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Carissa Jane is the name....
But you can call me Blondie.
&&& I'm here to prove everyone who said I couldn't, completely wrong
I blow out my candles on March 4th.
&&& I am 18 years young
I loveeee Sour Apple Suckers!
I live in Iowa.
I'm currently a student at Hawkeye Community College, and I'm a Criminal Justice major.
I'm way more fun then you could probably handle.
I am a very confident person.
Poetry <3
I sing more then considered healthy.
I am addicted to the internet.
I am freakin' fantastic thanks for askin'
I am a procrastinator and proud.
Gwen Stefani taught me how to spell bananas!
I hate the sun.
I'm a bitch. Plain and simple.
I'm not saying that shit about you.
Rumors aren't my style. I hardball on facts.
I'm a one way train to world domination, and yew're my strapped and sedated crew.
This is me.
I'm not naive enough to think the words "goth", "attention whore", "slut", "nasty", and "bitch" are below yerr state of mind for me.
I'm a true story, not a fairy tale, so get your facts straight
People will tell you I'm a saint [they lie]
People will tell you I'm brilliant [they over exaggerate]
People will tell you I'm possesed [they don't understand]
People will tell you I'm full of shit [they're jealous]
People will tell you I broke their heart [they wanted it]
People will tell you I changed their life [they need to stop fucking my sevenfootstrapon]
People will tell you alot of things [but i'll tell you first]
&&& I'm WAY Cooler then you x)
&&& Just to clarify something...
Just because yew read this whole "about me" section... doesn't mean you know me. You just know pieces of the surface.
