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Member #15229 created: 2005-04-27 08:43:25Simple URL: http://www.elfpack.com/15229   

Name: daf J

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this is me this is an old photo

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my doggy hooch

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Adventurer

Description:
brown hair blue eyes 5ft 8/9, like goin out and having a laugh but also like staying in and relaxing, looking for the right girl to come along.



A guy and girl were speeding over 100 mph on a road…





Girl:"Slow down. I’m scared."





Guy:"No, this is fun."







Girl:"No, its not. Please, its too scary."






Guy:"Then tell me you love me."







Girl:"Fine, I love you. Slow down!"








Guy:"Now give me a BIG hug."







*Girl hugs him*






Guy: "Can you take my helmet off and put it on? Its bugging me."









Paper the next day: motorcycle crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people riding. Only one survived.






The truth:
Halfway down the road, the guy realized the brakes went out, and he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug him one last time, then had her put on his helmet. So that she would live, even though it meant that he would die



One night a guy & a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed & that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she pulled it out & read it. "Without your love, I would die."



LEXY IS THE BEST GIRL ON HERE TALK TO HER SHES AMAZING AND SHE IS MY PRINCESS SO DONT HURT HER O.K

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these are my bros they are younger than me but they are awesome we have matthew on the left looking angry and nathan on the right


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NOW BOYS remember this, this is what u must do to To A Girls Heart--


1. Hugs her from behind.

2. Grab her hand when you guys walk next to each other.

3. When standing, wrap your arms around her.

4. Cuddle with her.


5. Dont force her to do ANYTHING!

6. Write little notes.

7. Compliment her.

8. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible.

9. Say I love you.....and MEAN IT!


10. Brush the hair out of her eyes


11. Comfort her when she cries.


12. Love her with all your heart


this is the best football team in the world manchester city if u dont now them. this is wen i went into there new stadium for the first match.

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this is the team at the start of the season <img:http://www.elfpack.com/img/image/15229_1144610235.jpg?y=100>




this is my horse if u didnt now i had one hes a trotter cross thurabred hes chesnut
and he is 15 hnds 3 inches and he means the world to me <img:http://www.elfpack.com/img/image/15229_1144610154.jpg?y=100>


this is one of the best pictures ull get of wear i live it nice but it is spoilt by the steel works about 4miles down the road i wish that we could have another snow day like this.

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these are just a few of my m8s:
<img:http://www.elfpack.com/img/image/15229_1144610205.jpg?y=100> this is handy

this is titch <img:http://www.elfpack.com/img/image/15229_1144610097.jpg?y=100>

this is jack the headcase but hes awesome <img:http://www.elfpack.com/img/image/15229_1144610123.jpg?y=100>

this is what happened when we were camping out up in the forest and someone tryed to peg our tent we wer not amused, but then again neither was he wen we finished with him
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i read this poem and had to put it on here. PLZZZZZ READ IT A boy and a girl,
the best of friends.
From elementary to high school
from beginning to end.


Through all those years
their friendship grew.
They both felt the same,
but neither knew.


Each waking moment
since the day they met.
They both loved each other
sunrise to sunset.


He was all she had
in her terrible life.
He was the one
who kept her from her knife.


She was his angel,
she made him smile.
Though life threw him curves,
she made it all worth while.


Then one day
things went terribly wrong.
The next few weeks
were like a very sad song.


He made her jealous
on purpose he tried.
When the girl asked, "Do you love her?"
on purpose he lied.


He played with jealousy
like it was a game.
Little did he know
Things would never be the same.


His plan was working
but he had no clue.
How wrong things would go,
the damage he would do.


One night she broke down,
feeling very alone.
Just her and the blade,
no one else home.


She dialed his number,
he answered, "Hello"
She told him she loved him
and hung up the phone.


He raced to her house
just a minute too late.
Found her lying in blood,
her heart had no rate.


Beside her was a note,
in it her confession.
Her love for this boy,
her only obsession.


As he read the note,
he knelt down and cried.
Grabbed her knife,
that night they both died.


She was found in his arms,
both of them dead.
Under her note
his handwriting said:


"I loved her so,
she never knew.
All this time
I loved her too."
*********************************************
1. Kiss on the hand
I adore you
2. Kiss on the cheek
I just want to be friends
3. Kiss on the neck
I want you
4. Kiss on the lips
I LOVE YOU
5. Kiss on the ear   
I am Just Playing
6. Kiss anywhere else
Lets not get too far
7. Look in your eyes
Kiss Me
8. Playing with your hair
I cant live with out you
9. Hand on your waistm         
I love you too much to let you go
*********************************************


girl: hey baby i want to show you....
Boy: ( cutting her off ) ugh i'm so mad
Girl: why? whats wrong ?
Boy: ugh everything
Girl: explain baby
Boy: just lost a championship game,
parents flipped out on me for no reason,
and im catching a cold
Girl: well hey there will always be other games,
you know ill take care of you when your sick,
what your parents flip about ?
Boy: they are making me pay them for a car repair
Girl: is it alot of money
Boy: no it just sucks
Boy: but hey i dont feel well im going to go lay down
Boy: bye
Girl: wait i want to give you some...
Boy: cant it wait til tommorow ?
Girl: yeah sure
Girl: bye
Boy: bye








2 hours later a friend of hers asks her to go for a drive ...she
goes.....
her friend swerved to avoid a truck....hitting a tree instead
her friend was killed instantly....shes in critical condition
This is the conversation between her sister and her boyfriend
Sister: omg ( crying )
Boy: what? whats wrong ?
Sister: my sister...your gf was involved in a major car wreck
Boy: is she ok ? ?????
Sister: shes in critical condition
Boy: i'll be there in 10 minutes
He shows up to the hospital room ...standing outside the door
going over the last conversation in his mind over and over as he
heard the machines beep and beep and breathing tubes pump
Boy: she wanted to give me something or tell me something
Girls mom: yeah this...
it was an envelope smelling like she did sealed with a kiss in
lipstick
he opened it.....
it said ..... your everything to me....i love you with everything i
am
and everything i have...i want to spend the rest of my life with you
sealed in it was a ripped movie ticket from the first movie they
went to
and the first picture they took together
he kissed the picture as a tear fell from his face onto the picture
it looked as if in the picture she was crying
then the machines flatlined....3 minutes later she was pronounced
dead
If you have any heart...any soul...or want to be happy you will
repost this


Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: Not really
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No way
Girl: What would you choose: your life..or me?
Boy: My life
The Girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life
♥If you REALLY LIKE SOMEONE right now AND MISS THEM and can't get them out of your head then re-post this within 1 mintute and whoever you are missing will surprise you.♥




Age: 16Year of birth: 1989Month of birth: 6Day of birth: 12

Gender: male

Place of living: United Kingdom-Wales

Exact place of living: porttalbot

Known languages
English

Music
punkrapreggae
rocktechno

Other interests
animalsartbeer
card gamescarschasing the preferred sex
cookingcrime storiescybersex
discodogseconomics
electronicsfishinghunting
motorcyclespartysnow scooters
whiskywoodwork

Civil status: single

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Body shape: fit

Height: 168


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