[I AM A PROUD WHITE MAN..IF THIS OFFENDS YOU....TOO FUCKIN BAD.
[92% of the teenage population has moved on to rap. If you are part of the 8% that stayed with rock, put this in your profile
I AM IN bloody beautiful.
TAKE THE TEST ARE YOU WORTHY?
-Your shady hat $30
your ecko jeans $65
your g-unit shirt $43
your rocawear socks 21$
your nexi $100
your bling bling $250
your gucci du-rag $25
Realizing that you're white..
Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch.
Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Law of Probability:
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
Law of the Telephone:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
Law of the Alibi:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now. (works every time)
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
Law of Close Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
Law of the Result:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
Law of Biomechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
Law of Coffee:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
Murphy's Law of Lockers:
If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
Law of Rugs/Carpets:
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.
Law of Location:
No matter where you go, there you are.