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Email: fat_mat64@hotmail.co.uk
Name: Mat, Fat Mat, Mat Man, Matty, Mattykins, Matt Matt and Mat-a-tat-tat >.>
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Before we begin with my house, let me bring a warning to you........
Trust me, he really is a secret transformer, he just refuses to show it >:]
WARNING! This person does not know how to spell correctly because he is slowly becoming retarded, thank you for your cooperation
Hello names Mathew Abernethy!!!

CHUBBIES RULE!!!!
Im 17 year old, and ofcourse as you can see big boned :P but i dont really care cuz I like myself that way and so do my freinds. I am currently at college studying Engineering, Electronics, Maths Statistics, and ICT. Im sorta part crazy yet someone to have a good luagh too
Ok now what i like. I love most anime and loads of gothic artwork. I am also a major games fan so if any help needed again ask me. Other then that pleased to meet you and i hope to be your freindy ^^
Well what else can I say about me, um, Well I likethe usaul stuff, yaknow chill with me mates (they do some right parties) Like to go on the dance mat which I gain lot sof money from (silly people thinking fat people cant dance ^-^) And Im one of those people who love me for me. People in this world now a days only judge by looks which isnt the case, agreed I am fat but hey, hasnt stopped me from making freinds of having fun has it? As Fat Man says in MGS2 "Laugh, and grow Fat"
Another thing I find unique about me is the way I think, for instance I feel that everyone deserves a second chance, no matter it is. Even if it was a crimnal that murdered a father of a family, I will admit to the family it is awful and very very bad to lose someone dear to you. But the criminal if ever released deserves a second chance. This is because they might have changed when being in that prison, whether it be self discovery or self enlightenment from the bible or other religous things, they deserve a second chance, but doesnt everyone?
Good god, How true is that!?
R.I.P Josephine Anderson
I would just like to make this little section for my greatest and best nan of all time. Sadly she has passed away on Thursday 5th February 2009. I just would like her to know I love her to bits and pieces and will never forget her, Nan, you will surely be missed and leave a little hole in all of our hearts. Get the rest and peace that you deserved all soo much.
001: Name: Mathew Abernethy
002: NickName: Fat Mat
003: Country of living: England
004: Shoe Size: 8
005: Birthday: 14/06/91
006: Hair Color: Light brown
007: Eye Color: Blue
008: School/Work: New College
009: Smoke: No
010: Hobbys: Naruto, DBZ, and WoW xD
011: Brothers/Siste
rs: One bitchy sister
012: Relationship: Yes
013: Piercings: Not yet
014: Tattoos: No
015: Favorite country to go to: Lanzerote
016: Are there people you wont reply to: Assholes that call me fat xD
017: Nicest person you met this year: Jen
018: Person you rather not meet this year: Jo
019: Who would you like to meet: Hideo Kojima
020: Who do you admire most: Harry-Gregson Williams
021: Most sexy person(s): Me duh!
023: Favorite car: Audi TT
024: Favorite Movie: WALL-E
025: Favorite town: I havnt a clue
026: Favorite Music: Heavy Metal
027: Favorite Stuffed Toy: Frankin - kid
028: Favorite cologne: Hugo Boss Pure
029: Favorite Magazine: Bizarre
030: Favorite sound: The sound of the snow when you step on it =]
031: Favorite Tv Show: Mock The Week
032: Favorite writer: Eoin Colfer
033: Favorite Nickname: Matty
035: What is under your bed: ........you really dont wanna know XD
036: Favorite Color: Purple
037: Favorite song: Down With The Sickness
038: Favorite song at this moment: Closer - Inuo Jo
039: Favorite Food: NOODLES!
040: Favorite class in school: Engineering
041: Favorite Drink: Alcohol or non?
042: Lucky Number: 7
043: What do you think is the greatest about yourself: My personality
044: What deodorant do you use: Lynx (or for you americans its called Axe)Shock/Dark Temptation
045: Favorite Shoes: New Rocks
046: What time do you go to bed on weekdays: between 11pm - 1 am
047: What word do you use most: Bollox
048: Most romantic moment in your life: When I confessed to my first girlfreind
049: Most embrassing moment in your life: Ran around the estate naked when I was little xD
050: You spend your time outside or inside: Inside
051: What do you do in the weekends: Work or whatever xD
052: What class on school do/did you dislike most: Chavs >.>
053: Your Breakfast: Toast or Butty xD
054: What do you really, really dislike to eat: Vegetables >.>
055: Pets: 1 cat
056: Laugh or dream: Laugh
057: Serious or funny: Funny
058: Fast or slow: Slow
059: You prefer being alone or have relationship with someone: All depends
060: Simple or complicated?: Simple
061: Cremate or Buried when you die: Cremate and scattered in the mountains of Scotland
063: Stay up late or go to bed early: Late!
064: Light or dark?: Dark
065: Speak or Silence: Speak
067: Newspaper or Television: Both
068: Hug or kiss: Both
069: Happy or Sad: Happy
070: Life or Death: Life
071: Gig or Disco: Gig
072: Left or Right: Right for most things, left for snooker xD
073: Sausages on top, or on the side: O.O
075: What would you ask God if you could ask him 1 single question: Why mondays?
076: You believe in reincarnation: If I come back as a bear yes
077: You believe in Aliens: Hell who doesnt xD
078: When you die, what will be your last words?: La Resistance lives on!
079: Does true love exist: Yesh
080: How many kids would you like to have: 2
081: What is the one thing you can't stand: Politics
082: Best feeling: Lust
083: Worst feeling in the world: Destroyed
084: What are you afraid of: Being alone
085: Are you an emotional person: Kinda
086: Do you ever cry during a movie: Movie no, end of a game.............yes xD
087: Your goal in life: Show that Fat people can do whatever normal people can do!
088: What was the promise you made to yourself at New Years Eve: I will not shout at old people
089: Favorite art-artist: Dont really have one
090: As what animal would you like to come back as: A bear >:]
091: What is the most beautiful part on the female body: All depends on what we are staring at >:]
092: Most original place to ask your love to marry you: Drunk in a nightclub lol
093: What do you think of Elfpack: Meh, its ok
094: Is there something you miss about elfpack: Not that I know of
095: Where did you get this question list: Joooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
096: Besides elfpack, what do you do most on your PC: Play WoW ^-^
097: Whats the most annoying thing that people ask you?: Where do you work?
098: Do you get in trouble a lot: Yeah =/
099: Favorite actor: Bruce Willis
100: Favorite Actress: Kiera Knightly
101: Have You ever gone skinny Dipping?: Not yet =P
102: Have You ever gotten in a fight?: Hell yes
103: What do most people like about your body?: All of it xD
104: Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex?: Yes >.<
105: What do you want to be when you are older?: OBJECTION!
My banners! ^-^

Animes i mostly like are:
DNAngel
Ouran High School
Loveless
Tokyo Mew Mew
Lucky Star
Cardcaptors
Angel Sanctuary
Demon Diaries
Soul Eater
Negima!? Or Mahou Sensei Negima
Azumiagh Daoi
Tsubasa Chronicles
Rall n Grad
Death Note
Dragon Ball (All of them ^_^)
And yes, alas damn that NARUTO!
and many many more
Games I love:
PHOENIX WRIGHT!!!
All Final Fantasys
Kingdom Hearts 1 and 2 (i actually base the heart about this)
Sonic all of them
Metal Gear Solid
Dragon Ball Z
Jak and Daxters
Ratchet And Clanks
Halos (apart from 3 that was crap!)
Guitar Hero
Gears Of War
Bioshock
Call of Dutys
World Of Warcraft
Legend Of Zelda (most of them)
Dance mats >.>
And many many more
[由貴瑛里 // вεcкч ♥]

Well, what can I say about this women, she likes Yaoi which is disgusting, knows how to drive and has a car unlike me, keeps telling me I am the Uke when she is really, has a cow plush toy called Mr. Moo Moo who is a secret transformer, AND complains about my Guinness and Monster burps! But other then that, she really is a lovely lass and I love her to itty bitty peices, Looove you! <3 xD
[The Incredible Bulk]
Well what do I say about this women. Well shes been a great freind for quite a while now and become one of the few I trust alot! She can be innoying and sometimes foolish but thats what best freinds are there for, to slap, threaten and shout at them to put then right xD.
[kinky angel]
Abbie, This person just said to me on EP one day randomly and we started there, we have had a rocky relationship but we have sorted things out ^-^, she is a very cool las though hehe
[Vaughne]:)
Bryony. Bry Bry Bry, what can I say about her. Well for starters I met her when she came to one of my parties and the freindship started from then. Shes helped me through alot and been a good freind to trust. Thanks to me, shes going out with the love of her life xD, she still owes me a pint infact >.>.........
[noble]:)
This man is part of the Kershaw Crew! Ah man back when we were kids we was crazy, climbing trees, getting firefighters to get us out, beating up the chavs who didnt know thier place. But yeah hes a great freind and been freinds since we was like 4 years old. And he owes me a pint aswell >.>
[The Lost Boy]
Liam, another Kershaw Crew member! We didnt get on well when we was little but then after a few Worm matches later and Crash Bash and we was set, hes a good freind and we have had a laugh together, espcially beating the hell out of that Andrew xD
[WHIPSTICKAGOSTOP]
Natasha. Once again another part of the Kershaw Crew but none the less the prettiest xD. We went through alot together, most of it trying to teach me to roller skate and just messing about in thier house xD. Man I wish you guys were back, I miss you all :P
[Necrobioticrash]
Eva, this las is very.......unique. I cant say anything other besides that, shes funny, pretty and great imgination. We dont see much of each other but when we do we have the bestest laughs and greatest stories to make up and tell xD
[♥Lexi;;™] / Ravan Baxter (^_^ Heehee)
Well well well well, what can I say about this pearl. This is Alex and a very fine women indeed. Shes one of greatest people I ever met and a brilant freind, shes alwasy been there for me, cheering me up and having a laugh with each, espcially when we get the cameras rolling and start to kareoke xD. I love this girl to bits. Shes awesome and cant wait to see her when im 18
[Mr. Oogie Boogie]
Jackko! I met this guy in History during my High School years, at fisrt we didnt talk cuz we was opposite sides of rooms, but when we watched the film Robin Hood disney version, there began a freindship that was to be known for centuries, since then we have had laughs together and also share the same passion that is called Dragon Ball Z with eachother
[HellyWelly]
Helly. This wonderful girl is another great freind I met at a party, I knew her due to EP abit, but never met, and when we did we was drunk out of our wits! Since then we have talked met up and had great fun together, espcially whenAlice is involved and dresses........anyways this girl is amazingly pretty but refuses to acept it, bless her heart xD
[Regrets Life] :3
This be KiKi, I know her real name but due to her request I cant say it xD, well I met her on hear and started talking doing random roleplaying and just messing about, since then we have made a brillant freindship and had a blast :)
Meh, I was bored and checked [Mr. Oogie Boogie] Page and he had this very unusaul thing, so I stole! Mwhahahaha
Okay, so what you do is that you get your MP3, put it on random and whatever song comes up, you right down in the label provided.
Waking up:
Nobody's Listening - Linkin Park
Average day:
Into The Night - Nickelback
First date:
Bound - Disturbed
Falling in love:
Music Was My First Love - John Miles (what can I say? I love music xD)
Love scene:
FRGT/10 - Charlie 2na (So much for a lovey dovey song >.>")
Fight scene:
Because We Can - Fat Boy Slim (O.O wtf!?)
Breaking up:
Toast Song - From the Bob And Tom Show (>.< you really dont wanna know)
Getting back together:
The Game - Disturbed (This is a pretty violent song though >.>")
Secret love:
Lonely - Akon (Ironic much?)
Life's okay:
Always - Blink 182
Mental breakdown:
Mein Herz Brennt - Rammstein
Driving:
Longing - Gackt (More like head banging music >.<)
Learning a lesson:
End Of The Line - Pain
Deep thought:
Heart of a Dragon - Dragonforce (yeah like this song will play when im in deep thought >.>")
Flashback:
1000% Sparking - Negima OP Theme
Partying:
7 Days To The Wolves - Nightwish
Happy dance:
Rolling Christmas - From a DDR xD (trust me its class =D)
Regreting:
Fight For All The Wrong Reasons - Nickelback
Long night alone:
Something In Your Mouth - Nickelback (O.O but that means someone would have to be there xD)
Death scene:
Numb (Piano Version) - Linkin Park (.....Depressing much?)
Closing credits:
Want - Disturbed
...........Half of those I do not belive is true xD, And im gonna do this every month because im a sad man! >.<
-My Mum -
-My dad -
-My wife -
-My husband - [Mr. Oogie Boogie]
-My Sister(s) - [WHIPSTICKAGOSTOP] - [HellyWelly]
-My Brother(s) - [The Lost Boy]
-My Son(s) -
-My Daughter(s) - [Vaughne]
-My Girlfriend(s) -
-My Idol -
-My Stalker(s) -
-My Bitch -
-My Hottie(s) -
-My Partner in Crime - [noble]
-My Guardian Angel -
-My Secret Admirer(s) - [♥Lexi;;™]
-My Brotherly Body guard(s) - [The Lost Boy] - [noble]
-My Soulmate -
-My Nemesis - [由貴瑛里 // вεcкч ♥]
-My Whore - [The Incredible Bulk]
-My Sadistic Nymph (special made relation) - [Necrobioticrash]
-My Butler (special made relation) - [I Dribble On People]


[RIP Will Newman / Angel <3] [One More Worthless Fallen Angel]
We lost this incredible man on 5th October 2007. He will eternily be remembered and loved. An intelligent, incredible, awesome, caring, considerate, beautiful man, who didn't deserve any of the bad things that happened to him. He's still with us in our minds, hearts and memories. RIP at last.

Starting from left: Xemnas, Xigbar, Xaldin, Vexen, Lexeus, Zexion, Saix, Axel, Demyx, Luxord, Marluxia, Larxene and Roxas.......................Got them memorized?
[(Brownie points for who can tell me who says that :P)]
THERE IS ALWAYS ROOM FOR CAKE!
I am a [Anti-Suicide Believer].No matter how suckish life gets,no matter how many people [hate you],no matter how many [tears you cry]...[Ask yourself]: Is my life worth giving up because of [stupid shit] like this?
Now sorry, but when i read this, I strongly agree with this persons point.
You call me "Cracker", "Honkey", "Whitey" and you think it's OK.
But when I call you, nigger, Kike, Towelhead, Sand-nigger, Camel Jockey, Beaner, Gook, or Chink you call me a racist.
You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you, so why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live
You have the United Negro College Fund.
You have Martin Luther King Day.
You have Black History Month.
You have Cesar Chavez Day.
You have Yom Hashoah
You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi
You have the NAACP.
You have BET.
If we had WET(white entertainment television) we'd be racists.
If we had a White Pride Day you would call us racists.
If we had white history month, we'd be racists.
If we had an organization for only whites to "advance" our lives, we'd be racists.
If we had a college fund that only gave white students scholarships, you know we'd be racists.
In the Million Man March, you believed that you were marching for your race and rights. If we marched for our race and rights, you would call us racists.
You are proud to be black, brown, yellow and orange, and you're not afraid to announce it. But when we announce our white pride, you call us racists.
You rob us, carjack us, and shoot at us.
But, when a white police officer shoots a black gang member or beats up a black drug-dealer running from the law and posing a threat to society, you call him a racist.
I am white.
I am proud.
But, you call me a racist.
Why is it that only whites can be racists?
Well I am impressed, you decided to read/scan through all my house! Well I spose I can save you a job of scrolling all the way up so, here we go!
[#]
Thank you! *rock poses*
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| Age: 19 | Year of birth: 1991 | Month of birth: 6 | Day of birth: 14 |
Gender: male
What do you do?: Being lazy
Place of living: United Kingdom-England
Exact place of living: Halifax
Known languages
| Sign Language | English | Japanese |
Home-page URL: S
Weblog URL: T
Favorite URL: F
Elfpack crew wannabe: No
Music
| blues | classical | goth |
| heavy metal | hip hop | jazz |
| progressive metal | punk | rap |
| reggae | rock | techno |
Other interests
| animals | anime | art |
| beer | books | card games |
| carpentry | cars | cats |
| chasing the preferred sex | cooking | dancing |
| dogs | drinks | eating |
| electronics | fantasy | film |
| gambling | motorcycles | party |
| physics | porn | role playing |
| scifi | wine | woodwork |
Civil status: involved
Sexual preference: opposite sex
Body shape: fat
Height: 173