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Member #38089 created: 2006-01-08 03:10:06Simple URL: http://www.elfpack.com/38089   

Name: Miranda

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This is my baby rascle isnt he cute but everyone thinks he is ugly

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love yourself is what u need or u will be sad forevr

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EvEn iF sUmThiN wAs WrOnG
Da oNe WhOo WuLd BriGhTeN uR dAy
EvEn If ShE cuLdNt BriGhTen HeR oWn---

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(='.'=) this is Mr. Bunny copy and paste it
(")_(") to help him gain world domination

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MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!!!!!!!
This is a cow. copy him and have him go everywhere he may go....DON DON DON......oh no the cow is taking over!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE OR HE WILL TURN YOU TO A COW!!....IT'S TOO LATE FOR ME!! HURRY!! BEFORE IT IS TOO LA.......MOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[If you REALLY LIKE SOMEONE right now AND MISS THEM and can't get them out of your head then re-post this within 1 mintute and who ever you are missing will surprise you.]
Boy: I need someone to talk to.
Girl: I'm always here for you.
Boy: I know.
Girl: What's wrong?
Boy: I like her so much.
Girl: Talk to her.
Boy: I don't know. She won't ever like me.
Girl: Don't say that. You're amazing.
Boy: I just want her to know how I feel.
Girl: Then tell her.
Boy: She won't like me.
Girl: How do you know that?
Boy: I can just tell.
Girl: Well just tell her.
Boy: What should I say?
Girl: Tell her how much you like her.
Boy: I tell her that daily.
Girl: what do you mean?
Boy: I'm always with her. I love her.
Girl: I know how you feel. I have the same problem. But he'll never like me.
Boy: Wait. Who do you like?
Girl: Oh some boy.
Boy: Oh... she won't like me either.
Girl: She does.
Boy: How do you know?
Girl: Because, who wouldn't like you?
Boy: You.
Girl: You're wrong, I love you.
Boy: I love you too.
Girl: So are you going to talk to her?
Boy: I just did.
If you REALLY LIKE SOMEONE right now AND MISS THEM and can't get them out of your head then re-post this within 1 mintute and whoever you are missing will surprise you
10 questions to ask you guys
1.would you write me every day?
2.would you say that you love me and mean it?
3.would you ask me out first?
4.would you tell anyone that you are going out with me?
5.would you kiss me if you had the chance?
6.would you tell me you're phone number?
7.if you had the chance would you come over and see me?
8.would you tell me to luv you?
9.what would you do with me if locked up in you're room for 24 hours?
10.would you send me an e-mail?

Month One
Mommy, I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two
Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me, you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.


Month Three
You know what mommy, I'm a girl!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too, and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.


Month Four
Mommy, my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes, and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.


Month Five
You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's an abortion?


Month Six
I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!


Month Seven
Mommy, I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. he is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me mommy?


Every Abortion Is Just...
One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.


.::If you're against abortion, repost this::.
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everyone hates you

What Would You do if...
I cried: Give u a hug and tell u im sorry
I said I liked you: i would be surprised
I kissed you: i wouldnt mind
I touched your butt: i would most likley like it
I was hospitalized:i would be right by u
I ran away from home: i would ask u if u wanted 2 stay with me
I got in a fight and you were there: i would watch and wait for u
I got dumped: i would stay im sorry and asked if u wanna talk about
I pissed you off: i would get over it and talk about it


../)/)..These are the 12 signs of falling in love

12. You'll read his/her IMS over and over again...

11. You'll walk really really slow while you're with him/her...

10. You'll feel shy whenever you're with him/her...

9. While thinking bout him/her...your heart will beat
faster and faster...

8. By listening to his/her voice...you'll smile for no reason.

7. While looking at him/her..you cant see the other
people around you...you can only see that person...

6. You'll start listening to SLOW songs.

5. He/She becomes all you think about.

4. You'll get high just by their smell...

3. You'll realize that you're always smiling to yourself
when you think about them..

2. You'll do anything for him/her...

1. While reading this, there was one person on your mind the whole time.

Now make a wish :
post this as "these are the 12 signs of falling in love"
and something good will happen to you tonight


T • A • U • R • U • S: The Freak in bed

Aggressive. Freak in bed. Rare to find! Loves being in long relationships Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Sexy as ...u no!..... Loves to help people in times of need. Outstanding kisser. Very funny. Awesome personality. Stubborn. Sexual as ......... Most caring person you will ever meet! One of a kind. Not one to fuck with. Are the most sexiest people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not repo


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.C(")(").<<<bunny who saw ur mom naked

You may ask me four questions.
Any four, no matter how private or how random.
I have to answer them honestly,and I have to answer them
ALL!
In turn you post this message in your own journal, wikki, or profile and you have to answer the questions that are
asked of you!

*****If you had me alone, locked up in your room for 24 hours, and I had to do whatever you wanted me to do, what would you do with me? Post this in your house. You might be surprised at the answers you get..****

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----\\\-///----Someone
-----\\///-----Who Died
------///\-----Of
-----///\\\----Cancer
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[NOW BOYS remember this!!!


12 Ways To Get To A Girls Heart--

1. Hugs her from behind.
2. Grab her hand when you guys walk next to each other.
3. When standing, wrap your arms around her.
4. Cuddle with her.
5. Dont force her to do ANYTHING!
6. Write little notes.
7. Compliment her.
8. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible.
9. Say I love you.....and MEAN IT!
10. Brush the hair out of her eyes
11. Comfort her when she cries.
12. Love her with all your heart

Boy- hey, Hun
Girl- hey
Boy- I missed u at school 2day, y weren't u there?
Girl- yeah, I had to go to the doctor.
Boy- oh really? Why?
Girl- oh nothing, annual shots that’s all.
Boy- oh
Girl- so what did we do in math 2day?
Boy- u didn’t miss anything that great.......just lots of notes
Girl- ok good
Boy- yeah
Girl- hey I have a question......
Boy- ok, ask away
Girl-........How much do u love me?
Boy- u know I love u more than anything
Girl- yeah.....
Boy- y did u ask?
Girl-................>silence<..........
Boy- is something wrong?
Girl- no nothing at all
Boy- good.
Girl- ..............How much do u care about me?
Boy- I would give u the world in a heartbeat if i could.
Girl- u would?
Boy- yeah.........of course I would >sounding worried< is there something wrong??
Girl- no, everything’s fine......
Boy- are u sure?
Girl- yeah.
Boy- ok.......I hope so.
Girl- ..............Would u die for me?
Boy- I would take a bullet for u anyday, Hun
Girl- really?
Boy- anyday. Now seriously, is there something wrong???
Girl- no I’m fine, ur fine, we're fine, everyone’s fine.
Boy- ............ok
Girl-......................well i have to go ill c u 2morrow at school.
Boy- alright, bye. I LOVE YOU.
girl- yeah, I love u 2, bye.
THE NEXT DAY AT SCHOOL:
Boy- hey, have u seen my g/f 2day?
Friend- no
Boy- oh.
Friend- she wasn’t here yesterday either.
Boy- I know, she was acting all weird on the phone last night.
Friend- well dude u know how gurls are sumtimes
Boy- yeah........But not her.
Friend- idk what else 2 say, man.
Boy- k well I gotta get 2 english, ill c ya after school.
Friend- yeah I gotta get to science, ttyl.
THAT NIGHT: > >> > > >> >
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Girl- hello?
boy- hey
Girl- oh, hi.
Boy- y weren't u at school 2day?
Girl- uh.......i had another doctor appointment.
Boy- are u sick?
Girl- ..................um i have 2 go, my mom's callin on my other line.
Boy- ill wait.
Girl- it may take a while, ill call u later.
Boy-........Alright, I love u Hun.
very long pause
Girl- (with tear in her eye) look, I think we should break up.
Boy- what???
Girl- it’s the best thing for us right now.
Boy- y????
Girl- I love u.
click< > >> > > >> >
THE GIRL DOESNT COME TO SCHOOL FOR 3 MORE WEEKS, AND DOESNT ANSWER HER PHONE.
boy- hey dude
friend- hey
boy- what’s up
Friend- nothing, hey have u talked 2 ur ex lately?
boy- no
Friend- so u didn’t hear?
Boy- hear what?
Friend- um idk if I should be the one to tell u......
boy- dude, wtf tell me
friend- uh....call this number....433-555-3468
Boy- ok............
BOY CALLS NUMBER AFTER SCHOOL
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Voice- hello, county hospital, this is nurse beckam.
Boy- uh.......I must have the wrong number, I’m looking for my friend.
Voice- what is her name, sir?
(boy gives info)
Voice- yes, this is the right number, she is one of our patients here.
Boy- really? y? What happened??? How is she???
Voice- her room number its ..666, in building A, suite 3.
Boy- WHT HAPPENED??!!!!
Voice- plz come by sir and you can see her, goodbye.
Boy- WAIT! NO!
*dial tone*
BOY GOES TO HOSPITAL, AND TO ROOM ..666, BUILDING A, SUITE 3. GIRL IS LYING IN THE HOSPITAL BED.
Boy- omg are u ok??
Girl- ..................
Boy- sweetie!! Talk to me!!
Girl- I..........
Boy- u what?? U WHT???
girl- I have cancer and I’m on life support
Boy- ....................Breaks into tears......................
girl- they're taking me off 2night
Boy- y??
girl- I wanted 2 tell u but I couldn’t
Boy- y didn’t u tell me????
girl- I didn’t want 2 hurt u.
boy- u could never hurt me
girl- I just wanted 2 c if u felt bout me as the same i felt bout u.
Boy- ?
Girl- I love u more than anything, I would give u the world in a heartbeat. I would die for you and take a bullet for you.
Boy- ...........
girl- don’t be sad, I love u n ill always be here w/u
Boy- then y'd u break up w/me?
Nurse- young man, visiting hours are over.
BOY LEAVES, GIRL IS TAKEN OFF LIFE SUPPORT, AND DIES. But what the boy didn't know is that the girl only asked him those questions so she could hear him say it one last time, and she only broke up w/him because she knew she only had 3 more weeks to live, and thought it would cause him less pain and give him time to get over her before she died.
NEXT DAY
The boy is found dead with a gun in his hand..with a note in the other...
THE NOTE SAID:
I told her I would take a bullet for her.... Just like she said she would die for me...
96% OF TEENS WON'T STAND UP FOR GOD...
REPOST THIS ON YOUR SITE IF YOU'RE ONE
OF THE 4% WHO WILL?

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex on a piece of paper.
2. Which color is your favorite out of red, black, blue, green and yellow?
3. Your first initial
4. Your month of birth
5. Which color do you like most? Black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same gender as you.
7. Do you like California or Florida more?
8. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
9. Write down a realistic wish.
ARE YOU DONE? IF SO, SCROLL DOWN..
THE ANSWERS
1. You are completely in love with this person
2. If you choose: RED - You are alert and your life is full of love. BLACK - You are conservative and aggressive GREEN - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back BLUE - You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love YELLOW - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down
3. If your initial is: A-K - You have a lot of love and friendship in your life L-R - You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom S-Z - You like to help others and your future love life looks very good
4. If you were born in: JAN.-MAR. - The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected APR.-JUNE - You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but with memories that will last forever JULY-SEPT. - You will have a great year and experience a major life changing experience for the good OCT.-DEC. - Your love life will not be too great, but eventually, you will find your soul mate
5. If you chose: BLACK - Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard for you at the time but it will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. WHITE - You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. If you chose: CALIFORNIA - You like adventure FLORIDA - You are laid back
8. If you chose: LAKE - You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. OCEAN - You are spontaneous and like to please people.
9. This wish will only come true if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN on your house within the next hour and it will come true before your next birthday!!!!!!!




Age: 20

Gender: female

What do you do?: Something in between

Place of living: USA-Iowa

Known languages
English

Home-page URL: go

Weblog URL: fuck

Favorite URL: yourself

Elfpack crew wannabe: No

Music
countryhip hoppop

Other interests
catsdancingdrinks
eatingpartysinging
slackingsmokingshopping

Civil status: single

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Body shape: normal

Height: 167


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