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GML (hey im new so talk to me please?)

Member #50913 created: 2008-01-21 03:26:47Simple URL:   

Name: Gabe


this would be mee


this is me being a dumb ass and punching my self in the face.

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Drunk-assSex-monsterCrazy kid

Hey my name is Gabe. Im talking to Amand right now (like always), and im not sure what to say. but i doo live in boreing Michigan, and i have a gold fish named jorge michle, he is single, ever sence the death of his love taliepoe. My life sucks i never get to see Amanda. she is everything to me, she beautiful,smart, funny, and she knows how manny condums it takes to make a tire, and she drives me crazy. she keeps me up all night, if you know what i mean ; ] and i always talk to her on the phone to make a shity day turn in to the best day. she is the love of my life, so if you fuck with her..your going to have a rusty knife in your throut. i like to fight....myself, so i have noooo prob. kicking your ass, if you fuck around with my girl. i have long brown hair, kinda? and i have blue eyes. i like to burn, and cut things like my arm.
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This is my Baby...Amanda Marie Hunter.[Im his greatest **NightMare**] [this is my life, my air, my drug, my world and everything in it.i love her with all my heart, and shes the only person that i can talk to and trust, and she duznt think im crazy. shes the only thing keeping me alive. with out her i would d-i-e. so dont htink you can take me away from her, cuz it isnt goin to happend.]<img:>
yep, yep this is SOOO me and manda =]]]]

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.C(")(") Lets all just be happy and get naked!!!

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..c(")(")ummm, im not PhSycHo!?!?!?! shut up, im just.....fin....finnn....fiiiiinnnfnfnghutfhid, fine!!!!

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.c(")(") WEED??? WHAT WEED,huh?

A white man yells to a black man. "Hey colored boy! You're blockin my view."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black"
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this in your house if you are against racism.

this is my girl, not your,i can touch her, not you, her body is mine, not yours, this picture is mine, not yours, thats right, you WISH you could be the guy holding her, touching her, kissing her, loveing her, sleeping with her, and spending every second with her, you WISH you were me...
HAHAHA but your not =]

(='.'=) this is Mr.Bunny copy and paste him
(")_(") to help him gain world domination. i dont have a lot of friends...cuz im kinda new ADDD MEEE please?

Age: 16Year of birth: 1991

Gender: male

What do you do?: Being lazy

Place of living: USA-Michigan

Exact place of living: In bed, under the covers, with my Baby =]

Known languages

heavy metalprogressive metalpunk

Other interests

Civil status: married

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Body shape: tentacle monster

Height: 173

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