my wife is [Cheyenne Lee] shes a sexy bitch..talk to her!


"Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.” - Paris Hilton


oh honey..tehe
i'm very steriotypical. so kill me?

Leval 1~*~*
Name: Kaylee Lynn McCauley
age: 15
Birthday: April 6
Eye color: brown
Hair color: brown

fuck

I like my coffee black just like my metal

don't talk to me unless you inteand to TALK not..gross stupid internet sex...save that for JULIAS mom..haha
myspace makes me mad, but I do have one.
myspace famouse? then get hit by a bus! you have too much time on your hands, I dont think thats anywhere near "famouse"
I am in so much love with all of my friends, mess with them..and you'll get cancer.. doubt me?



[LAYER TWO
-- Your heritage: psshhfff everything
-- The shoes you wore today: hot topic shoes...beautiful
-- Your weakness: him
-- Your fears: ehh...him
-- Your perfect pizza: one I don't have to make
-- Goal you'd like to achieve: money!?]

LAYER THREE
-- Your most overused phrase: too many to say
-- Your thoughts first waking up: an I push the snooze butten again?
-- Your best feature: legs I bet
-- Your bedtime: idk..lateish
-- Your most missed memory: I want my nap time!




[LAYER FIVE
-- Smoke: uh.yea
-- Sing: in the shower
-- Take a shower every day: duh
--Have a crush(es): who doens't?
-- Do you think you've been in love: suppose so
-- Want to go to college: yea
-- Like high school: its fine, better then anything else
-- Want to get married: def.
-- Believe in yourself: somtiems
-- Get motion sickness: no
-- Get along with your parents: not really
-- Like thunderstorms: FAVORITE!
-- Play an instrument: used to play trumpet!]


LAYER SIX
In the past month...
-- Drank alcohol: yea
-- Smoked: yea
-- Done a drug: yea
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: I wish!
-- Eaten sushi: eww no
-- Been on stage: nope
-- Made homemade cookies: all the time!
-- Dyed your hair: yea
-- Stolen anything: last night



LAYER EIGHT
-- Age you hope to be married: 20 ish
-- Numbers and names of children: alot
-- Describe your dream wedding: idk
-- How do you want to die: idk, something ironic, that people will laugh at and then get really mad for laughing and then feel bad n stuff..haha
-- Where do you want to go to college: somewhere in canada
-- What do you want to be when you grow up: poet
-- What country would you most like to visit: france

[LAYER NINE
In a Girl/Boy...
-- Best eye color: green
-- Best hair color: doesn't matter
-- Short or long hair: whaas long as he is hot
-- Height: taller than me
-- Best first date location: movies!
-- Best first kiss location: same place]




black to her heart, and cold to the bone, she opened her eyes and saw she was A.L.O.N.E

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**If you said you "can't
live without me, then why
arn't you dead yet?"

READ..please?

WOW!

נє т'αмє fσιѕ ℓ'ιиfιиιтє' ρℓυѕ υи! (ι ℓσνє уσυ тιмєѕ ιиfιиιту ρℓυѕ σиє!) уσυ киσω ωнσ єℓѕє ι ℓσνє тнαт мυ¢н [_Daddys // Little-Defect] тαкє нєя ρσℓℓ уσυ fυ¢ки' вιт¢нєѕ!!
***who else do I love you ask? well [Miss.PYRO™] of course! who do you take me for?
[Cheyenne Lee] is my wifey
and..tell me to add you if you wish!

RAWR!

I am a dynosaur
I will eat your head off
as if it were a carrot
and you will crunch..haha

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he
was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man
behind him. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."


The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:


"Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK,"
"When I grew up I was BLACK,"
"When I'm sick I'm BLACK,"
"When I go in the sun I'm BLACK,"
"When I'm cold I'm BLACK,"
"When I die I'll be BLACK."
"But you sir."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"


The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Pass it on if you dislike racism

he said that he loved me, but I didn't say it back..what do i do?

aka. note to self..make me or break me

I dont care if you think im weird, but anyway, i'll tell you a story, I was haging out with a friend, and we got drunk at wached ALOT of lesbian porn! lmao....it was...interesting..they are such bad actors
it was called "the boobs of hazard" lol
ahhh...funny


Leval 2~*~*
bands: Evenescence, Violet Femmes, Bright eyes, Betty Curse, MCR, SOAD, Aiden, AFI, CKY, ICP, Marillion, Marceys Playground, Dead milk men, 311, Fergie, Black eyed peas, Nelly Fratodo, Lady Soverign, Marilyn Manson, good charrlotte, Disterbed, green day, Rob Zombie, Queen of the Damned soundtrack, From first to last, red jumpsuit aparatus, taking back sunday, fall out boy, Panic! at the disco, ect.
Typs of music: hip hop, emo, rap, funk, and metal.

Leval 3~*~*
favorerite eye color: green
Favorite hair color: a utopia of colors

[92% of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you are one of the 8% who would be laughing your arse off.]


I don't care to be "emo" I am nothing. I am me. I am a bitch. I am a open. I LOVE TOMMY!