[I don't want another pretty face
I don't want just anyone to hold
I don't want my love to go to waste
I want you and your beautiful soul
You're the one I wanna chase
You're the one I wanna hold
I wont let another minute go to waste
I want you and your beautiful soul]


A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road...
Girl: Slow down. Im scared.
Guy: No this is fun.
Girl: No its not please, its too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on? Its bugging me.
Paper the next day: motorcycle crashed into a building because brake failure. 2 people riding only 1 survived.

The truth: halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, he didnt want 2 let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug 1 last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.

GO ON THIS IS WELL FUNNY :) u will piss urself laghin lol
http://www.geocities.com/shining_star_of_2003/annoying
but don't click on it

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i carved ur [name!]
on the [bullet!] so u was
the [last!] thing that went
[Through] My Mind !



i'll draw yoo a[pwitty] pivture.
i'll draw it with a [tw!st].
i'll draw it with a [Razorblade!].
i'll darw it on my [wr!st].



if yoo [looved!] me like yoo told me
please be [carefull!] with my
[heart!] yoo can take it[just!!]
dnt [break!] it or my ωworld
will fall [apart]

x=true _= false
(x) been in love
(x) got drunk
(x) got stoned
(x) had sex
(_) had anal sex
(_) shoplifted
(_) been arrested
(_) had sex in public
(_) been caught having sex
(_) had sex with the same sex
(_) been in a threesome
(x) involved
(_) had phone sex
(_) walked in on a friend doin it
(_) walked in on parents
(x) had oral
(_) slept with someone just for sex
(_) masturbated to music
(x) 'been there just for her/him..'

[.x.x.Bleeding desire.x.x.]= ema shes cool!

[Queen Vicky]=ooicky dis chik rox!

[.:ShOgUn:.]=1 of da many chris' i no!

[.."Sex up ya face"..]= dis is Jamie he rox more den u! so there!

[scott-y]=scott hes a real gud laugh go tlk 2 im now!

[pussnboots1]=dont no dis peep but wat da hey ill be m8s wid ne1!

[Noah-Bom-Boah]=hes so cool i wish i new im betta!

[libby_666]= dis is libz shes 1 of my oldest m8 go tlk 2 her!

[hawaiian drummer]= ali/alistair hes mint he was in lithium(da best band eva)wid scott-y! go tlk now!

[blackley-boy]= smiddy hes so cool i luv im so much!

[fuck you all]= dis is barrass hes da cooliest of da coll!

1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Do you have a crush on me?
5. Would you kiss me?
6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
7. Describe me in one word.
8. What was your first impression?
9. Do you still think that way about me now?
10. What reminds you of me?
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
12. How well do you know me?
13. When's the last time you saw me?
14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
15. Are you going to put this on your house and see what I say about you?

kk im in a random mood so:
if u cud av nefin wat wud it b?
if u cud do nefin wat wud u do?
if u cud meet ne1 who?
if u cud kiss ne1 who?
if u cud shag ne1 who?
if u cud marry ne1 who?






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=(o.o)=
(")UU(") copy n paste this bunny into ur house to help him take ova the world!!!










ODE TO FLORA(nobody inparticular i stole it from a book)

Oh beautiful Flo-Flo
With ur top cut so lo-lo
& ur cleavage on sho-sho
how da boys adore u!

with ur succulent beauty
and ur ways oh-so-cutey
u make us feel fruity-
u no dat u do

u act oh-so-flirty
tlk raunchy and dirty
& den go all hurty
as r balls turn quite blue

u make us feel silly
wid brains empty n frilly
obsessed with r willy
& a pin-up or 2

now ur makin it clear
dat u want me near-
quite frankly my dear
i'd rather snog Hugh

oh beautiful Flo-Flo
wid ur titties a-go-go
i'm afraid its a no-no
'cos i dont fancy u!

'taken frm 'Mr Perfect' byCatherine Robinson

[**if you want to lay under the stars with some one special then put this in your profile**]


as u can tell its a dumb chav!


mint wiki go join!

[IM GONNA GIVE A BIG SHOUT OUT TO ME WEEKEND CREW THEY KNOW WHO THEY ARE AND IF THEY DONT THEN THEY SHOULD
WE HAVE:
BEX
MATT
NATHAN
LUKE
SCHIVZ
DAN
CALLUM
RICO
BRIAN
MELISSA
BECKY
TOBY
JAMES
FERGIE
IF I MISSED ANYONE THEN THEY AINT IMPORTANT]