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SEX IS A SENSATION CAUSED BY TEMPTATION WHEN A GUY STICKS HIS LOCATION INTO A GIRLS DESTINATION TO INCREASE POPULATION FOR THE NEXT GENERATION YOU GET MY EXPLANATION OR DO U NEED A DEMONSTRATION?



Sex is when a guys communication
enters a girls information
to increase the population
for a younger generation
do you get the information...
or do you need a demonstration..


A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road..





Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.






Guy: No, this is fun.








Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!








Guy: Then tell me you love me.








Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!








Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.








*Girl hugs him*








Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.











(In the paper the next day)







A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but








only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his
breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved
him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even
though it meant that he would die.





Facts Guys should know about girls
when a girl is quiet
millions of things are running through her mind
When a girl is not arguing
she is thinking deeply
When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions,
she is wondering how long you'll be around
When a girl answers "I'm fine" after a few seconds
she is not fine at all
When a girl stares at you
she is wondering why you are lying
When a girl lays on your chest
she is wishing for you to be hers forever
When a girl calls you everyday
she is seeking your atention
When a girl says "I love you"
she means it
When a girl says that she can't live without you
She has made up her mind that you are her future
When a girl says "I miss you"
No one in this world can miss you more than that
When a girl says No
She means no. LOL




Facts Girls should know about Guys.
when a girl is quiet
guys wonder when the bitching will start
When a girl is not arguing
guys think its time for a quickie
When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions,
she is wondering how long you'll be around
guys think that they have spilled something on there shirt of their fly is undone
When a girl answers "I'm fine" after a few seconds
guys think, they have done something wrong again
When a girl stares at you
guys think , 'oh yes she bought it'
When a girl lays on your chest
guys think they r going to get a head-job
When a girl calls you everyday
guys think that their girlfriends think they are cheating
When a girl says "I love you"
guys think that they r getting screwed that night (most guys, but not me)
When a girl says that she can't live without you
guys think, 'oh no more baggage'
When a girl says "I miss you"
guys usaly say it back...
When a girl says No
guys think that your only saying no cause you want to get screwed...
not all guys are the same. Here is what I think.
when a girl is quiet
guys wonder when the bitching will start
I wander what have I done or what do I need to do
When a girl is not arguing
guys think its time for a quickie
I think. Yay, a breather
When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions,
she is wondering how long you'll be around
guys think that they have spilled something on there shirt of their fly is undone
I'm thinking I love it when she looks at me that way.
When a girl answers "I'm fine" after a few seconds
guys think, they have done something wrong again
I have ta agree with this on





When a girl calls you everyday
guys think that their girlfriends think they are cheating
I'm thinking "Give me a break already I have other people who could be trying to call"





Everyday I love you less and less
It's clear to see that you've become obsessed
I've got to get this message to the press
That everyday I love you less and less
And everyday I love you less and less
I've got to get this feeling off my chest
The Doctor says all I needs pills and rest
Since everyday I love you less and less
Unless, unless
I know, I feel it in my bones
I'm sick, I'm tired of staying in control
Oh yes, I feel a rat upon a wheel
i've got to no what's not and what's real
Oh yes I'm stressed, I'm sorry I digressed
Impressed you're dressed to SOS
Oh, and my parents love me
Oh, and my girlfriend loves me
Everyday I love you less and less
I can't believe once you and me did sex
It makes me sick to think of you undressed
Since everyday I love you less and less
And everyday I love you less and less
You're turning into something I detest
And everybody says that your a mess
Since everyday I love you less and less
Unless, unless
I know, I feel it in my bones
I'm sick, I'm tired of staying in control
Oh yes, I feel a rat upon a wheel
I've got to no what's not and what is real
Oh yes I'm stressed, I'm sorry I digressed
Impressed you're dressed to SOS
Oh, and my parents love me
Oh, and my boyfriend loves me
Oh, they keep photos of me
Oh, thats enough love for me
Oh, and my parents love me
Oh, and my girlfriend loves me
Oh, they keep photos of me
Oh, thats enough love for me