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Sexi_Momma2

Member #56281 created: 2012-07-18 18:51:30Simple URL: http://www.elfpack.com/sexi_momma2   

Name: Sandra Thompson

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Adventurer

Description:
i love being an adventurer....

1. Give me your number?
2. Have sex with me?
3. Let me kiss you?
4. Watch a movie with me?
5. Let me take you out to dinner?
6. Drive me somewhere/anywhere?
7. Take a shower with me?
8. Be my bf/gf?
9. Have a fling with me?
10. Buy me a drink if i didnt have money?
11. Take me home for the night?
12. Would you let me sleep in your bed?
13. Sing car kareoke w/ me?
14. Re-post this for me to answer your questions?
15. Do you think im attractive, sexy, or hot?
16. Do you like my style?
17. Do you think im funny?
18. Do you care about me?
19. Would you dance with me?
20. Would you sing happy birthday to me?

One night a guy & a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed & that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she pulled it out & read it. "Without your love, I would die." REPOST IF YOU CARE ABOUT SOMEONE

12 Ways To Get To A Girls Heart-- 1. Hugs her from behind. 2. Grab her hand when you guys walk next to each other. 3. When standing, wrap your arms around her. 4. Cuddle with her. 5. Dont force her to do ANYTHING! 6. Write little notes. 7. Compliment her. 8. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible. 9. Say I love you.....and MEAN IT! 10. Brush the hair out of her eyes 11. Comfort her when she cries. 12. Love her with all your heart Girls- Repost this if you think its sweet. Guys- Repost this if you would do any of it

If you REALLY LIKE SOMEONE right now AND MISS THEM and can't get them out of your head then re-post this within 1 mintute and whoever you are missing will surprise you

1. Kiss on the hand.... I adore you
2. Kiss on the cheek... I just want to be friends
3. Kiss on the neck... I want you
4. Kiss on the lips... I love you
5. Kiss on the ears... I am just playing
6. Kiss anywhere else. Let’s not get carried away
7. Look in your eyes ... kiss me
8. Playing with your hair... I can't live without you
9. Hand on your waist... I love you too much to let you go

Roses are red,
Violets are corny,
When I think of you
Ohh baby I get horny,
Eat me, Beat me, Bite me,
Blow me, Suck me, Fuck me,
Very slowly, if you kiss me,
don’t be sassy, Use your tongue
and make it nasty!!!!

Sticks And stones may Break my bones,
But whips And chains excite me.
so throw Me Down
And tie Me Up,
And show how Much You like me!!!

ROSES ARE RED
PICKLES ARE GREEN
ILOVE YOUR LEGS
AND WHAT'S BETWEEN

I LIKE YOUR STYLE
ILIKE YOUR CLASS
BUT MOST OF ALL,
ILIKE YOUR ASS

IM A STONER
PROUD AND TRUE
I GROW MY WEED
AND SMOOKE IT TOO!!!

SO ALL YOU PREPS
THAT THINK YOUR COOL!!!
FUCK YOU ALL
CUZ STONERS RULE!!!!!!!!

ROSES ARE RED
VIOLETS ARE BLUE
CONDOMS BREAK
SO WATCH WHO YOU SCREW!!!

__roses are red
VIOLETS ARE BLUE
bananas are squishy
how about you?

roses are red
violets are blue
Terri’s got an itch
so screw u too
 
Roses are red
violets are blue
your farts are stinky
but I love you too

I just thought this was cute :D
1 . Tell her she is beautiful, not hot, fine, or sexy.
2. Hold her hand at any moment even if it just for a second.
3. Kiss her on the forehead.
4. Leave her voice messages to wake up to.
5. Always tell her you love her at any and all times.
6. When she is upset hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you.
7. Recognize the small things . . . They usually mean the most.
8. Call her sweetie, baby, or honey. (Or darling)
9 . Sing to her no matter how horrible your voice is.
10. Pick her over all the other girls you hang out with.
11. Write her notes. {she loves them}
12 . Introduce her to family and friends as your girlfriend.
13. Play with her hair.
14. Pick her up; tickle her and play-wrestle with her.
15. Sit in the park and just talk to her.
16. Tell her funny jokes... Tell her stupid jokes... just tell her jokes.
17. Throw pebbles at her window in the middle of the night just because you missed her.
18. Let her fall asleep in your arms.
19. Carve your names into a tree.
20. If she's mad at you, kiss her.
21. Give her piggyback rides.
22. Bring her flowers just because.
23. Treat her the same around your friends as you do when you are alone.
24. Look her in the eyes and smile.
25. Let her take as many pictures of you as she wants. (that way she will always have you around even when you aren't there...and she can always see your smiling face)
26 . Slow dance with her, even if there isn't any music playing.
27. Kiss her in the rain.
28. If you're in love with her . . . tell her.

Kissing is a habit
Fucking is a game
Guys get all the pleasure
Girls get all the pain
The guy says I love you
You believe its true
But when your tummy starts to swell,
He says 'to hell with you'
10 minutes of pleasure
9 months in pain
3 days in hospital
A baby without a name
The baby is a bastard
The mother is a whore
This never wouldn't have happened
If the rubber wouldn't have torn

.•:*¨°•.¸.• * -:?:-.•:*¨°•.¸.• *
What GUYS really mean when
they type in the color:
.•:*¨°•.¸.• * -:?:-.•:*¨°•.¸.• *
-Black -- I'm horney
-Green -- I love you!
-Blue -- I’m cool!
-Purple -- I'm Sexy!
-Pink -- I'm pimpin
-Red -- I'm feeling romantic!
-Yellow -- I'm happy!
-Orange -- I'm a psycho!
-Aqua -- I'm sad!
^Wuts your guy using??^

.•:*¨°•.¸.• * -:?:-.•:*¨°•.¸.• *
What GIRLS really mean when
they type in the color:
.•:*¨°•.¸.• * -:?:-.•:*¨°•.¸.• *
- Blue -- I'm flirty!
- Pink -- I'm Sexy!
- Red -- I LOVE YOU!
- Green -- Feeling' a little crazy!
- Orange -- I'm happy
- Yellow -- Cheerful
- Purple -- Feeling' Girly
- Aqua -- Moody

-Who are you?
-Are we friends?
-When and how did we meet?
-Do you have a crush on me?
-Would you kiss me?
-Describe me in one word.
-What was your first impression?
-Do you still think that way about me now?
-If you could give me anything what would it be?
-When's the last time you saw me?
-Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
-Do you Think Im Hott?
-Did you message me b/c the way i look?
-Are you going to put this on your ?house and see what I say about you?

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your birthday is on......This is pretty cool!!! MINE IS RED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*>

December 23rd~ January 1st = Red
January 2nd ~ January 11th = Orange
January 12th ~ January 24th = Yellow
January 25th ~ February 3rd = Pink
February 4th ~ February 8th = Blue
February 9th ~ February 18th = Green
February 19th ~ February 28th = Brown
March 1st ~ March 10th = Aqua
March 11th ~ March 20th = Lime
March 21st = Black
March 22nd ~March 31st = Purple
April 1st ~ April 10th = Navy
April 11th ~ April 20th = Silver
April 21st ~ April 30th = White
May 1st ~ May 14th = Blue
May 15th ~ May 24th = Gold
May 25th ~ June 3rd= Cream
June 4th ~ June 13th = Grey
June 14th ~ June 23rd = Maroon
June 24th = Grey
June 25th ~ July 4th = Red
July 5th ~ July 14th = Orange
July 15th ~ July 25th = Yellow
July 26th ~ August 4th = Pink
August 5th ~ August 13th = Blue
August 14th ~ August 23rd = Green
August 24th ~ September 2nd = Brown
September 3rd ~ September 12th = Aqua
September 13th ~ September 22nd = Lime
September 23rd = Olive
September 24th ~October 3rd = Purple
October 4th ~ October 13th = Navy
October 14th ~ October 23rd = Silver
October 24th ~ November 11th = White
November 12th ~ November 21st = Gold
November 22nd ~ December 1st = Cream
December 2nd ~ December 11th = Grey
December 12th ~ December 21st = Maroon
December 22nd = Teal

*RED* Cute and lovable type, You are picky but always in love...and liked to be loved. Fresh and cheerful, but can be "moody" at times. Capable with people nice, soft, and that can love you for the way you are. Likes people that are easy to talk to and can make you feel comfortable. >

*CREAM* Competitive and sportive. Don't like losing and always cheerful! You are trustworthy, and very out going. You choose love carefully, and don't fall in love easily. But once you find the right one, you don't let go for a long time.

*TEAL* You are mostly interested in your looks. And have high standards in picking love. You think and make a solution precisely, and hardly make stupid mistakes. You like to lead and it is easy for you to make new friends.You are very competitive and love to be first.

*GREY* You are attractive and active. You never hide your feelings and express everything that's inside. But can be selfish at times. You want to be noticed, and don't like to be treated unequally. You can brighten up peoples day. You know what to say at the right time and you have good sense of humor.

*GREEN* You get along well with new people. You are not really a shy person, but sometimes you can hurt people's feelings by your words... You like to be loved and noticed by your lover, but mostly you are single, waiting for the right person.

*GOLD* You know what's right and what's wrong. You are cheerful and out going. It's hard for you to find the one you want, but once you find the right person, you won't be able to fall in love again for a long time.

*PINK* You are always trying your best in everything, and like to help and care for other people. But you are not easily satisfied. You have negative thoughts, and you look for romantic love like in a fairytale.

*YELLOW* You are sweet and innocent. Trusted by many people and have a strong leadership towards relationships. You make good decision and make the right choice at the right time. And always dreaming of romantic relationship.

*MAROON* You are intelligent and know what's right. You like to make things go your way, which can sometimes cause trouble for not thinking about other people's feelings. But you're patient when it comes to love. Once you get a hold of the right person, it's hard for you to find a better love.

*ORANGE* You are responsible for your own actions, and you know how to treat people. You always have goals to reach and you really work hard to get there, you are competitive. Your friends are really important to you and you appreciate what you have, you sometimes over react that's because you are sensitive.

*PURPLE* You are mysterious, never selfish and get interested in things easily. Your day can be sad or happy depending on your mood. You are popular between friends but you can act stupid at times, and forget things easily. You go for a person that's trustworthy.

*LIME* You are calm, but easily stressed out. You get jealous easily, and complain over little things. You can't get stuck into one thing, but you have a capable personality for everyone to trust you and like you.

*SILVER* You are imaginative and fun, you love trying new things. You like to challenge yourself and you learn things easily, you're easy to talk to and you give good advice. When it comes to friendship, you find it hard to trust someone, but once you find the right friend, you trust them forever.

*BLACK* You are challenging, and have the "guts". But you don't like changes in your life. And once you make a decision, you keep it that way for a long time. Your love life is also challenging, and different.

*OLIVE* You are warm and light hearted. You seem to flow well with friends and family. You don't like violence and know what's right. You are kind and cheerful, people that are easy to talk but don't envy other people easily.

*BROWN* You are active and sportive. It's hard for other people to become close with you, but you fall in love easily. But once you find out you can't get something, you give up and let go easily as well.

*BLUE* You may have low self-esteem, and can be very picky. You are artistic and like to fall in love, but you let your love pass by, by loving with your mind, not your heart.

*NAVY* You are attractive, and love your life. You have a strong feeling towards everything. And very easily distracted. Once you get angry at someone, its hard for you to forgive them.

*WHITE* You dream and have goals in your life. You get jealous easily and you don't react to things easily. You are different and sometimes weird, but everyone loves that in you.

*AQUA* Your feelings change suddenly and easily. You are always lonely, and like traveling. You are truthful, but listen and believe other people too easily. It's hard to find love for you, and you get lost in love easily, Sometimes get hurt by love.


*~*~*~*IF YOU COULD*~*~*~*
Give me a new name, what would it be?:
Do one thing with me, what would it be?:
Give me one piece of advice, what would it be?:
*~*~*~*WOULD YOU {OPPOSITE SEX ONLY}*~*~*~*
Kiss me?:
Go out with me?:
If you already have, would you do it again?:
Marry me if you could?:
Ever talk bad about me if we were to break up?:
*~JUST SOME QUESTIONS~*
Which song reminds you of me?:
Do you think I'll get married?:
If you do..who do you think I'll marry?:
When is my birthday?:
Who is my best friend?:
Where did we meet?:
Have you ever had a dream about me?:
If you could change one thing about me what would it be?:
What do you love about me?:
Describe me in 5 word's:


Age: 38Year of birth: 1973Month of birth: 9Day of birth: 5

Gender: female

Place of living: USA-North Carolina

Exact place of living: Not Tellin

Known languages
English

Elfpack crew wannabe: No

Music
countryhip hoppop
raprock

Other interests
animalsartboardgames
bookscard gamesdogs
fishinghorseshunting
poetryshoppingtravelling
writing

Civil status: married

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Body shape: plump

Height: 152


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