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CanadianCowboy. (HI YI YI!!)

Member #1612 created: 2004-10-27 18:30:37Simple URL: http://www.elfpack.com/1612   

Name: Josh

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ME!!

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abs!!

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blonde hair, blue eyes, muscular....if u wanna know more dont be afraid to ask....anyone who checks out this page can u please leave a message thank you..!!=)

[96% OF TEENS WONT STAND UP FOR GOD. REPOST THIS IF YOUR ONE OF THE 4% WHO WILL]

HERE ALL PEOPLE CAN MESSAGE ME I DONT CARE WHAT CHA LOOK LIKE... WHAT RELIGION YOU ARE...WHAT RACE YOU ARE...EVERYONE ARE EQUALS IN THE WORLD...

IF YOU AGREE WITH ME.,IF ALL PEOPLE THOUGHT THIS THE WORLD WOULD BE A HAPPIER PLACE PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE. THEN MESSAGE ME THAT YOU DID AND I WILL PUT YOU ON MY LIST(THE LIST WHERE PEOPLE WISH THAT THE WORLD WOULD BE A BETTER PLACE WITHOUT DISCRIMINATION,AND HATE)


THE LIST OF MEMBERS WHO AGREE!!

1)[CanadianCowboy.]
2)[Demon in my View]
3)[Amber Nicole]
4)[ProtectingWolf]
5)[Sabrina Catherine]
6)[eyelinertears]
7)[EmoBoy]
8)[zq]
9)[*.:Kayla:.*]
10)[.1]
11)[iluvyou]
12)[Mommie 2 Be♥]
13)[tears of blood]
14)[Fuck Elfpack]
15)[~*~lovable~*~]
16)[Ł â Đ ŷ √IN Р ι п Ķ]
17)[elemnopeee]

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ALL ABOUT FRIENDS!!
FAKE FRiENDS: Never ask for food.
REAl FRiENDS: are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRiENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAl FRiENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE FRiENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was
wrong.
REAl FRiENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up
..... but that shit was fun!"

FAKE FRiENDS: never seen you cry.
REAl FRiENDS: cry with
you

FAKE FRiENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAl FRiENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRiENDS: know a few things about you.
REAl FRiENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes
from you.

FAKE FRiENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is
doing.
REAl FRiENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRiENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAl FRiENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FAKE FRiENDS: Are for awhile.
REAl FRiENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRiENDS: Will take
your drink away when they think you've
had enough.
REAl FRiENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and
say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste shit."

FAKE FRiENDS: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about
you.
REAL FRiENDS: Will knock them the fuck out

FAKE FRiENDS: Would ignore this
REAl FRiENDS: Will send this to
all their real friends and hope to get it back

A white man yells to a black man. "Hey colored boy! You're blockin my view."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black"
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"


The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this in your house if you are against racism.


HOW A 7 YEAR OLD EXPLAINS SEX
Little Johnny was 7 years old and like
other boys
his age rather
curious.

He had been hearing quite a bit
about 'making out'
from the older boys, and he wondered
what it was
and how it was done.

One day he took his question to his
mother, who
became rather flustered. Instead of
explaining
things to Johnny, she told him to hide
behind the
curtains one night and watch his older
sister and
her boyfriend.

This he did. The following morning,
Johnny
described EVERYTHING to his mother.

"Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for
a while,
then he turned off most of the lights.
Then he
started kissing and hugging her. I
figured 'Sis must
be getting sick, because her face started
looking
funny.

He must have thought so too, because he
put his
hand inside her blouse to feel her heart,
just the
way the doctor would. Except he's not as
smart as
the doctor because he seemed to have
trouble
finding her heart. I guess he was getting
sick too,
because pretty soon both of them started
panting
and getting all out of breath.

His other hand must have been cold
because he
put it under her skirt.

About this time 'Sis got worse and began
to moan
and sigh and squirm around and slide
down
toward
the end of the couch. This was when her
fever
started. I knew it was a fever, because Sis
told him
she felt really hot.

Finally, I found out what was making
them so
sick......-a big eel ;had gotten inside his
pants
somehow. It just jumped out of his pants
and
stood there, about 10 inches long,
honest, anyway
he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from
getting
away.

When Sis saw it, she got really scared-her
eyes
got big, and her mouth fell open, and
she started
calling out to God and stuff like that. She
said it
was the biggest one she's ever seen; I
should tell
her about the ones down at the lake by
our house!

Anyway, Sis got brave and tried to kill the
eel by
biting its head off. All of a sudden she
grabbed it
with both hands and held it tight while he
took a
muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it
over the
eel's head to keep it from biting again.

Sis lay back and spread her legs so she
could get
a scissor-lock on it and he helped by lying
on top
of the eel. The eel put up a hell of a
fight.

Sis started groaning and squealing and
her
boyfriend almost upset the couch. I guess
they
wanted to kill the eel by squashing it
between
them.

After a while they both quit moving and
gave a
great sigh. Her boyfriend got up, and sure
enough,
they killed the eel. I knew because it just
hung
there, limp, and some of its insides were
hanging
out.

Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired
from the
battle, but they went back to courting
anyway. He
started hugging and kissing her again. By
golly,
the eel wasn't dead! It jumped straight up
and
started to fight again.

I guess eels are like cats- they have nine
lives or
something. This time, Sis jumped up and
tried to
kill it by sitting on it. After about a 35
minute
struggle, they finally killed the eel. I knew
it was
dead, because I saw Sis's boyfriend peel
its skin
off and flush it down the toilet.

Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

Check yours here (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv)


What Was/Is (or Are)...
:Right next to you: computer tower
:On your mouse pad: nothing its black with a wrist pad
:Your dream car: Silver Porsche 911 Turbo
:Your dream date: Weekend at a cabin in the mountains or a house on the beach!
:Your dream honeymoon spot: Hawaii
:Your dream husband/wife: donno
:Your bedtime: 12ish on school nights
:Under your bed: nothing
:The single most important question: y are some people so rude and disrespectful
:Your bad time of the day: when ever ppl yell at me
:Your worst fear(s): losing the people i love


























Age: 18Year of birth: 1989Month of birth: 5Day of birth: 28

Gender: male

What do you do?: Something in between

Place of living: Canada - Manitoba

Known languages
EnglishFrenchGerman
Spanish

Music
countryhip hoppop
punkraprock

Other interests
animalsanimebeer
boardgamescard gamescarpentry
carschasing the preferred sexcooking
discodogsdrinks
eatingelectronicsfantasy
filmfishinggambling
historyhorseshunting
motorcyclespartyrole playing
shoppingsportingtheatre
travellingwatching sportwhisky
winewoodwork

Civil status: single

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Body shape: muscular

Height: 175


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