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Lethal Injection (I Stab Security Guards In The Back Of The Neck.)

Member #34387 created: 2005-11-25 01:35:15Simple URL:   

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You're Probably A Little Too Fake For My Taste.

Life Is A Game. I Don't Follow The Rules.

Mother Fucker, You Won't Intimidate Me.

I'm The Beast. Not The Beauty.

The Darkest Depths Of The Wallowing Are Inside Me.

Don't Pretend You Know Me. I Don't Know Me.

Ps: Full Time Ninjette to the fullest.

It's pathetic to see i've come to the realization that no matter how intelligent you are, someone who is stunningly beautiful will get further in life then you could ever dream of. To see true beauty is what you'd call real intelligence.

I'm bitter. I always have my own opinions. I do get jealous of other women. Why? I'm not happy with myself. Your "game" wont work on me. I'm The Type To Contemplate Suicide Or Homocide Daily. No doubts that i'm the most Pessimistic person you'll come across. You'll find i'm too much for you to handle. Straight up. If real is intimidating to you, then i'm not your female. Yes, I'm a Fat Kid, Chubby, Thick, Obese, Voluptuous, Full Figured, Plump, Big Boned, Fluffy, Husky. Do you have to like it? No. Do you have to respect it? Yes. My days are filled with darkness, and it's rare that the light seeps through the cracks. I'm the type of person that could say one thing and mean another, or mean one thing and say another. I will never judge someone, it's not my place to do so. I'm like an alcoholic to liquor. Addicting. My personality isn't one in the same. Then again you always see me smiling. I'm A Contradiction To Myself, An Uncommon Beauty. One To Love. Fuck It.

I'm extremely deep and very insightful. People say my mind is fucked up, that my views of the world and the way i see people are sick and twisted, well they're right. I see things for the way they are, not the way i want them to be.

I'm the razorblade to every wrist of the lost souls in existance. I'm the addiction you're forced to satisfy wether it be for drugs or self mutilation. I'm the smirk that dominates a criminal. I'm the knife in every serial killers hands as it tears through human flesh.

What I'm Looking For....

I need someone who treats me like shit, that will take me for granted. A person that just wants to use me as their sex toy. Who will ignore me when i'm talkin' directly to them. Who is the most amazing person until i go behind closed doors. Someone that will degrade me and compliment other girls/guys while i'm beside them. A person who will point out all of my flaws that need to be fixed. Someone who will use me and cheat on me constantly. And of course, someone that will slap me around. A person that will do nothin' but lie to me. Someone who makes me realize how worthless and hidious i am. A person that truly sees how i want to be treated. Because that's what every woman wants.

Sarcasm You Dumb Fucks.

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A white man yells to a black man. "Hey colored boy! You're blockin my view."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black"
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

-- Name: Meg.
-- Name you use: Meg.
-- Nickname: Misses T, Chubbs, Meggie Pooh, Lethal.
-- Birthdate: 06- 06-1991.
-- Birthplace: Louisville, Kentucky.
-- Current location: Louisville, Kentucky.
-- Eye color: Brown.
-- Hair color: Black.
-- Righty or lefty: Both.

-- Your heritage: I don't know.
-- The shoes you wore today: Osiris'.
-- Your weakness: Food.
-- Your fears: Heights, sharks, dying alone.
-- Goal you'd like to achieve: Lose some weight.

-- Your most overused phrase: ....
-- Your thoughts first waking up: "I gotta Piss".
-- Your best physical feature: My eyes.
-- Your bedtime: When i'm tired.
-- Your most missed memory: Happiness.

--Fizzy : Mountain Dew.
-- Fast food joint: Rallys. Taco Bell.
-- Single or group dates: Single, really.
-- Adidas or Nike: Adidas.
-- Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate.
-- Cappuccino or coffee: Cuppuccino.

-- Smoke: Yes.
-- Curse: Yes.
-- Sing: Yes.
-- Take a shower every day: Yes.
-- Have a crush(es): God yes.
-- Do you think you've been in love: Yes.
-- Like high school: Some what.
-- Want to get married: One day.
-- Believe in yourself: No.
-- Get motion sickness: No.
-- Think you're attractive: Not really.
-- Think you're a health freak?: No.
-- Get along with your parents: Parent: Sometimes.
-- Play an instrument: No.

In the past Year have you
-- Drank alcohol: Yes.
-- Smoked: Yes.
-- Done a drug: Yes.
-- Had sex: No.
-- Made out: Yes.
-- Gone on a date: Yes.
-- Gone to the mall: Yes.
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: No.
-- Eaten sushi: Yes.
-- Been on stage: No.
-- Gone skating: No.
-- Made homemade cookies: No.
-- Gone skinny-dipping: No.
-- Dyed your hair: Yes.
-- Stolen anything: Yes.

-- Played a game that required removal of clothing: No.
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: Yes.
-- Been caught doing something: Yes.
-- Been called a tease: Yes.
-- Gotten beaten up: No.
-- Shoplifted: Yes.
-- Changed who you were to fit in: No.
-- Slept with a member of the opposite sex without having sex: Yes.

-- Age you hope to be married: When wrinkles start to form, atleast.
-- Describe your dream wedding: I marry the one.
-- How do you want to die: Bleed to death.
-- What do you want to be when you grow up: Photographer.
-- What country would you most like to visit: Who knows? I don't.

In a guy/girl...
-- Best eye color: Any color.
-- Best hair color: Any color.
-- Short or long hair: Both.
-- Height: Doesn't matter.
-- Best weight: I don't care.
-- Best articles of clothing: ....
-- Best first date location: Somewhere to talk.
-- Best first kiss location: In the rain.

-- Number of drugs taken illegally: Too many to count.
-- Number of people I could trust with my life: One. Two maybe.
-- Number of CDs that I own: More then i can count.
-- Number of piercings: Eyebrow, Tongue, Labret and Ears.
-- Number of tattoos: Four.
-- Number of scars: Covered.
-- Number of things in my past that I regret: Nothing.

Age: 19Year of birth: 1991Month of birth: 6Day of birth: 6

Gender: female

What do you do?: Being lazy

Place of living: USA-Kentucky

Exact place of living: Louisville

Known languages

Elfpack crew wannabe: No

adult popalternativeclassical
gothgrungeheavy metal
hip hoppoppunk

Other interests
boardgamescard gamescats
chasing the preferred sexcrime storiesdancing

Civil status: single

Sexual preference: both sexes

Body shape: plump

Height: 168

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