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Member #39544 created: 2006-02-09 15:42:52Simple URL:   

Name: *~ZOE~*



ME !!!

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Crazy kid


hey ppl im Zoe
im 18 years old and live in wymondham which is near norwich in norfolk lol go check it out sum time lol

im in yr 13 @ cns 6th form and it rocks so much im doin my alevels there in : sociology, foodtech and double health and social care and them lessons r fab jst like da ppl that go there

i support norwich city football club they are like the best team ever, yer m8!!!!!
i like hangin wit ma m8s and havin gd time mainly down the loggy but u wont no what that is lmao

i also do : dancing ,drama ,singing, trampolining ,rangers (and im goin 2 norjam this year so if any1 is goin let me no.

    If u have myspace then ADD ME
   ( if u do add me can u tell me )

oh and if u feel like it add my step bro's band which are called A Gnome Called Gary on myspace cz there new and need all the support they can get kk so add them 2 :
( it will b much a preciated THANKS XXX )

my piczo site is:


bands i like are :

* fallout boy
* greenday
* blink 182
* kaiser chiefs
* orson
* the automatic
* keane
* franz ferdinand
* razor light
* the automatic
* babyshambles
* the future heads
* linkin park
* maximo park
* hard-fi
* the zutons
* the feeling
and loads of other stuff aswell


:Name: Zoe
:Does your name mean anything?: life
:Were you named after anyone?: nah
:Nickname(s): Zoeo ,zo
:Date of birth: 2/1/1990
:Place of birth: norwich, norfolk uk
:Current location: wymondham
:Height: 5'4"
:Shoe size:6
:Hair color: brown
:Eye color: blue
:What do you look like?: emo /sk8a
:Righty, lefty, or ambidextrous?: righty
:How old are you mentally?: im a crazy person

Do You Have...
:Any sisters: 1
:Any brothers: 0
:Any step sisters : 1
:Any step brothers : 1
:Any pets: yes
:A disease: no
:A pager: no
:A personal phone number: yep
:A leather jacket with studs on it?:no
:A :heroin needle: gross
:A pool or hot tub: nah
:A Car: gettin 1 though

Describe Your...

:Car or one you want: minni copper or vw camper van or beatle
:Room: not 2 messy @ da mo which is strange
:School: city of norwich school (CNS)
:Relationship with your parent(s): its ok
:Believe in yourself?: mostly
:Believe in love at first sight?: not sure
:Consider yourself a good listener: yes
:Consider yourself a good friend: yep
:Save your e-mail or conversations: nah unless there really good
:Pray: nope
:Believe in reincarnation: not sure
:Like to make fun of people: no unless its my m8s wen we're havin a laff
:Like to talk on the phone: its ok
:Get motion sickness: nah

What Was/Is (or Are)...
:Right next to you: cds
:On your mouse pad: ermmm i just droped it lmao
:Your dream car: porsche
:Your dream honeymoon spot: hawai
:Your dream husband/wife: sum1 i get along with
:Your bedtime: when ever
:Under your bed: who knows
:Your bad time of the day: dont really have 1 goin 2 skl is prity bad lol

Little Johnny was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather

He had been hearing quite a bit about 'making out' from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done.
One day he took his question to his mother, who became rather
flustered. Instead of explaining things to Johnny, she told him
to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister
and her boyfriend.
This he did. The following morning, Johnny described EVERYTHING
to his mother.

"Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he
turned off most of the lights. Then he started kissing and
hugging her. I figured 'Sis must be getting sick, because her
face started looking funny.

He must have thought so too, because he put his hand inside her
blouse to feel her heart, just the way the doctor
would. Except he's not as smart as the doctor because he seemed
to have trouble finding her heart. I guess he was getting sick
too, because pretty soon both of them started panting and
getting all out of breath.

His other hand must have been cold because he put it under her
About this time 'Sis got worse and began to moan and sigh and
squirm around and slide down toward the end of the couch. This
was when her fever started. I knew it was a fever, because Sis
told him she felt really hot.

Finally, I found out what was making them so sick......-a big
eel ;had gotten inside his pants somehow. It just jumped out of
his pants and stood there, about 10 inches long, honest, anyway
he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from getting away.
When Sis saw it, she got really scared-her eyes got big, and her
mouth fell open, and she started calling out to God and stuff
like that. She said it was the biggest one she's ever seen; I
should tell her about the ones down at the lake by our house!
Anyway, Sis got brave and tried to kill the eel by biting its
head off. All of a sudden she grabbed it with both hands and
held it tight while he took a muzzle out of his pocket and
slipped it over the eel's head to keep it from biting again.

Sis lay back and spread her legs so she could get a scissor-lock
on it and he helped by lying on top of the eel. The eel put up a
hell of a fight.
Sis started groaning and squealing and her boyfriend almost
upset the couch. I guess they wanted to kill the eel by
squashing it between them.

After a while they both quit moving and gave a great sigh. Her
boyfriend got up, and sure enough, they killed the eel. I knew
because it just hung there, limp, and some of its insides were
hanging out.
Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired from the battle, but they
went back to courting anyway. He started hugging and kissing her again. By golly, the eel wasn't dead! It jumped straight up and started to fight again.
I guess eels are like cats- they have nine lives or something.
This time, Sis jumped up and tried to kill it by sitting on it.
After about a 35 minute struggle, they finally killed the eel. I
knew it was dead, because I saw Sis's boyfriend peel its skin
off and flush it down the toilet.

Now that you've read it, post it and have goodluck in "gettin'
sum" forever...Ignore it, and U will have a bad sex life!!! SO

Age: 18Year of birth: 1990Month of birth: 1Day of birth: 2

Gender: female

Place of living: United Kingdom-England

Exact place of living: norwich

Known languages

alternativeheavy metalpop

Other interests
travellingwatching sport

Civil status: single

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Body shape: normal

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