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Member #42904 created: 2006-06-30 04:41:25Simple URL: http://www.elfpack.com/the_elf_master   
Email: clarinet_geek@hotmail.com

Name: Robert Paul Elam

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Description:
i'm just ur average 15 year old kid. if by average u mean someone who's on the computer almost 24/7 in the summer and almost all day after school in the school time. i'm also in the band. i can play clarinet (go clarinets!!!!!) alto saxaphone
a little bit of guitar, and that's about it. i'm single and looking,(and so is my friend XXXRoxasXXX) he's been through some rough times, so give him a break. that's about it 4 me. OH! one more thing, i'm 6'4", if that intrests u any. i have brown hair and brown eyes. the things i like in a girl are as follows: she has 2 have a sense of humor, (i mean, come on. who would like a girl who just sat there? not me) good looking, nice and polite, and who has been brought up in a good christian home. for those of u who know me *cough XXXRoxasXXX cough* u know what i mean. the music i like. umm Green Day, Good Charlotte,
Johnny Cash, The Gorillaz. More will come to mind. Here are a few stories for ya!!!
Enjoy!!!!
One night a guy & a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed & that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she pulled it out & read it. "Without your love, I would die." REPOST IF YOU CARE ABOUT SOMEONE
a girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road..
Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.
(In the paper the next day)
A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his
breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
..*..If you love someone this much put this on your site..*..
Daniel and Jasmine are sitting alone in the park one night....
Daniel: I guess we are the left overs in this world
Jasmine: I think so... All of my friends have boyfriends and we are only the 2 persons left in this world without any special person in our lives
Daniel: Yup I don't know what to do
Jasmine: I know! We'll play a game
Daniel: What game?
Jasmine: i'll be your
girlfriend for 30 days and you will be my boyfriend
Daniel: That's a great plan in fact i don't have anything to do for the following weeks...
DAY 1:
They watch their first movie and they both touched in a romantic film
DAY 4:
They went to the beach and had a picnic...Daniel and Jasmine had their quality time together
DAY 12:
Daniel invited Jasmine to a circus and they rode on a Horror House....Jasmine was scared and she touched Daniel's hand but she touched someone else's hand and they both laughed...
DAY 15:
They saw a fortune teller down the road and they asked for their future advice and the fortune teller said: "My darlings, Please don't waste the time of your life... spend the rest of your time
together happily" Then tears flow out from the teller's eyes
DAY 20:
Jasmine invited Daniel to go to the hill and they saw a meteor...Jasmine mumbled something
DAY 28:
They sat on the bus and because of a bumby road Jasmine gave her first kiss to Daniel by accident
DAY 29:
11:37pm
Jasmine and Daniel sat in the park where they first decided to play this game...
Daniel: I'm tired Jasmine...Do you want any drinks? I'll buy you one.. I'll just go down the road >Jasmine: Apple Juice that's all
Daniel: Wait for me....
20mins later... a stranger approached Jasmine
Stranger: Are you a friend of Daniel?
Jasmine: Why yes? What happened?
Stranger: A reckless drunken driver ran over Daniel and he is critical in the hospital
11:57pm
The doctor went out of the emergency room and he handed out an apple juice and a letter >Doctor: We found this in daniel's pocket
Jasmine reads the letter and it says:
Jasmine, This past few days, i realized you are a really cute girl and i am really falling for you..Your cherished.... smile you were everything when we played this game..... Before this game would end...I wouldlike you to be my girl friend for the rest of my life.... I
love you Jasmine....
Jasmine crumples the paper and shouted:
"Daniel ! i don't want you to die... I love you...Remember that night when we saw a meteor, I mumbled something... I mumbled that I wish we
would be together forever and never end this game. Please don't leave me Daniel.... I love you! You cannot do this to me!"
Then the clock strikes 12
Daniel's heart stop pumping
THEN IT WAS THE 30TH DAY........ ************************************************* >Always love your loved ones and show them how you feel before it is too late... You will never know when they will be gone from your embrace... If you were given a time to bestow petals of everlasting compassion and love to your loved ones? Today is the day.... Love them while they are still here... ....
anywho, here's something tht let's ya know if ur addicted to anime or not.
[You know you are addicted to anime when...]
You call your dog Shinji.
You perform a canon ball dive into a pool while yelling "Spirit Bomb!"
Your house has an anime room.
You and your friends flash peace signs and take girlish poses when you are happy.
You get an anime tattoo. even though you're scared of needles.
Your walls are covered in wallscrolls and posters from your favorite series.
you use the term 'Kawaii' to describe everything.
You try to convince your girlfriend/boyfriend that 'cat ears' and 'a tail' really looks good on them.
You can sing songs from your favorite shows, in Japanese, even though you dont speak Japanese...
You have legally changed your name to that of your favorite charcter.
You wear a necklace and fall down everytime someone says "sit boy".
You insist on having an entrance that includes spotlights, music, and raining cherry blossoms (while you hold a rose if you're a guy).
You play an instrument and you nick name it Inuyasha
For valinetines day you buy a stuffed dog and make up your own japanese name for it
If you get mad at your teacher and draw a picture of her as a anime demon cat.
You always have your hair covering your left eye and always fliping it so you look like a anime character.
You think that falling flat on your back with your legs in the air is a normal reaction to big news.
You shave a cresent moon onto your cats head, dye the cat purple, then take it to school and insist it's Luna, your talking cat.
You go around town trying to eat donuts and act all crazy-like, all the while saying you're Vash the Stampede.
To resolve a conflict, you insist in a duel.
The employees at Gamestop know you, and tell you when you walk in if they've gotten a new shipment of anime DVDs.
You waste countless amounts of hair gel to get that "Goku look"
You believe it is possible for a person to be severly beaten in the head with a large hammer, stick, etc...and still come out alive.
You have a moment of confusion whenever you go to school because there are no girls in those tiny little skirts that come with their school uniform
You yell out 'Baka hanyou Inu-Yasha!' at your birthday party and everyone (except your parents) knows you're talking to your boyfriend.
You tell your parents you need to stay out past curfew to save the colonies.
Each time you see a stray animal, you turn your hat sideways and throw one of those plastic Pokeballs Burger King was giving out in their kids' meals yelling, "POKEBALL, GO!"
You add "no da" to the end of all statements you make
The majority of your CDs are Japanese or the English version of a Japanese soundtrack or the English soundtrack of an anime that just decided that it would use English in its songs.
You misplace your manga and someone at school you don't even know gives it to you saying they knew it was yours.
You incorporate Japanese, somehow, into every class.
You use random Japanese words such as baka, kawaii, and hentai.
You try to read every book from right to left
You take a break from watching anime to go to your computer (nicknamed Lord Conti) to download anime (for previewing purposes only! ;) ), while visiting your favorite anime forum, while listening to Japanese webradio...
You call your parents Oka-san and Otou-san
You'll risk grounding to get a good new fanfic.
You insist on chopsticks for everyday use.
Your bookshelf is filled with anime boxed sets and no books
You stop listening to the radio because english makes no sense to you anymore and it's your first spoken language
You call yourself "otaku."
All of your family portraits have been altered to the proper super large eye size.
Your dreams are animated.
You hold your eyes really wide all day trying to make them stay big
You run out of space on your computer because the hard drive is taken up by hundreds of anime pics, mp3s, midis, and music videos.
You spend all night trying to figure out how many people you can get to go in with you on buying the complete collection of Sailor Moon episodes in Japanese.
You spend your whole spring break working on an anime webpage.
You expect to see a teardrop over someone's head when they get embarressed.
You start to speak with an odd accent.
You can watch two animes in the same room at the same time and still have the TV off.
You know your favorite character's bloodtype.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to anime.
Qoutes
"Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go"
"Save the Earth, it's the only planet with Chocolate"
"My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone"
"Treat me like an angel and I'll be your lil' devil"
"Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away"
"Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to"
"Smile and the world will smile with you, Laugh and they'll all think your on drugs"
"Best friends are the people that know all about and still put up with you!"
"42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot"
"A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good"
"A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory"
"All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand"
___31 Things Guys Should Know About Girl___
Written by a guy. After years of experience.
1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do.
2. Don't cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mud.
3. Beware of every single male relatives and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your butt at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat.
4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.
5. Don't refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous.
6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it.
7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms.
8. If you don't sleep with them, do not tell your friends that you did.
--8.5. If you DO sleep with them, don't tell your friends that you did.
9. You can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them are not offended by it...
10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales.
11. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you're a pussy.
--11.5. Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!
12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it's not a serious relationship.
13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's home safely.
14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to kick the crap out of him.
15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer.
16. Never, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back.
17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went.
18. You're dead meat if you can't get along with their pets, parents and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.
19. Don't flirt with their moms or friends...that's just freaky.
20. Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make them feel like crap, so be understanding
21. If you don't like the way they drive, you do it.
22. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend
23. Don't stress where you go for every date. They really only want to be with you.
24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them without being asked.
25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.
26. Memorize their birthdays. You forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life.
27. Don't marinade the cologne.
28. Don't give her something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful. Jewelry is always nice.
29. If you think the relationship isn't going to last, don't wait to find out. It will only hurt you more if you draw it out.
30. After you've been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond.
31.Don't ever do anything wrong (well not anything). girls remember things for life and anything you did wrong will be used against you in the future
[92% of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you are one of the 8% who would be laughing your arse off.]
i'll draw a pretty picture
i'll draw it with a twist
i'll draw it with a razorblade
i'll draw it in my wrist
and as i draw this picture
a fountain will appear
and as this fountain flows
all my problems disappear
[30 things to do to piss your parents off:]follow them around the house every where
[moo when they say your name]
run into walls
[say that wearing clothes is against your religion]
stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin and say"good morning sunshine
[pluck someones hair out and yell "DNA!"]
wear a sticker that says "im retarded"
[have 20 imaginary friends that talk to you all the time]
in public yell out" no mom/dad i will not make out with you!"
[do what they actually tell you to do]
jump off a roof trying to fly
[hold there hand and whisper "i see dead people"]
everything they say yell "liar!"
[try to swim on the floor]
tap on there door all night
[pretend to have amnesia]
say everything backwards
[give yourself a swirly]
run around with a lamp shade on your head screaming "the sun! its dying!"
[sing at the top of your lungs while running around the house...in your underwear]
have nervous spasms at spontaneus times
[snort loudly when you laugh then laugh harder]
run in circles
[recite a whole movie 3 times]
pretend to beat yourself up
[slither evrywhere]
wear you pants on your head and your shirt on your waist....tell them your making a fashion statement
[try and drink out of a glass the wrong way]
super glue your finger to your nose
[talk to a pen]


A boy and a girl,
the best of friends.
From elementary to high school
from beginning to end.
Through all those years
their friendship grew.
They both felt the same,
but neither knew.
Each waking moment
since the day they met.
They both loved each other
sunrise to sunset.
He was all she had
in her terrible life.
He was the one
who kept her from her knife.
She was his angel,
she made him smile.
Though life threw him curves,
she made it all worth while.
Then one day
things went terribly wrong.
The next few weeks
were like a very sad song.
He made her jealose
on purpose he tried.
When the girl asked, "Do you love her?"
on purpose he lied.
He played with jealousy
like it was a game.
Little did he know
Things would never be the same.
His plan was working
but he had no clue.
How wrong things would go,
the damage he would do.
One night she broke down,
feeling very alone.
Just her and the blade,
no one else home.
She dialed his number,
he answered, "Hello"
She told him she loved him
and hung up the phone.
He raced to her house
just a minute too late.
Found her lying in blood,
her heart had no rate.
Beside her was a note,
in it her confession.
Her love for this boy,
her only obsession.
As he read the note,
he knelt down and cried.
Grabbed her knife,
that night they both died.
She was found in his arms,
both of them dead.
Under her note
his handwriting said:
"I loved her so,
she never knew.
All this time
I loved her too."

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the wild world of matt

Age: 17Year of birth: 1991Month of birth: 1Day of birth: 30

Gender: male

What do you do?: Something in between

Place of living: USA-Tennessee

Exact place of living: Morrison

Known languages
English

Home-page URL: www.msn.com

Favorite URL: www.battleon.com

Elfpack crew wannabe: Yes

Music
bluesclassicalpop
punkraprock
synthtechno

Other interests
animalsanimebooks
catschasing the preferred sexchess
cookingcrime storiesdogs
electronicsfantasygeography
historyphysicspoetry
scifislacking

Civil status: single

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Body shape: a little overweight

Height: 193


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