Sorry if you think i'm...
cute
pretty
perfect
awesome
goregous
phitt
stunning
amazing
or beautiful...
Cause im engaged and i have 2 kids



I'm easy to get along with.
if you're an "omg!!" chick, then go die...
you're annoying & no one cares how loud you are.
& if you're an "i'm the shit!" kind of guy, you can go die too.
i'm really nice if you're not annoying, lol.


i speak my mind no matter who's around.
i can be in public & say "i have to fart" & not care.
i burp, i fart, i itch places i'm not supposed in public.
guys can itch themselves whenever they want, so why can't i?

im shallow as fuck so if you dont get a yes from me dont be suprised

i have the brains of a blonde so when u talk to me dont use big words or ill have to ask wtf they mean

also dont talk to me if your really freakin old
no i wont cyber with you get a life and a girlfriend

i find myself to be very simple but others seem to find me to be very complex

I'm a huge Dane Cook fan and sometimes i have spaz attacks


one day i really really want to move to hollywood california

im going to be a photographer

im the coolest fuckin person youll ever meet i promise you wont regret being my friend

my fav food is rice and i eat alot of it

My Fav Bands Are Afi,Paramore,and Armor for sleep

i cuss alot and i dont plan on changing that for anyone if you dont like it don't talk to me its that simple

My fav colors are hot pink and lime green