everyone Feel Safe From Any Danger
The One to Put Smiles on Faces
The One to Bring Brightness
The One Thing Everybody Wants to see
Everyone Wants to Touch
Have faith in
To have proof of
And believe in
The Lover of All
[peace,pot,tequila shot, jesus luvs you stoned or not, sex,drugs,rock+roll,speed,weed,birth control,lifes a bitch then u die, fuck the world lets get high.we are stoners we have class,mess with us we'll kick your ass, so to all you preps who think your cool go to hell cuz stonerz rule]
Muah ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!
Roses are red,
Violets are corny,
When I think of you
Ohh baby I get horny,
Eat me, Beat me, Bite me,
Blow me, Suck me, Fuck me,
Very slowly, if you kiss me,
dont be sassy, Use your tongue
and make it nasty!!!!
|Age: 22||Year of birth: 1987||Month of birth: 7||Day of birth: 6|
What do you do?: Studying
Place of living: USA-Oklahoma
Exact place of living: Tulsa
Elfpack crew wannabe: No
|adult pop||blues||heavy metal|
|cats||chasing the preferred sex||chess|
Civil status: single
Sexual preference: opposite sex
Body shape: muscular