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Member #38259 created: 2006-01-10 10:52:38Simple URL: http://www.elfpack.com/mrstempest   

Name: laura aka loz aka laurla

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hey my name is laura i am eighteen years old i am fun going and very enagetic i like to have a laugh with everyone i dont now what else to say about my self really if u want ot now ask and i will tell u any thing u want to now. alli can say is i am fun going and up for a laugh i like most ppl unless they get cocky then it is just a case of f*k off and leave me alone 


u can see wht i look like by the pic ^^^^^^^^^^

my favourite little poem is
sticks and stones may brake my bones
but whips and chains exsitte me
so tight me up and throw me down
and show me how much you like me

What would you do if:
1) [I committed suicide:]
2) [I said I liked you:]
3) [I kissed you:]
4) [I lived next door to you:]
5) [I started smoking:]
6) [I stole something:]
7) [I was hospitalized:]
8) [I ran away from home:]
9) [I got into a fight and you weren't there:]


what do you think of my:
1) [Personality:]
2) [Eyes:]
3) [Face:]
4) [Hair:]
5) [Clothes:]
6) [Mannerisms:]


general stuff:
1) [Who are you?]
2) [Are we friends?]
3) [When and how did we meet?]
4) [How have I affected you?]
5) [What do you think of me?]
6) [What's the fondest memory you have of me?]
7) [How long do you think we will be friends or enemies?]
8) [do you wuv me?]
9) [Have I ever hurt you?]
10) [Would you hug me?]
11) [Would you kiss me?]
12) [Would you make love to me?]
13) [Would you marry me?]
14) [Emotionally, what stands out?]
15) [Do you wish I was cooler?]
16) [On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I?]
17) [Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.]
18) [Am I loveable?]
19) [How long have you known me?]
20) [Describe me in one word.]
21) [What was your first impression?]
22) [Do you still think that way about me now?]
23) [What do you think my weakness is?]
24) [Do you think I'll get married?]
25) [What about me makes you happy?]
26) [What about me makes you sad?]
27) [What reminds you of me?]
28) [What's something you would change about me?]
29) [How well do you know me?]
30) [Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?]
31) [Do you think I would kill someone?]
32) [Are we close?]
33) [Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you?]





[~~~#@***READ THIS***@#~~~
  You may ask me four questions.
 Any four, no matter how private or how random.
I have to answer them honestly,and I have to answer them 
   ALL!
In turn you post this message in your own journal, wikki, or profile and you have to answer the questions that are
   asked of you!
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ROSES R RED VIOLETS R CORNY WHEN I THINK 0F U oOo BABY I GET HORNY
EAT ME,
BEAT ME
BITE ME
BLOW ME
SUCK ME
FUCK ME
VERY SLOWLY
IF U KISS ME DON'T BE SASSY, USE YOUR TOUNGE AND MAKE IT NASTY...

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Kissing is a habbit
Fucking is a game
guys get all the pleasure
girls get all the pain
the guy says he loves you
you believe its true
your stomache starts to swell
he says, Fuck you
1 hour of pleasure
10 months of pain (aka 40weeks)
3 days in the hospital
A baby without a name
The baby is a bastard
The mother is a hore
This never would have happened
If the rubber had not torn !!!!!!!!!

Month One
Mommy, I am only 8 inches long.
I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.
Month Two
Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me, you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three
Mommy, you know what?
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too.
I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four
Mommy, my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head, curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five
Mommy, you went to the doctor today.
He lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy...what is abortion?

Month Six
Mommy, I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it?
It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
MOMMY!
Help me!

Month Seven
Mommy, I am okay.
I am in Jesus' arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

*One more heart that was stopped.
* Two more eyes that will never see.
* Two more hands that will never touch.
* Two more legs that will never run.
* One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, repost this



~~~~~~~~~~~~~~I'm This Girl~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
-I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because she's sleepy, but because she wants to be closer to you...
-I'm the girl who likes to be kissed under the stars, more than inside your bedroom or in a expensive resturant...
-I'm the girl who holds your hand and plays with it....
-I'm the girl who doesn't mind you playing with her hair....
-I'm the girl who makes jokes with your mom...
-I'm the girl who stares into your eyes looking for a reason what you see in me.......
-I'm the girl who loves to end a hug with a kiss...
-I'm the girl who will take care of you when you are sick...
-I'm the girl who you can talk to about anything...
-I'm the girl who laughs at your jokes...
-I'm the girl who will listen to you talk...
-I'm the girl who loves when you hug me for no apparent reason...
-I'm the girl who loves it when you hug me from behind or kiss me on the forehead....
-I'm the girl who loves you for you ; and doesn't care what other people say about us...
-I'm the girl who will love you unconditionally for the rest of your life...
-SWEET HEARTED GIRLS : If you are this girl repost this saying "I'm this girl"
-DUDES: If you want this girl repost "I want this Girl"
-LUCKY BASTARDS: "I have this girl" if you already have her
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Age: 21Year of birth: 1990Month of birth: 7Day of birth: 24

Gender: female

What do you do?: Being lazy

Place of living: United Kingdom-England

Exact place of living: west midlands

Known languages
English

Music
adult popalternativecountry
gothheavy metalhip hop
jazznew ageopera
popprogressive metalrap
reggaerocktechno

Other interests
animalsanimeart
boardgamesbookscard games
chasing the preferred sexcookingcrime stories
dancingdiscodogs
drinkseatingfantasy
filmmotorcyclesporn
role playingsingingsmoking
soapoperas

Civil status: involved

Sexual preference: both sexes

Body shape: plump


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