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As you can see, I'm completely normal.
And I have no idea how I got selected for this. (:
I'm Rhys. Nice to meet you (:
Now children, I'm about to tell a story for you all. One that is scary, thrilling, exciting, and downright unexpectant; it's called: My Life. I was born in a foreign land called Wales, where sheep harvest the land and the farmers throw pitchforks at the English. Yes, I'm very proud of my nationality, even if other people are not.
I have grown up to be a rebellious elderly teenager, with a very short attention span. I occasionaly forget things, and I have a very short piece of dribble hanging off my sinkalanis (sic; [Mr. Oogie Boogie]).
I love to listen to all kinds of music; just because I dress like a 'Weirdo,' 'Grebo,' 'Emo (if anyone calls me this one more time I WILL make them read a fucking dictionary),' 'Goth,' or a 'Freak,' doesn't mean that I don't listen to Chase & Status, MC Eksman, Skibadee, Michael Bublé and even Shania Twain. In fact, I listen to the album "Clubland 15" when I'm driving more than anything else.
I warn you now, I have an incredibly short temper, and I do suffer with anger issues. Ask my friends and the people who I've hospitalised. (We british people spell it with an S, not a Z).
I have been in the Fire and Rescue Service (GFRS), but I decided to leave after a year of torture because my mind is still too young for the things I saw. I now get constant nightmares, and "the shakes".
I guess you could call me fucked up; afterall, I do sound like a narcissistic knobface, but once you get to know me; you can see a difference. As some people call me; I'm a Coco Pop's Coco Rock. Hard on the outside; soft and smooth on the inside. xD
And now I'm actually surprised if you have read this. Congratulations to you. Have a biscuit. Now, if you start off a conversation with the words "Don't look at me in that tone of voice, you smell a funny colour!" then A) I will love you for actually reading this, B) I'll give you a 'coolpoint', and C) I'll do my best not to be such an asshole when you talk to me. Fair deal, no? (:
Finally, I HATE people who act as if women are toys. So if you start saying nasty stuff about women to me? Or if I hear from one of my lovely female friendlings? Most of my insults will be coming your way. If only Bill 'I suck my own dick' Gates invented the virtual 'punch-in-the-face' command, then I'd be ALOT happier.
And so you have read my profile. As you can see, there is a little more stuff below just to keep you that little more occupied. Have fun with those. And hope to hear from you soon. Bonus Fidelis Corpus Diem. (:
If you may have guessed already, I have an obscene obsession with centering things. I guess you could call it OCD, but I can then call you an asshole.
[Vaughne] - Bryony.
I hate love this girl. Even if she can be a bit of a Gremlin at times, but that's expected from someone who fails at life alot. I help her keep away her nightmares :B and I'm THE knight in shining armour, according to her. She must be hallucinating. xD. Bryony? Not you. (:
[Mr. Oogie Boogie] - Jack.
Biggest asshole of the century. Likes licking windows of all varieties and tends to help me lose the game. I love him though, even if he does get me all the time with his witty sarcasm! (:. Utter amazingness, one of the best people I've met over the internet, and in real life.
My msn is: email@example.com
|Age: 25||Year of birth: 1991||Month of birth: 5||Day of birth: 17|
What do you do?: Working
Place of living: United Kingdom-England
Exact place of living: Tewkesbury
Elfpack crew wannabe: Yes
|adult pop||alternative||folk music|
Civil status: involved
Sexual preference: both sexes
Body shape: normal