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PrettyPoison (Boy bands ate my baby.)

Member #37643 created: 2006-01-02 19:15:45Simple URL:   

Name: Brittany


I'm a raging [d i s a s t e r] coupled with a tinge of f.e.a.r.


bUgZ are people t00


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["You're more punk, hardcore, mod, straightedge, emo, indie than me. Your hair is cooler, your pants are tighter, you have more piercings. You have cooler pins on your messenger bag and your favorite band is more obscure than mine. Your shoes are more vintage and so is your t-shirt. You own more black clothes than me. I don't even own a trucker cap OR a denim jacket. Your glasses are thicker and blacker than mine, the plugs in your ears are bigger. You know more people in bands and your girl jeans are the envy of scenesters everywhere. Your photography is blacker and whiter, your profiles are wittier, and you have much better soul records. Your scene points are double, perhaps triple, mine. Because as we all know, that's what really matters. In a scene where the music has taken a backseat to the haircuts, you win and I lose." ]


[And when it all goes to hell,
will you be able to tell
me you're sorry with a straight face

I'm Brittany. I'm short and I have lots and lots of freckles. I have short stubby fingers, and funny looking feet, and an obsession for hot hands, hair, and piercings.

I'm a dinosaur [*rawr*]xD
I think I'm [black,] but I'm really not, and that makes me sad 
My best buddy is the fluffy and I am fluffy too.
Kaytee is my girl and I am her man
I soo wish i was superwoman so i can fly!!
I do believe in love at first sight.
I like to walk around in the rain. Cause rain's the shizz. That's rap for awesome. 
I talk waaay to much.
I love to sing, even when it's not that great. But, hey, my showerhead adores me.
I love to dance, even though I can barely walk.
I love to smile, cause smiling makes the world go around.
Frikkin' is the [c-o-o-l-e-s-t] word ever. End of story.
The movie The Brave Little Toaster freaks me out, and because of that movie I have a fear of toasters.
I LOVE Laurell K. Hamilton and Anne Rice.
But I love Kaytee more.    &hearts;
I'm a [ hold my hand ] type of girl.
I can't spell so get over it!
Brittany likes to refer to herself in third person xD
I'm really anal about punctuation and capitalization.
I'm sometimes afraid of the dark...
I'm really afraid of needles though.
As a kid, I was obsessed with Barney, Power Rangers, Spice Girls, Batman Comics, The Beatles, Prince, Micheal Jackson, and Metallica.
I dream waaay more than the average person.
Dreams are a direct connect to God.
Did I mention I'm a Christian? Non-denominational of course.
Jesus is my Lord and Savior, homie.
I still listen to Hanson...I know right.
I like to giggle. Even though I sound like a 5 year old.

I'm super hyper, and mostly optimistic. Mostly. I used to write using stupid words like 'ish' and 'teh' then i realized that I sounded like an idiot. I love random messages, but if you can't write in REAL english, and not like a second grader...then just don't message me.

[I'll be your best kept secret and
your biggest mistake.

Fall Out Boy Rocks my socks. Heck Yes. Woot.

You know what? I love to get messages, but I hate it when people send mean messages. Why would a person do that? Are you that insecure of yourself that you have to send a random message to someone just to be insulting? I mean, I don't know about you, but I usually have better things to do with my time. We don't live forever, so why not spend our time doing something productive like making our fellow humans feel better about themselves? I don't understand people that go around just trying to hurt others. There is no excuse good enough to tear another person down. That's what's wrong with the human race these days. We are all trying to bring each other down, and at the same time we expect others to treat us like the gods that we are. We're not gods. We're just normal people. We're all equal. And we're all flawed. Even you. You're flawed even as you read this. Denying everything I'm typing. You're thinking, "I'm not mean to people. I'm always nice." I'd bet my dirty soul that you're in denial. I'd bet we all are.

Sometimes I wonder why I type this stuff. Only 1 out of every 10 people who visit this is going to read it. They'll take a peek at the pictures and then be on thier way. It's sad. I'll cry for you later.

I'm a Christian. That means I love Jesus. I like to talk about it alot. It makes me feel good. So, if I start rambling off stuff about God and Jesus, and it offends you, I'm really sorry. It's just that when stuff makes me happy, I like to tell people. And my God makes me happy. I'm nondenominational, but I go to a southern baptist church. My church is awesome. They are the most Un-southern Baptists I know. And they love God, and me. I love it when people love me. Makes me feel...loved. Ha. God loves everyone. Me. You. The cow down the street. It doesn't matter. I promise that he loves it. That's what's so great about him. No matter what, he loves me. Even when I screw up. I apologize and he forgives me.

God. He's my homie. Have you ever really thought about God? I mean, I have the coolest Father in the world. My Father made the air I breathe, the waters, the fish, the smiles. He created all the people around me espessially for me, and me espessially for them. And I get to talk to him everyday. That makes me the luckiest person alive.

[Your secret's out and the best part is it isn't even a good one.]

I <3 black. It's my favorite color.
Green's my second favorite. But black,
I like most. Some people ask me why...
black is the presence of all color. All
colors are awesome, and all together they rock.

You know what the best thing in the world is? Books. Books are awesome. I love to read. It's my favorite thing in the whole wide world. I don't like it when people make fun of people for reading. We have alot of people that do that where I'm from. It's not very nice. Anywho...My favorite authors are Laurelle K. Hamilton, J k Rowling, Anne Rice, James Clemens, Kim Harrison, Kelley Armstrong, Lynsey Sands, Katie McAllisor, Arthur Golden, Dan Brown, and J. R. Ward.

Music I'm into:

--Fall Out Boy
--taking back sunday
--motion city soundtrack
--relient k
--the used
--hawthorne heights
--something corporate
--bad religion
--the donnas
--sum 41
--flogging molly
--bowling for soup
--blink 182
--green day
--ben folds
--jack johnson
--eve 6
--alanis morrisette
--franz ferdinand
--straylight run
--riddlin kids
--starting line
--senses fail
--Alice in Chains
--The Darkness
--Black Sabbath
--Led Zepplin
--Pink Floyd
--Maroon 5
--The Eagles
--Puddle of Mudd
--Joan Jett and the Black Hearts
--October Fall
--The Academy Is...
--Cute is What We Aim For
--From First To Last
--Panic! At The Disco
--November Kills

Turn Ons:

♥Long Dark Hair
♥Tallness, which isn't hard cause Im so short.
♥Alter Egos.
♥Lip Rings Are Hawt.
♥Short sweet random kisses.
♥Guys that wear girl pants.
♥Guys that can pull off make-up.
♥Guys that can sing...
♥Any animal really...
♥Internet Hotties that actually are only looking for friends
♥A guy that is more than willing to profess his faith(in God, of course)
♥A guy that has the balls to wear rainbows in public.

Turn Offs:

--When my socks get wet.
--Chicks that think they are hot.
--Male Ego
--Anything Ghetto.
--Overly Sexual People
--People that down Religion.
--The Overly Anal
--Controlling Guys.
--Rap Music
--Sinus Headaches(gah, I hate em')
--People who can't spell my name.
--People who try to be what they aren't.
--Guys with long hair that try to wear it in pony tails.
--Internet peeps that only want to cyber.
--People who lie about their age
--Liers period.
--Fatheads(you know who you are)
--Second-hand smoke
--First-hand smoke
--any hand smoke
--Pop Music


[So wear me like a locket around your throat.
I'll weigh you down.
I'll watch you choke.
You look so good in blue.

I have almost every single messenger you can if you wanna add me to yours, just ask...

Age: 24Year of birth: 1989Month of birth: 2Day of birth: 26

Gender: female

What do you do?: Something in between

Place of living: USA-Alabama

Exact place of living: Greenville

Known languages

alternativeclassicalfolk music
gothgrungeheavy metal
jazznew ageopera
progressive metalpunkreggae

Other interests
chasing the preferred sexdancingdogs
religionrole playingsinging

Civil status: involved

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Body shape: big breasted

Height: 152

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